Cock Talk

[Wand3rlust]

I have this cavern that I rarely use that is really useful for smuggling things

I read that as caravan.

 

[redsnowbunny]

I know. Russell Crowe was, and thank God he was. He and friar Tuck really saved your country

Ohhh, did no one tell you to inhale small? What kind of friends did you have? Probably hot ones. Anyway, you should try it again sometime

With the right amount of alcohol and a compliment or two? Almost anything, really

Aaaaand now I know I'm going to dream about Friar Tuck.

Well, goodnight you awsome people..
Don't behave at all.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have this cavern that I rarely use that is really useful for smuggling things

Is it the same as @AmberLGreen ?
https://media4.giphy.com/media/PLGPStCG6ayuNM2DkL/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91grc4yz4tw4oxosqpo29fmk92p6r60gl7xmzjn336&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I read that as caravan.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/124qHhp74Mg9ri/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91u1fe5tekfgf6nocowgc54463eyfx10gxhs33pxkk&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[redsnowbunny]

I have this cavern that I rarely use that is really useful for smuggling things

So you're Batman.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/6MGXtETqpaEAAAAC/batman-i-am-batman.gif

And now my dream will feature Batman in Nottingham

 

[MindYaBitness]

Darn it! That’s on my absolutely not, hard limits list

I apologize for my liberal use of smutty language

You kiss your mother with that mouth? I know this is an erotica site, but geeze some stuff needs to be kept as inside thoughts

No, but my Daddy likes it

 

[AmberLGreen]

Is it the same as @AmberLGreen ?
https://media4.giphy.com/media/PLGPStCG6ayuNM2DkL/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91grc4yz4tw4oxosqpo29fmk92p6r60gl7xmzjn336&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Mine has velvet walls and an assortment of treasure

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I apologize for my liberal use of smutty language

No, but my Daddy likes it

I loved you in Vacation.

 

[MindYaBitness]

So you're Batman.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/6MGXtETqpaEAAAAC/batman-i-am-batman.gif

And now my dream will feature Batman in Nottingham

He needs a bow & arrow, and can we make the mask green for continuity?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Mine has velvet walls and an assortment of treasure

And his doesn’t? Wait…then….who…shit….brb!

 

[EvaLane]

Do you have a safeword that you use for the hard limits?

https://media4.giphy.com/media/U3fp2Bc9YvIbBfTyGN/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9528oni1nrbqjkkdj7vbgzmn4w1hnz7ai20o9fqsnjs&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

But it’s reserved for real danger - like picnics, Nicholas Sparks references, or someone trying to cuddle

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/124qHhp74Mg9ri/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91u1fe5tekfgf6nocowgc54463eyfx10gxhs33pxkk&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

That's exactly where my mind went!!!1!!!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Mine has velvet walls and an assortment of treasure

It's the cunt of all cunts. Legendary.

 

[EvaLane]

No, but my Daddy likes it

I knew we’d find common ground somewhere.

It is a bit.. sticky though.

 

[AmberLGreen]

It's the cunt of all cunts. Legendary.

He was only talking about my cavern, not all of me!!

Psst - you forgot to add the echo

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/U3fp2Bc9YvIbBfTyGN/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9528oni1nrbqjkkdj7vbgzmn4w1hnz7ai20o9fqsnjs&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

But it’s reserved for real danger - like picnics, Nicholas Sparks references, or someone trying to cuddle

I use a rotation of 'no' 'stop' and 'ouch' Those three have been incredible
As an aside I watched the season of Bachelor that gif is from. She was adorable, but clearly a bit fake. Still would have proposed 10/10

 

[Wand3rlust]

He was only talking about my cavern, not all of me!!

Psst - you forgot to add the echo

I didn't have my mouth close enough for the right acoustics.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

He needs a bow & arrow, and can we make the mask green for continuity?

At first I thought this was a Green Arrow reference to keep with the DC thing, but then I remembered how I've been harping on Kevin Costner as Robin Hood

 

[AmberLGreen]

I didn't have my mouth close enough for the right acoustics.

Does it need to be close? I thought we could just hear it from anywhere!

 

[EvaLane]

She was adorable, but clearly a bit fake.

It’s what men want, so that checks out. I love a girl who looks evil but sounds sweet

 

[Wand3rlust]

Does it need to be close? I thought we could just hear it from anywhere!

Sound in - close
Sound out - foghorn.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I didn't have my mouth close enough for the right acoustics.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/tyqcJoNjNv0Fq/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe916lc917i1tr3xsrapzdpe5r6rho4gu3d5h5rvis35&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[redsnowbunny]

At first I thought this was a Green Arrow reference to keep with the DC thing, but then I remembered how I've been harping on Kevin Costner as Robin Hood

https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/36/590x/1543809_1.jpg
He was Prince of Thieves
You're Prince of Pervs
...

Seems Legit.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Sound in - close
Sound out - foghorn.

Do we control bass and treble by twisting your nipples?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do we control bass and treble by twisting your nipples?

I mean, if that's what you want to start calling it, sweetcheeks, you knock yourself out...