Cock Talk

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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But it’s reserved for real danger - like picnics, Nicholas Sparks references, or someone trying to cuddle

I use a rotation of 'no' 'stop' and 'ouch' Those three have been incredible
As an aside I watched the season of Bachelor that gif is from. She was adorable, but clearly a bit fake. Still would have proposed 10/10

 

[Wand3rlust]

He was only talking about my cavern, not all of me!!

Psst - you forgot to add the echo

I didn't have my mouth close enough for the right acoustics.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

He needs a bow & arrow, and can we make the mask green for continuity?

At first I thought this was a Green Arrow reference to keep with the DC thing, but then I remembered how I've been harping on Kevin Costner as Robin Hood

 

[AmberLGreen]

I didn't have my mouth close enough for the right acoustics.

Does it need to be close? I thought we could just hear it from anywhere!

 

[EvaLane]

She was adorable, but clearly a bit fake.

It’s what men want, so that checks out. I love a girl who looks evil but sounds sweet

 

[Wand3rlust]

Does it need to be close? I thought we could just hear it from anywhere!

Sound in - close
Sound out - foghorn.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I didn't have my mouth close enough for the right acoustics.

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[redsnowbunny]

At first I thought this was a Green Arrow reference to keep with the DC thing, but then I remembered how I've been harping on Kevin Costner as Robin Hood

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He was Prince of Thieves
You're Prince of Pervs
...

Seems Legit.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Sound in - close
Sound out - foghorn.

Do we control bass and treble by twisting your nipples?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do we control bass and treble by twisting your nipples?

I mean, if that's what you want to start calling it, sweetcheeks, you knock yourself out...

 

[AmberLGreen]

I mean, if that's what you want to start calling it, sweetcheeks, you knock yourself out...

I am worried that if I tweak on one too much, it will make your flaps vibrate

 

[redsnowbunny]

Mine has velvet walls and an assortment of treasure

Sound in - close
Sound out - foghorn.

If there's velvet carpeting, the sound could be muffled.

Just saying.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I am worried that if I tweak on one too much, it will make your flaps vibrate

Don't you worry your pretty little head.

With your cavernous echo, and my vibrating flaps... think of the beautiful music we can make.

Just need a purple oboe...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Just need a purple oboe...

I was always a brass guy, never a fan of the woodwinds. Until just this moment

 

[MindYaBitness]

At first I thought this was a Green Arrow reference to keep with the DC thing, but then I remembered how I've been harping on Kevin Costner as Robin Hood

This is my Robin Hood
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[jason28053]

This is my Robin Hood
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As you wish!

 

[MindYaBitness]

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But it’s reserved for real danger - like picnics, Nicholas Sparks references, or someone trying to cuddle

Nicholas Sparks is the worst human being alive

 

[AmberLGreen]

I am going to teach you all some interesting facts right now. Not about cocks, because I don’t know anything about those things (except for the ones that I bump into when out on my travels).

Being from Nottingham, England, I can inform you that Robin Hood was born in a place called Loxley. Loxley is in another dump of an area called Sheffield. Sheffield is in South Yorkshire and therefore, Robin Hood was a Yorkshireman.

The reason that many people think Robin Hood was from Nottingham is because the forest in which he chose to live is in Nottingham (also, the people of Nottingham are thieving bastards). That is why the Sheriff of Nottingham is a key part of the story. Now he was a cock.

His arrows were made of wood and flint. On a statue of Robin Hood outside Nottingham Castle, there used to be an arrow made of lead and painted gold (never green) but the locals kept stealing it so they had to replace it with carbon steel and weld it on.

Fucking cocks the lot of them!

Thank you for attending my non-cock cock talk

 

[AmberLGreen]

Egg cartons work too. Though with the current prices, that might turn out more expensive than velvet carpeting!

Is that what they mean when they are harvesting eggs?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

As you wish!

No! That's Princess Bride. This is Men in Tights

 

[MindYaBitness]

I am going to teach you all some interesting facts right now. Not about cocks, because I don’t know anything about those things (except for the ones that I bump into when out on my travels).

Being from Nottingham, England, I can inform you that Robin Hood was born in a place called Loxley. Loxley is in another dump of an area called Sheffield. Sheffield in in South Yorkshire and therefore, Robin Hood was a Yorkshireman.

The reason that many people think Robin Hood was from Nottingham is because the forest in which he chose to live is in Nottingham (also, the people of Nottingham are thieving bastards). That is why the Sheriff of Nottingham is a key part of the story. Now he was a cock.

His arrows were made of wood and flint. On a statue of Robin Hood outside Nottingham Castle, there used to be an arrow made of lead and painted gold (never green) but the locals kept stealing it so they had to replace it with carbon steel and weld it on.

Fucking cocks the lot of them!

Thank you for attending my non-cock cock talk

You'retelling me that Robin Hood wasn'ta fox? You're saying this account isn't historically correct?
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[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nicholas Sparks is the worst human being alive

Wow. Citrus Caesar moving up in the rankings

 

[AmberLGreen]

Don't you worry your pretty little head.

With your cavernous echo, and my vibrating flaps... think of the beautiful music we can make.

Just need a purple oboe...

Like the oboegene ?

 

[AmberLGreen]

You'retelling me that Robin Hood wasn'ta fox? You're saying this account isn't historically correct?
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He would never have been able to wear those shoes in the forest

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wow. Citrus Caesar moving up in the rankings

For the last time, I will not toss your salad