Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

yep - I'm good at leaning over people as well.

A nice face boob rub is always appreciated.

 

[Photog1rl]

didn’t realize he was in a boat! For some reason I thought he was building something.

This is where my brain went.

Apparently this thread really stokes my imagination.

 

[EvaLane]

Clothing makes the moan.

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Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?

Not even a little. Honestly, it’s kind of the opposite. I have zero interest in dressing a man I want to fuck - it feels weirdly contradictory, and that’s coming from me.

That said… I like when a man has opinions about my appearance. If I’m entertaining him at all, he’s clearly already into how I look, so little preferences or suggestions don’t put me off. Quite the opposite.

What type of clothing is a no-go for you?

Hmm. I’m not huge on the ultra-alternative look on men, but I can’t even name specifics, it’s more of a vibe thing. If I’d feel like I’m dating the guy loitering outside the vape shop, probably not.

What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?

Mostly the simplest stuff. Soft, low effort basics. Sundresses, skirts, no bra, no panties.

What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?

well.

There’s something about a man who’s just been to the gym or working hard in any physical way. I like the ombré of sweat mapping out effort that should’ve been spent on me. It makes me jealous, honestly.

Clothing wise, gym gear is hot on both men and women. But with women? I like them soft. Sweet, pretty little dresses that make them feel cute, a choker if they’re feeling brave. That’s my usual type.

But then there are the ones that aren’t soft. The alt girls. The tattoos I want to lick, the fishnets, the chain jewelry. The whole goth e-girl fantasy I go blank around them, so it’s more admiration than anything I think.

Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body?

Many times.

Did you like it?

Every time.

Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?
Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?

I’ve never done it, never had it done to me, never even seen it happen. How common is this?

People in my neighbourhood just stuck to quietly ostracizing each other like civilized human beings.

Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?

Um, I’m so super biased, but yes.

It’s the only collar I’d ever want to see on a man.

Jerking off into a sock, why?

My first boyfriend did this, and after we broke up, I found a few behind the bed and mailed them back. Unwashed, of course.

I can think of much hotter scenarios involving socks and cum - but none where a man is alone, doing that by himself.

Unlessssssss he’s just so overwhelmed by need that his stupid little monkey brain kicks in and he grabs the first thing he can find because he has to come right then and there. That? Maybe. That could be hot. If he was thinking about me. Maybe.

But routinely?

Absolutely not. Let’s not normalize that.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This is where my brain went.

Apparently this thread really stokes my imagination.

I think you’re right.
Keep stoking!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Clothing makes the moan.

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Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?

I wouldn’t change what a person wears but I do expect them to make an effort for me. I don’t care what they wear when they are sat at home by themselves watching TV and scratching their balls but if I am there, and especially if we are out somewhere, then I expect effort to be made.

What type of clothing is a no-go for you?

Those jeans that some guys wear that hang half way down their arse. I want to walk up behind them and pull their trousers up and give them a belt (the type you wear not the physical type). Sandals with socks.

What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?

Things that are tailored and flatter my figure. I like to wear feminine dresses with colour.

What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?

I like to see a man in a short-sleeved collarless shirt (that fits well on his arms and chest) and chino style trousers

Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?

I have had them removed quickly and that is exciting but I prefer to be undressed slowly. For me, it is part of the foreplay

Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?
Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?

Not funny

Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?

I think they should be forced to give up all materials things so should be totally naked at all times

Jerking off into a sock, why?

If he wants to put a sock on it while I jerk him off, I am up for that (but not one of those thick wool socks that hikers wear). Saves me washing my hands

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm sure it is acceptable when you are young and you don't want your siblings or parents to see jizz on your bed sheets... but honestly? That's what tissues and aiming on your stomach is for. Or so I've been told

I was going to comment exactly this on Pmann's post! What do guys even have stomachs for, if not a landing pad for jets? (or spurts, dribbles, whatever)

Alright you two... you're only thinking this halfway through. As a seasoned masturbator, I have some thoughts here. Let's look at this scenario (it's written in the third person because it's appropriate).

Lord Pmann goes to bed because he's all tired and he doesn't prepare for masturbating. But he lays down and gets turned on. Maybe the sheets tickle his sack. Maybe the fan blows on his penis. Maybe his foot accidentally brushes up against the tip. There could be any number of reasons he gets turned on.

Now, do you expect him, in that moment to go get something to capture his emissions? Of course not. One can't think clearly when they are horny.

So, he takes inventory of what is around him. He's not going to cum in his sheets because ewwwww. If a sock is laying around, doesn't it seem like a good bet?

What you two are suggesting is that he just blows his load on his stomach. But... then what? Seriously? What do you do from there? You have to get up. The whole purpose of the sock is it keeps you from getting up. Please explain your thoughts here.

I understand lavender's lack of foresight here, as she doesn't have a cock. I expected more from you, default.

