Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

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This is totally and completely accurate.

 

[dawn_of_night]

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This is totally and completely accurate.

It's so sad to figure life out at such a young age.... Hasn't even hit puberty completely

 

[LexxRuthless]

Back of the line, pal.

So, let me see if I have this right. You're offering to let him get behind your gorgeous backside while he awaits his turn with @MindYaBitness delectable caboose?
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[MindYaBitness]

As I have gotten more...vocal, I find myself doing the same.

I'm a noisy girl, having to be quiet can make my orgasm evaporate. But, I know there are people who are basically silent while they orgasm. To each their own

 

[redsnowbunny]

One of those moments in a movie where I invariably choke up -- even when it's someone else just talking about it:

I always liked Zachary Levy... but this is a whole other level of endearing

Also, Forrest Gump. A beautiful movie.
I always look at the feather. Destiny or chance?

 

[Qky75]

I'm a noisy girl, having to be quiet can make my orgasm evaporate. But, I know there are people who are basically silent while they krgasm. To each their own

CMON FEEL THE NOISE

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[MindYaBitness]

So, let me see if I have this right. You're offering to let him get behind your gorgeous backside while he awaits his turn with @MindYaBitness delectable caboose?
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Shhhh, don't say that so loud or you'll have competition and @Indie will have her hands full!
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[MindYaBitness]

CMON FEEL THE NOISE

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Well, this girl does try to rock her boy, so that tracks

 

[LexxRuthless]

Shhhh, don't say that so loud or you'll have competition and @Indie will have her hands full!
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That only really works for the first guy. The rest of us will be behind him. No offense to @Apisto42 but his isn't the butt I'm salivating over.
Then again, that might be a relief to him. Not having to worry about the guy behind him getting all "Grr! Nice ass, buddy."

EDIT: Also, it wouldn't be @Indie 's hands that would be full...

 

[Wand3rlust]

Loved it. Looking forward to going back someday.

Jeez. If you all come, I'm gonna need to get some more beers in.

Maybe some extra chairs.

 

[Apisto42]

That only really works for the first guy. The rest of us will be behind him. No offense to @Apisto42 but his isn't the butt I'm salivating over.
Then again, that might be a relief to him. Not having to worry about the guy behind him getting all "Grr! Nice ass, buddy."

EDIT: Also, it wouldn't be @Indie 's hands that would be full...

Yeah, if I was “waiting” in line behind @Indie i would be occupied.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Probably just as well, coffee prices are likely to skyrocket this year, unless you like the abomination that is chicory

 

[LexxRuthless]

Probably just as well, coffee prices are likely to skyrocket this year, unless you like the abomination that is chicory

Ewww. I had to look up what chicory coffee was, and no thank you. Gonna stick with my:

 

[MrMakersMark]

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Well....we have tried a pinch of coffee ground under the eyelid..
... and to absorb caffeine through the testicular membrane.

Fun and games.

There is one other tactic...but I am reluctant to share it.
Its known by a few different names down in the Coffee belt.
The Columbian rocket ship.
Also called the Guatamlan tea-jerker.
Or the Brazillian bonfire.. or the Bonfire of the Sanities.

Just need some coarsley ground dark roast.. a straw.. a piece of wood.. and someone to blow it up your urethra.

 

[LexxRuthless]

Well....we have tried a pinch of coffee ground under the eyelid..
... and to absorb caffeine through the testicular membrane.

Fun and games.

There is one other tactic...but I am reluctant to share it.
Its known by a few different names down in the Coffee belt.
The Columbian rocket ship.
Also called the Guatamlan tea-jerker.
Or the Brazillian bonfire.. or the Bonfire of the Sanities.

Just need some coarsley ground dark roast.. a straw.. a piece of wood.. and someone to blow it up your urethra.

Wow. That sounds dangerous and painful!



And when I asked my wife, she said, "Nice try, perv."

 

[MrMakersMark]

Wow. That sounds dangerous and painful!



And when I asked my wife, she said, "Nice try, perv."

Central America, Boss.

They run around barefooted with Fer-DeLance to the left and Wandering Spiders to the right.

Ayahuasca is for tourists.

 

[LexxRuthless]

Just need some coarsley ground dark roast.. a straw.. a piece of wood.. and someone to blow it up your urethra.

I have to ask. What's the piece of wood for?

 

[MrMakersMark]

I have to ask. What's the piece of wood for?

Oh that's to bite down on.
So you don't break your teeth or bite your tongue off.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Question....
Why are you guys still listening to me?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Question....
Why are you guys still listening to me?

Well if you would ever shut up...



Must be all that coffee that was blown up your urethra...

 

[cheekygirl75]

Where's @crazychemgirl been today? Taking advantage of her time off?

 

[LexxRuthless]

Where's @crazychemgirl been today? Taking advantage of her time off?

I think she's recovering from yesterday's meat coma. She had also mentioned:

I am T-minus 30 minutes away from 5 days off.

I’m taking a gummy tonight.

Are you doing anything exciting?


I plan on sitting on my couch covered in Cheeto dust .. half baked and semi conscious watching Star Trek TNG episodes for at least one of my days.

So it seems her absence today would indicate everything is going according to plan.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Well if you would ever shut up...



Must be all that coffee that was blown up your urethra...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well, this girl does try to rock her boy, so that tracks

Wild, wild, wild.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm a noisy girl, having to be quiet can make my orgasm evaporate. But, I know there are people who are basically silent while they orgasm. To each their own

My ex had a thing where she got off harder if I put my hand to her mouth to shush her, especially when we were in danger of being caught. Extremely hot.