Cock Talk

I'm not gonna explain it to you now, but know that you've pissed off the Scots, the Welsh, the Northern Irish, probably the Irish, the Cornish, the Manx, and maybe Yorkshire.

Personally I don't care. It's ALL about England, and London at that.

PS nothing. I'm this fucking hilarious and awesome sober. Imagine if I had alcohol or drugs - I'd blow your..... fucking mind 😘

PPS nearly 3am.
 
I'm not gonna explain it to you now, but know that you've pissed off the Scots, the Welsh, the Northern Irish, probably the Irish
Aren't they always pissed?
Personally I don't care. It's ALL about England, and London at that.
Nottingham, Leeds, and Essex are going to be so letdown to hear that.
PS nothing. I'm this fucking hilarious and awesome sober. Imagine if I had alcohol or drugs - I'd blow your..... fucking mind 😘
What drugs do you like?!? Also the last word of that sentence was a slight buzzkill, but that is the second or third favorite place that I like blown
 
Aren't they always pissed?
I couldn't possibly comment on behalf of the Irish. I'm sure once @ShaneoD sobers up, he'll let you know.
Nottingham, Leeds, and Essex are going to be so letdown to hear that.
To be fair, that is the least of Nottingham's, Leeds and Essex' problems....
What drugs do you like?!? Also the last word of that sentence was a slight buzzkill, but that is the second or third favorite place that I like blown
What drugs do you have?

I want to know your top 2 and which order now...
 
Shaved and waxed, yes & yes. Was trying to creat a :heart: the other day on gf's vaj area.. But now know why there was a reason I didn't take Art in HS......:LOL::LOL:
I had a bride want me to make hers look like a sun, (I think, it's been a long time) because it had something to do with the grooms last name. Bad. So bad. Hairy jellyfish!
 
To be fair, that is the least of Nottingham's, Leeds and Essex' problems....
The only thing I know of those places is that Nottingham once had a sheriff that was a real jerk. Leeds is where BeardMeatsFood is from and Essex is where really classy reality stars come from
What drugs do you have?
Just caffeine and antihistamines😔 I used to have THC gummies around but they just make me dizzy as hell.
I want to know your top 2 and which order now...
1)🍆
2) Ear. Don't ask
 
The only thing I know of those places is that Nottingham once had a sheriff that was a real jerk. Leeds is where BeardMeatsFood is from and Essex is where really classy reality stars come from

Just caffeine and antihistamines😔 I used to have THC gummies around but they just make me dizzy as hell.
You are buying the wrong gummies!!!!!
1)🍆
2) Ear. Don't ask
You got a corn kink we don't know about?
 
You are buying the wrong gummies!!!!!
What am I doing wrong? I want them to make me hiiiiiiiigh
You got a corn kink we don't know about?
I just said don't ask. What I do with my corn in the privacy of my own home is between me and the NSA that is undoubtedly spying on me. Hi, future NSA officer!
 
What am I doing wrong? I want them to make me hiiiiiiiigh
You cannot go wrong with any variety of Grön pearls. I dont like saliva, it makes me edgey, but their hybrids & indica are always fantastic
I just said don't ask. What I do with my corn in the privacy of my own home is between me and the NSA that is undoubtedly spying on me. Hi, future NSA officer!
I cant help it! 1- I'm a patriot and will help the NSA, and 2- I'm a bit of brat, the moment you tell me not to ask, I need to know all the details!
 
The only thing I know of those places is that Nottingham once had a sheriff that was a real jerk.
Not a real person.
Leeds is where BeardMeatsFood is from
yes it is.
and Essex is where really classy reality stars come from
Totally, babes.
Just caffeine and antihistamines😔 I used to have THC gummies around but they just make me dizzy as hell.
Weed makes me feel dizzy.
1)🍆
2) Ear. Don't ask
Oh, I'm asking.
 
You cannot go wrong with any variety of Grön pearls. I dont like saliva, it makes me edgey, but their hybrids & indica are always fantastic
Based on the 60-80 seconds of research I did, it sounds like I want the pomegranate, but I have to drive all the way to dirty Jersey to get it😩
I cant help it! 1- I'm a patriot and will help the NSA, and 2- I'm a bit of brat, the moment you tell me not to ask, I need to know all the details!
I maybe kind of like my earlobe being nibbled and exhaled into. Whatever, I'm not a freak
 
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