We missed you!I just realized this thread dropped off my notifications and all of a sudden know one of the reasons I’ve felt less engaged on Lit lately.
I probably have ~40 pages to catch up on? Feel free to let me know the highlights of what I’ve missed in the last month!
We should probably do a collage for @LadyLascivious1 so she doesn’t feel left out.We missed you!
Over the last 40 pages every single Cock Talker went fully frontally nude.
Too bad you missed it.
Maybe next time?
I had rather wondered at your absence.I just realized this thread dropped off my notifications and all of a sudden know one of the reasons I’ve felt less engaged on Lit lately.
I probably have ~40 pages to catch up on? Feel free to let me know the highlights of what I’ve missed in the last month!
The incident happened years ago. I was slightly dumber back then than I am now is my only defense.I had rather wondered at your absence.
Highlights? *cracks knuckles delicately*
@Lord Pmann tagged me in an attempt to get me to view an incarcerated appendage.
@Lord Pmann lured @Apisto42 into sending him an appendage pic by pretending to be a woman.
@Lord Pmann is an appendage.
@Apisto42 is a talented raconteur.
@aussiegeekygal did oral to fruition.
The very foundation of Literotica is rocked by that last item.
There's more, undoubtedly, but that's off the top of my head.
I never tire of every opportunity to witness that
Nailed it!!I had rather wondered at your absence.
Highlights? *cracks knuckles delicately*
@Lord Pmann tagged me in an attempt to get me to view an incarcerated appendage.
@Lord Pmann lured @Apisto42 into sending him an appendage pic by pretending to be a woman.
@Lord Pmann is an appendage.
@Apisto42 is a talented raconteur.
@aussiegeekygal did oral to fruition.
The very foundation of Literotica is rocked by that last item.
There's more, undoubtedly, but that's off the top of my head.
This is an excellent summary and Apisto being catfished and sharing his junk with Pmann is hilarious to me! That’s worth going back to read the detailsI had rather wondered at your absence.
Highlights? *cracks knuckles delicately*
@Lord Pmann tagged me in an attempt to get me to view an incarcerated appendage.
@Lord Pmann lured @Apisto42 into sending him an appendage pic by pretending to be a woman.
@Lord Pmann is an appendage.
@Apisto42 is a talented raconteur.
@aussiegeekygal did oral to fruition.
The very foundation of Literotica is rocked by that last item.
There's more, undoubtedly, but that's off the top of my head.
I now expect at least a full frontal from you at the minimum
It’s a very fine ass. But…a completed blow job, Aussie?! Look at you conquering your gag reflex
But who do you love the most?
It's a whole new world now. Anything is possible if is Aussie is giving and enjoying blowies. Up is down, left is right. It's like a universal constant has been invertedIt’s a very fine ass. But…a completed blow job, Aussie?! Look at you conquering your gag reflex
So that means you are @Wand3rlust favorite? I’m confused.
I don't want to brag, but she's called me a wanker before and I'm pretty sure that's the highest compliment you can receive in Great Britain
Dickhead.
Sometimes. You know what confuses me? The UK, England, Great Britain thing. It probably makes me sound like an ugly American but only England makes perfect sense to me
U R the best.
North Umbria for ever!Sometimes. You know what confuses me? The UK, England, Great Britain thing. It probably makes me sound like an ugly American but only England makes perfect sense to me
PS what are you drinking?
PPS Isn't it like 2am where you are?
I always took you for a Mercia guy
Aren't they always pissed?
Nottingham, Leeds, and Essex are going to be so letdown to hear that.
What drugs do you like?!? Also the last word of that sentence was a slight buzzkill, but that is the second or third favorite place that I like blownPS nothing. I'm this fucking hilarious and awesome sober. Imagine if I had alcohol or drugs - I'd blow your..... fucking mind
I couldn't possibly comment on behalf of the Irish. I'm sure once @ShaneoD sobers up, he'll let you know.
To be fair, that is the least of Nottingham's, Leeds and Essex' problems....
What drugs do you have?
I had a bride want me to make hers look like a sun, (I think, it's been a long time) because it had something to do with the grooms last name. Bad. So bad. Hairy jellyfish!Shaved and waxed, yes & yes. Was trying to creat athe other day on gf's vaj area.. But now know why there was a reason I didn't take Art in HS......
The only thing I know of those places is that Nottingham once had a sheriff that was a real jerk. Leeds is where BeardMeatsFood is from and Essex is where really classy reality stars come from
Just caffeine and antihistamines
I used to have THC gummies around but they just make me dizzy as hell.1)
You are buying the wrong gummies!!!!!The only thing I know of those places is that Nottingham once had a sheriff that was a real jerk. Leeds is where BeardMeatsFood is from and Essex is where really classy reality stars come from
Just caffeine and antihistamines
You got a corn kink we don't know about?1)
2) Ear. Don't ask
