AmberLGreen
Wise old cow
- Joined
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I am worried that if I tweak on one too much, it will make your flaps vibrateI mean, if that's what you want to start calling it, sweetcheeks, you knock yourself out...

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I am worried that if I tweak on one too much, it will make your flaps vibrateI mean, if that's what you want to start calling it, sweetcheeks, you knock yourself out...
If there's velvet carpeting, the sound could be muffled.Sound in - closeMine has velvet walls and an assortment of treasure
Sound out - foghorn.
Don't you worry your pretty little head.I am worried that if I tweak on one too much, it will make your flaps vibrate![]()
I was always a brass guy, never a fan of the woodwinds. Until just this momentJust need a purple oboe...
This is my Robin HoodAt first I thought this was a Green Arrow reference to keep with the DC thing, but then I remembered how I've been harping on Kevin Costner as Robin Hood
Nicholas Sparks is the worst human being alivehttps://media4.giphy.com/media/U3fp2Bc9YvIbBfTyGN/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9528oni1nrbqjkkdj7vbgzmn4w1hnz7ai20o9fqsnjs&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
But it’s reserved for real danger - like picnics, Nicholas Sparks references, or someone trying tocuddle
Is that what they mean when they are harvesting eggs?Egg cartons work too. Though with the current prices, that might turn out more expensive than velvet carpeting!
No! That's Princess Bride. This is Men in TightsAs you wish!
You'retelling me that Robin Hood wasn'ta fox? You're saying this account isn't historically correct?I am going to teach you all some interesting facts right now. Not about cocks, because I don’t know anything about those things (except for the ones that I bump into when out on my travels).
Being from Nottingham, England, I can inform you that Robin Hood was born in a place called Loxley. Loxley is in another dump of an area called Sheffield. Sheffield in in South Yorkshire and therefore, Robin Hood was a Yorkshireman.
The reason that many people think Robin Hood was from Nottingham is because the forest in which he chose to live is in Nottingham (also, the people of Nottingham are thieving bastards). That is why the Sheriff of Nottingham is a key part of the story. Now he was a cock.
His arrows were made of wood and flint. On a statue of Robin Hood outside Nottingham Castle, there used to be an arrow made of lead and painted gold (never green) but the locals kept stealing it so they had to replace it with carbon steel and weld it on.
Fucking cocks the lot of them!
Thank you for attending my non-cock cock talk
Wow. Citrus Caesar moving up in the rankingsNicholas Sparks is the worst human being alive
Like the oboegeneDon't you worry your pretty little head.
With your cavernous echo, and my vibrating flaps... think of the beautiful music we can make.
Just need a purple oboe...
He would never have been able to wear those shoes in the forestYou'retelling me that Robin Hood wasn'ta fox? You're saying this account isn't historically correct?
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For the last time, I will not toss your saladWow. Citrus Caesar moving up in the rankings
I don’t think it’s even a little weird. Doesn’t everyone enjoy some ear nibbling and hot breath? Especially if that includes some filthy whispers?I maybe kind of like my earlobe being nibbled and exhaled into. Whatever, I'm not weird
I’m too lazy to check previous conversations, but even if you didn’t tell me that…I absolutely knew thatWe've had numerous, or at least one, conversation about tying up a partner and that's something I don't think anyone knows about me. I hide some fun stuff!
Hopefully you were just shooting him down and not against the act itself. Because it’s delightful.For the last time, I will not toss your salad
Hi, LadyL's nipples!!! Love you and miss you guys!I don’t think it’s even a little weird. Doesn’t everyone enjoy some ear nibbling and hot breath? Especially if that includes some filthy whispers?
I shivered and my nipples are saying “hello” just typing it![]()
Yeah, but we joined this place at the same time in our very, very early 20s/late teens and I can't remember everything I've divulged to youI’m too lazy to check previous conversations, but even if you didn’t tell me that…I absolutely knew that![]()
At first, I didn't like what I was reading, but then my opinion of this statement shot upHopefully you were just shooting him down and not against the act itself. Because it’s delightful.
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Yeah, but we joined this place at the same time in our very, very early 20s/late teens and I can't remember everything I've divulged to you
At first, I didn't like what I was reading, but then my opinion of this statement shot up![]()
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But I'm coming in hot with another life update.
I was throat fucked today. Hated it. But I tried it![]()
This sounds kind of like a compliment to me.Now he was a cock.
We want all the gory, sticky details.I was throat fucked today. Hated it. But I tried it![]()
AlrightWe want all the gory, sticky details.![]()