Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

Would a dead man’s dick stay hard immediately upon death or go soft?

If he was laying down would you know he died? Maybe you just thought he was REALLY enjoying himself.

Yes, death elections are a thing

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes, death elections are a thing

Death elections … cool.. can I vote for Freddy Mercury?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I know someone who's an authority on death in veneral, but love to talk about strange deaths too

In general or in venereal diseases ?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you doing anything exciting?


I plan on sitting on my couch covered in Cheeto dust .. half baked and semi conscious watching Star Trek TNG episodes for at least one of my days.

Self care

 

[crazychemgirl]

Self care

Exactly


Maybe I’ll put on a face mask also … cuz healthy skin is sexy.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Death elections … cool.. can I vote for Freddy Mercury?

I think @Indie is the authority on Freddie's erection

@AuntieDisco @LexxRuthless @cheekygirl75

here's what I was was told:

"In a natural death the body typically goes slack, so there would be no cause for someone to bite down on the penis. Once in full rigor, if the mouth is left open, it will freeze open for a time, but once again, it will not clenched down on anything. The exception might be death from seizure.

However, if the death is caused by a traumatic brain injury or something of that effect, while in the act of filatio, you do risk a flexing of the full body, or simply the jaw and facial muscles."

Oh, and, "Most dead men experience erection for a time. As the body is relaxed and the penis will fill with blood. The erection eventually abates as the blood.He's pulled by gravity to the lowest point"

 

[lavendersilk]

I’m taking a dummy tonight.

That's not a very nice thing to call your lover?

 

[MindYaBitness]

That's not a very nice thing to call your lover?

Not her lover, it's her vibes name

 

[SWR101]

Are you doing anything exciting?


I plan on sitting on my couch covered in Cheeto dust .. half baked and semi conscious watching Star Trek TNG episodes for at least one of my days.

Im heading to @Wand3rlust ‘s neck of the woods, well, closer than CONUS would be anyway.

 

[SWR101]

Not her lover, it's her vibes name

I feel this is accurate…

 

[cheekygirl75]

Im heading to @Wand3rlust ‘s neck of the woods, well, closer than CONUS would be anyway.
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Jealous - I've always wanted to go there!

 

[MindYaBitness]

PI feel this is accurate…

You've got to have a name to call out at orgasm, no? Just me?

 

[SWR101]

You've got to have a name to call out st orgasm, no? Just me?

I can’t argue, it’s a compelling arguments

 

[cheekygirl75]

You've got to have a name to call out st orgasm, no? Just me?

I remember a friend in college once saying she thought masturbating was weird because she didn't want to be calling out her own name

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You've got to have a name to call out st orgasm, no? Just me?

My favorite Saint!

 

[MindYaBitness]

My favorite Saint!

OOOOOOLGA!!!!!!!

Doesn't have quite the right ring to it

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

OOOOOOLGA!!!!!!!

Doesn't have quite the right ring to it

No…no…keep going…it’s working for me.

 

[LupineOne]

Meat comas are the best! Wait...you meant the BBQ...my bad

You win today

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My favorite Saint!

Santa? (St. Nicholas counts, right?)

 

[Wand3rlust]

Im heading to @Wand3rlust ‘s neck of the woods, well, closer than CONUS would be anyway.
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That's more @Daisy_Love 's area. Well it would be if she hadn't seen the light and moved to the South of England ..

 

[SWR101]

Santa? (St. Nicholas counts, right?)

Santa “Baby”

 

[SWR101]

That's more @Daisy_Love 's area. Well it would be if she hadn't seen the light and moved to the South of England ..

To be fair, I did qualify it as being closer to you than my usual US location…

 

[Wand3rlust]

To be fair, I did qualify it as being closer to you than my usual US location…

Yes, yes you did. So you won't get penalised.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Santa? (St. Nicholas counts, right?)

I mean I love a good present but…

 

[MindYaBitness]

Santa? (St. Nicholas counts, right?)

Santa's a little to beard-y for me