Pro Tip: you can use one sock to receive the cum and the other sock can then be placed over the tip of the penis to capture the residuals for the next little bit.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Alright you two... you're only thinking this halfway through. As a seasoned masturbator, I have some thoughts here. Let's look at this scenario (it's written in the third person because it's appropriate).

Lord Pmann goes to bed because he's all tired and he doesn't prepare for masturbating. But he lays down and gets turned on. Maybe the sheets tickle his sack. Maybe the fan blows on his penis. Maybe his foot accidentally brushes up against the tip. There could be any number of reasons he gets turned on.

Now, do you expect him, in that moment to go get something? Of course not. One can't think clearly when they are horny.

So, he takes inventory of what is around him. He's not going to cum in his sheets because ewwwww. If a sock is laying around, doesn't it seem like a good bet?

What you two are suggesting is that he just blows on his stomach. But... then what? Seriously? What do you do from there? You have to get up. The whole purpose of the sock is it keeps you from getting up. Please explain your thoughts here.

I understand lavender's lack of foresight here, as she doesn't have a cock. I expected more from you, default.

Pro Tip: you can use one sock to receive the cum and the other sock can then be placed over the tip of the penis to capture the residuals for the next little bit.

I am not an expert on this subject but how many men go to bed in their socks? Or do they remove their socks but not put them in the laundry basket? What women are attracted to these men?

 

[EvaLane]

What women are attracted to these men?

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[deefalttwunnyfor]

Alright you two... you're only thinking this halfway through. As a seasoned masturbator, I have some thoughts here. Let's look at this scenario (it's written in the third person because it's appropriate).

Lord Pmann goes to bed because he's all tired and he doesn't prepare for masturbating. But he lays down and gets turned on. Maybe the sheets tickle his sack. Maybe the fan blows on his penis. Maybe his foot accidentally brushes up against the tip. There could be any number of reasons he gets turned on.

Now, do you expect him, in that moment to go get something to capture his emissions? Of course not. One can't think clearly when they are horny.

So, he takes inventory of what is around him. He's not going to cum in his sheets because ewwwww. If a sock is laying around, doesn't it seem like a good bet?

What you two are suggesting is that he just blows his load on his stomach. But... then what? Seriously? What do you do from there? You have to get up. The whole purpose of the sock is it keeps you from getting up. Please explain your thoughts here.

I understand lavender's lack of foresight here, as she doesn't have a cock. I expected more from you, default.

Pro Tip: you can use one sock to receive the cum and the other sock can then be placed over the tip of the penis to capture the residuals for the next little bit.

Honestly, I just go get a shower. That, or I use the wet/dry shop vac to suck it all off

 

[Lmizzler]

I’m just going to say it, are you guys buying toddler socks!?!?!
Cause there is no way my grown man socks are going to be that tight around my micropeen.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I am not an expert on this subject but how many men go to bed in their socks? Or do they remove their socks but not put them in the laundry basket? What women are attracted to these men?

I don't go to bed with socks. But, at an age where I would've done this kind of thing, I was likely going to bed at 1am and that involved me taking my clothes off right by my bed and putting them in the basket the next morning. So that was my reasoning.

I had friends who used the sock method often and I have a feeling their socks could've walked their own crunchy ass to the hamper themselves after a week.

Honestly, I just go get a shower. That, or I use the wet/dry shop vac to suck it all off

But the whole point is not to get up!

Also, if you had a shop vac nearby you missed a golden opportunity, my friend.

I’m just going to say it, are you guys buying toddler socks!?!?!
Cause there is no way my grown man socks are going to be that tight around my micropeen.

I use a wind sock.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I had friends who used the sock method often and I have a feeling their socks could've walked their own crunchy ass to the hamper themselves after a week.

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But the whole point is not to get up!

It's better than the crusty alternative

Also, if you had a shop vac nearby you missed a golden opportunity, my friend.

I use a wind sock.

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But... that has a hole at the end?!?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Clothing makes the moan.

Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?

A little. I don't really care unless they look like she always looks like she struggles to take care of her own basic needs.

What type of clothing is a no-go for you?

Nothing in particular. But if I'm dating a woman who has only one distinct look and cannot branch out or has clothes that are falling apart, it might make me take pause - especially the worn out clothing.

What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?

When I used to wear a onesie to work.

What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?

Men? Marine dress blues (it hurts me to my core to say that).
Women? Whatever makes her feel sexiest. If she needs inspiration, a moderately short sun dress with some cleavage.

Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?

No, but sign me up!

Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?

Hysterical with caveats: a level of consent exists among the pantsless and witnesses, the pantsless has a sense of humor, the de-pantser is willing to be repaid.

Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?

See above.

Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?

No, "they walk among us."

Jerking off into a sock, why?

No good, terrible idea, especially if you try to stroke with the sock... that hurts like hell.

