Sex & Shenanigans

So, let me see if I have this right. You're offering to let him get behind your gorgeous backside while he awaits his turn with @MindYaBitness delectable caboose?
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Shhhh, don't say that so loud or you'll have competition and @Indie will have her hands full!
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That only really works for the first guy. The rest of us will be behind him. No offense to @Apisto42 but his isn't the butt I'm salivating over.
Then again, that might be a relief to him. Not having to worry about the guy behind him getting all "Grr! Nice ass, buddy."

EDIT: Also, it wouldn't be @Indie 's hands that would be full... 😛
 
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That only really works for the first guy. The rest of us will be behind him. No offense to @Apisto42 but his isn't the butt I'm salivating over.
Then again, that might be a relief to him. Not having to worry about the guy behind him getting all "Grr! Nice ass, buddy."

EDIT: Also, it wouldn't be @Indie 's hands that would be full... 😛
Yeah, if I was “waiting” in line behind @Indie i would be occupied.
 
Probably just as well, coffee prices are likely to skyrocket this year, unless you like the abomination that is chicory 😜
Ewww. I had to look up what chicory coffee was, and no thank you. Gonna stick with my:

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Well....we have tried a pinch of coffee ground under the eyelid..
... and to absorb caffeine through the testicular membrane.

Fun and games.

There is one other tactic...but I am reluctant to share it.
Its known by a few different names down in the Coffee belt.
The Columbian rocket ship.
Also called the Guatamlan tea-jerker.
Or the Brazillian bonfire.. or the Bonfire of the Sanities.

Just need some coarsley ground dark roast.. a straw.. a piece of wood.. and someone to blow it up your urethra.
 
Well....we have tried a pinch of coffee ground under the eyelid..
... and to absorb caffeine through the testicular membrane.

Fun and games.

There is one other tactic...but I am reluctant to share it.
Its known by a few different names down in the Coffee belt.
The Columbian rocket ship.
Also called the Guatamlan tea-jerker.
Or the Brazillian bonfire.. or the Bonfire of the Sanities.

Just need some coarsley ground dark roast.. a straw.. a piece of wood.. and someone to blow it up your urethra.
Wow. That sounds dangerous and painful!



And when I asked my wife, she said, "Nice try, perv."
 
Where's @crazychemgirl been today? Taking advantage of her time off?
I think she's recovering from yesterday's meat coma. She had also mentioned:
I am T-minus 30 minutes away from 5 days off.

I’m 💯 taking a gummy tonight.

Are you doing anything exciting?


I plan on sitting on my couch covered in Cheeto dust .. half baked and semi conscious watching Star Trek TNG episodes for at least one of my days.
So it seems her absence today would indicate everything is going according to plan. 😂
 
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