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I happen to love a little soft scruff, but yes, Santa beards are a bit longer than my usual preferenceSanta's a little to beard-y for me

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I happen to love a little soft scruff, but yes, Santa beards are a bit longer than my usual preferenceSanta's a little to beard-y for me
IDK, Olga tends to frighten most men, didn't peg you for a masochistNo…no…keep going…it’s working for me.
Real life Game of Thrones going on there.IDK, Olga tends to frighten most men, didn't peg you for a masochist![]()
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I’ve been thinking about your butt since you posted about it.During my week of eating smoked pork butt three meals a day, tacos were on the menu multiple times.
Are you insinuating that you taste as good as a creme egg?
Would a dead man’s dick stay hard immediately upon death or go soft?
If he was laying down would you know he died? Maybe you just thought he was REALLY enjoying himself.
All this talk about dead dicks and no one has cited Clerks?"She was so good, a dead man came in her mouth. Talk about skills! And therapy, of course."
Actually, @cheekygirl75 did:All this talk about dead dicks and no one has cited Clerks?
Good call by both of you, though. Great minds and all.Wasn't there something in the first Clerks movie about a woman blowing (or maybe having sex with) a dead man? Am I misremembering that or making it up?
That's usually what people say when they're being burned to death, so that tracks
I’m not gonna murder her husband!That's usually what people say when they're being burned to death, so that tracks
That’s just what someone who was going to murder her husband would say!I’m not gonna murder her husband!
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Imma sweet innocent baby!That’s just what someone who was going to murder her husband would say!
It was one of the best butts I’ve ever madeI’ve been thinking about your butt since you posted about it.
Yeah, my doc offered to make my butt the best too, but I declinedIt was one of the best butts I’ve ever made
It was one of the best butts I’ve ever made
Sure, but you already have a juicy buttYeah, my doc offered to make my butt the best too, but I declined![]()
But why tamper with perfection?Yeah, my doc offered to make my butt the best too, but I declined![]()
I don’t think you want your butt pulled apart and served as a taco with onion, cilantro and salsa verdeYeah, my doc offered to make my butt the best too, but I declined![]()
....I don’t think you want your butt pulled apart and served as a taco with onion, cilantro and salsa verde
Same!!!Jealous - I've always wanted to go there!
Cuz it’s already perfect … obviouslyYeah, my doc offered to make my butt the best too, but I declined![]()
Anywhere near Edinburgh in your trip?Im heading to @Wand3rlust ‘s neck of the woods, well, closer than CONUS would be anyway.
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