 

[Lord Pmann]

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It's better than the crusty alternative

Is it? Having to get up after I cum is among things I hate the most.

But... that has a hole at the end?!?

It didn't when I first used it.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Glad you brought these up. We are on the same page. Bring back low rise jeans?

I loved them so much. I was a teen in the 90s, so low rise flare jeans will always be near and dear to my heart. They worked well with my curves too.

Why does he keep the shoes on?

Splinters

Put on some Chuck Taylors and let’s fuck!

Oh, do I have a shoe collection for you then! Chucks, Vans, NoBulls, and more!

Just ignore the heel half of the collection that I don’t wear as much

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh, do I have a shoe collection for you then! Chucks, Vans, NoBulls, and more!

Just ignore the heel half of the collection that I don’t wear as much

You wrote the part you should've said loudest in tiny font. The heel collection is most important.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I loved them so much. I was a teen in the 90s, so low rise flare jeans will always be near and dear to my heart. They worked well with my curves too.

I bet you were fun to sit near in class

 

[lavendersilk]

Alright you two... you're only thinking this halfway through. As a seasoned masturbator, I have some thoughts here. Let's look at this scenario (it's written in the third person because it's appropriate).

Lord Pmann goes to bed because he's all tired and he doesn't prepare for masturbating. But he lays down and gets turned on. Maybe the sheets tickle his sack. Maybe the fan blows on his penis. Maybe his foot accidentally brushes up against the tip. There could be any number of reasons he gets turned on.

Now, do you expect him, in that moment to go get something to capture his emissions? Of course not. One can't think clearly when they are horny.

So, he takes inventory of what is around him. He's not going to cum in his sheets because ewwwww. If a sock is laying around, doesn't it seem like a good bet?

What you two are suggesting is that he just blows his load on his stomach. But... then what? Seriously? What do you do from there? You have to get up. The whole purpose of the sock is it keeps you from getting up. Please explain your thoughts here.

I understand lavender's lack of foresight here, as she doesn't have a cock. I expected more from you, default.

Pro Tip: you can use one sock to receive the cum and the other sock can then be placed over the tip of the penis to capture the residuals for the next little bit.

I stopped reading after "seasoned masturbator..." Is there a Cliffsnotes version of this?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I stopped reading after "seasoned masturbator..." Is there a Cliffsnotes version of this?

This is the CN version.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Clothing makes the moan.

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Would you say how a partner (or potential partner) dresses matters to you a lot, a little, I can change them?

A little. As others have said, I want them to be confident and not look sloppy. That can be very casual or more dressy/formal though.

I am a gift giver, so I often will buy things I think would suit them and that they will love. I think my hit rate is high as I’ve always been asked for more advice or similar gifts.

What type of clothing is a no-go for you?

Tighty whiteys, sports jerseys when not playing sports, and material that feels bad to touch.

What clothing makes you feel good about yourself?

It’s changed over time, but first and foremost being comfortable. So material and cut matter a lot and that applies from atheisure to fancy clothes. My favorite clothes marry a great aesthetic, flattering fit, and soft material. Bonus points if it’s low maintenance and doesn’t wrinkle easily.

I’m a huge fan of dresses as well as jeans and a cute shirt (often a funny t-shirt, a band/concert t-shirt, or a top that accentuates my boobs and smaller waist.) I have a huge collection of both heels and cute, comfy sneakers. Having footwear that compliments what I’m wearing makes me feel great.

What is the sexiest thing a man or woman can wear?

Confidence and owning their own style.

Have you ever had the clothes torn from your body? Did you like it?

A thong once and it was hot. It’s a risky move because there’s a lot of under garments that would infuriate me if they were destroyed. It could completely ruin the mood.

Pantsing someone, funny or hysterical?
Being pantsed, not funny or okay you got me?

Not funny to me at all.

Should Priests and Nuns have to wear those old outfits so we can identify them in public?

I don’t really care? I grew up Catholic, am atheist now, don’t have a kink regarding them, and don’t care if they overhear something I’m saying.

Thinking about it more, I probably lean towards encouraging them to wear normal clothes. It can’t be great to feel constantly like “other” and separate from the rest of the population. Inclusivity, integration, and common experiences are wonderful things.

Jerking off into a sock, why?

Eeeeew.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I bet you were fun to sit near in class

I was a Catholic school girl, so the view was a hiked up plaid skirt. Sometimes paired with knee high socks and Sketcher loafers with heals

But behind me on the bleachers at a sporting event? Oh, it was the view you think.

 

[deft]

But behind me on the bleachers at a sporting event? Oh, it was the view you think.

The back of your head?

 

[Wand3rlust]

A nice face boob rub is always appreciated.

Does that mean not nice faces don't get one?

 

[deft]

Does that mean not nice faces don't get one?

I'm buggered, then

 

[jason28053]

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Tube socks?