Cock Talk

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I have a naughty confession, I like long walks on the beach & forehead kisses

You kiss your mother with that mouth? I know this is an erotica site, but geeze some stuff needs to be kept as inside thoughts

 

[Wand3rlust]

Suuuuuuure, like Robin Hood wasn't real. I saw the biopic with Russell Crowe

Nottingham forest IS real. The rest? I wasn't there.

When smoked, I love it. It makes me giggly to the point that my cheeks hurt. I want that, but without the hassle of getting a dealer and a pipe and all that

The only time I had a joint i smoked it like a cigarette. Had to lay on the floor for 3 hours until the room stopped spinning....

I maybe kind of like my earlobe being nibbled and exhaled into. Whatever, I'm not weird

You KNOW I wanna do this now...

Wonder what I could make you do?...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

As a voyeur of this conversation I have to thank you for the laughs and giggles.


@deefalttwunnyfor Vanilla Confessions is going to be a bestseller.

Vanilla (with just a pinch of cinnamon to keep it exciting) Confessions sounds like a winner of a title

 

[redsnowbunny]

I know.
Do we make it a mystery /crime /romance novella?
I can already savour the movie deal.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nottingham forest IS real. The rest? I wasn't there.

I know. Russell Crowe was, and thank God he was. He and friar Tuck really saved your country

The only time I had a joint i smoked it like a cigarette. Had to lay on the floor for 3 hours until the room stopped spinning....

Ohhh, did no one tell you to inhale small? What kind of friends did you have? Probably hot ones. Anyway, you should try it again sometime

You KNOW I wanna do this now...

Wonder what I could make you do?...

With the right amount of alcohol and a compliment or two? Almost anything, really

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have a naughty confession, I like long walks on the beach & forehead kisses

Nothing wrong with forehead kisses.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We've had numerous, or at least one, conversation about tying up a partner and that's something I don't think anyone knows about me. I hide some fun stuff!

Where do you hide it?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I know.
Do we make it a mystery /crime /romance novella?
I can already savour the movie deal.

Biopic. Jacob Elordi could maybe portray my young years. Channing Tatum for the near future and maybe Brad Pitt or Bradley Cooper for the later years? I'll have to talk to my agent and manager

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Where do you hide it?

I have this cavern that I rarely use that is really useful for smuggling things

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Darn it! That’s on my absolutely not, hard limits list

Do you have a safeword that you use for the hard limits?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I have this cavern that I rarely use that is really useful for smuggling things

I read that as caravan.

 

[redsnowbunny]

I know. Russell Crowe was, and thank God he was. He and friar Tuck really saved your country

Ohhh, did no one tell you to inhale small? What kind of friends did you have? Probably hot ones. Anyway, you should try it again sometime

With the right amount of alcohol and a compliment or two? Almost anything, really

Aaaaand now I know I'm going to dream about Friar Tuck.

Well, goodnight you awsome people..
Don't behave at all.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have this cavern that I rarely use that is really useful for smuggling things

Is it the same as @AmberLGreen ?
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I read that as caravan.

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[redsnowbunny]

I have this cavern that I rarely use that is really useful for smuggling things

So you're Batman.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/6MGXtETqpaEAAAAC/batman-i-am-batman.gif

And now my dream will feature Batman in Nottingham

 

[MindYaBitness]

Darn it! That’s on my absolutely not, hard limits list

I apologize for my liberal use of smutty language

You kiss your mother with that mouth? I know this is an erotica site, but geeze some stuff needs to be kept as inside thoughts

No, but my Daddy likes it

 

[AmberLGreen]

Is it the same as @AmberLGreen ?
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Mine has velvet walls and an assortment of treasure

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I apologize for my liberal use of smutty language

No, but my Daddy likes it

I loved you in Vacation.

 

[MindYaBitness]

So you're Batman.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/6MGXtETqpaEAAAAC/batman-i-am-batman.gif

And now my dream will feature Batman in Nottingham

He needs a bow & arrow, and can we make the mask green for continuity?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Mine has velvet walls and an assortment of treasure

And his doesn’t? Wait…then….who…shit….brb!

 

[EvaLane]

Do you have a safeword that you use for the hard limits?

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But it’s reserved for real danger - like picnics, Nicholas Sparks references, or someone trying to cuddle

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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That's exactly where my mind went!!!1!!!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Mine has velvet walls and an assortment of treasure

It's the cunt of all cunts. Legendary.

 

[EvaLane]

No, but my Daddy likes it

I knew we’d find common ground somewhere.

It is a bit.. sticky though.

 

[AmberLGreen]

It's the cunt of all cunts. Legendary.

He was only talking about my cavern, not all of me!!

Psst - you forgot to add the echo