Cock Talk

I use a rotation of 'no' 'stop' and 'ouch' Those three have been incredible
As an aside I watched the season of Bachelor that gif is from. She was adorable, but clearly a bit fake. Still would have proposed 10/10
 
I am going to teach you all some interesting facts right now. Not about cocks, because I don’t know anything about those things (except for the ones that I bump into when out on my travels).

Being from Nottingham, England, I can inform you that Robin Hood was born in a place called Loxley. Loxley is in another dump of an area called Sheffield. Sheffield is in South Yorkshire and therefore, Robin Hood was a Yorkshireman.

The reason that many people think Robin Hood was from Nottingham is because the forest in which he chose to live is in Nottingham (also, the people of Nottingham are thieving bastards). That is why the Sheriff of Nottingham is a key part of the story. Now he was a cock.

His arrows were made of wood and flint. On a statue of Robin Hood outside Nottingham Castle, there used to be an arrow made of lead and painted gold (never green) but the locals kept stealing it so they had to replace it with carbon steel and weld it on.

Fucking cocks the lot of them!

Thank you for attending my non-cock cock talk
 
I am going to teach you all some interesting facts right now. Not about cocks, because I don’t know anything about those things (except for the ones that I bump into when out on my travels).

Being from Nottingham, England, I can inform you that Robin Hood was born in a place called Loxley. Loxley is in another dump of an area called Sheffield. Sheffield in in South Yorkshire and therefore, Robin Hood was a Yorkshireman.

The reason that many people think Robin Hood was from Nottingham is because the forest in which he chose to live is in Nottingham (also, the people of Nottingham are thieving bastards). That is why the Sheriff of Nottingham is a key part of the story. Now he was a cock.

His arrows were made of wood and flint. On a statue of Robin Hood outside Nottingham Castle, there used to be an arrow made of lead and painted gold (never green) but the locals kept stealing it so they had to replace it with carbon steel and weld it on.

Fucking cocks the lot of them!

Thank you for attending my non-cock cock talk
You'retelling me that Robin Hood wasn'ta fox? You're saying this account isn't historically correct?
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