Sex & Shenanigans

[hotoldrguy]

The pistachios are amazing.
So are the dark chocolate covered pretzels.

speaking of sweet and savory, I went to an event a while ago where they had dark chocolate covered potato chips. They were awesome!

 

[Apisto42]

If you were participating, would you be "big boy" or "Joe" in that scenario?

Lol. Never Joe.

 

[crazychemgirl]

The pistachios are amazing.
So are the dark chocolate covered pretzels.

Mmmmm pistachios.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’m heading to Costco (after a really long time) and I have a fun question, what is your fav Costco haul item or food?

Not exclusive to Costco but White Cheddar Pop Corners. They have a big bag and I can get through it in two days

 

[LexxRuthless]

Ok anyone got anything besides crying?!

I was thinking, "There are far too many movies that leave me a blubbering mess. Anything else?" Then I thought of watching Ransom, with Mel Gibson in the theater. That one had me absolutely shaking with rage. When we walked out of the theater, my friends Teresa and Sally were visibly shaken. It was an intense movie. But they looked at me and asked, "Hey, are you okay?"
I shook my head and said, "If they took my kid? I'd have tracked down and killed every one of those motherfuckers."

 

[crazychemgirl]

meat coma in 3….


2….











Zzzzzzzz

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

But in my imaginary Cadbury creme jizz world …, the creme jizz has no calories.

Why wouldn't you just make the Cadbury eggs no calories in your dream world? Me thinks you subconsciously just want an excuse to suck a lot of dicks.

 

[Apisto42]

Also earlier I was thinking of Cadbury crème egg filling ..: and if boner lava tasted that good I would never get married … I would be a one woman dick sucking machine.
I would find any and all available men and suck their dicks to completion every fucking day.

I rarely drink coffee and eat a lot of fruit…

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'd be popping boners all over the place.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/xpkHMvwv80FTveoauE/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95244bssvkuijsya775fpk7rcrcqgusnestuqrlcmrq&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I wouldn't mind

 

[MindYaBitness]

meat coma in 3….


2….











Zzzzzzzz

Meat comas are the best! Wait...you meant the BBQ...my bad

 

[Bry1313]

Why wouldn't you just make the Cadbury eggs no calories in your dream world? Me thinks you subconsciously just want an excuse to suck a lot of dicks.

Yeah, I want unlimited zero calories Cadbury cream eggs, my dream does not involve that product delivered by dicks.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yeah, I want unlimited zero calories Cadbury cream eggs, my dream does not involve that product delivered by dicks.

I'm in the minority. I hate the cream eggs. They're far too sweet, and I don't like the texture. But, Cadbury Mini Eggs are the PERFECT candy

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm in the minority. I hate the cream eggs. They're far too sweet, and I don't like the texture. But, Cadbury Mini Eggs are the PERFECT candy

Agreed.

 

[Apisto42]

I'm in the minority. I hate the cream eggs. They're far too sweet, and I don't like the texture. But, Cadbury Mini Eggs are the PERFECT candy

You know what would make them even better? If instead of being a candy, they were a smoked pork butt taco. Then they would be perfect.

 

[Bry1313]

You know what would make them even better? If instead of being a candy, they were a smoked pork butt taco. Then they would be perfect.

During my week of eating smoked pork butt three meals a day, tacos were on the menu multiple times.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I rarely drink coffee and eat a lot of fruit…

Are you insinuating that you taste as good as a creme egg?

 

[AuntieDisco]

Their croissants are ALWAYS in my cart
and... their Kirkland lightly breaded chicken chunks in the freezer section

Those croissants! So good!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm in the minority. I hate the cream eggs. They're far too sweet, and I don't like the texture. But, Cadbury Mini Eggs are the PERFECT candy

Except when you almost choke on them while home alone and ponder death by mini egg.

 

[Bry1313]

I'm in the minority. I hate the cream eggs. They're far too sweet, and I don't like the texture. But, Cadbury Mini Eggs are the PERFECT candy

Those also make this weird holiday welcome on the calendar. I also don’t want to change their delivery model into dick form either, they are perfect as is.

 

[Bry1313]

Except when you almost choke on them while home alone and ponder death by mini egg.

You are supoosed to chew the mini eggs, not swallow them whole

 

[crazychemgirl]

You are supoosed to chew the mini eggs, not swallow them whole

Ahem … they were mini mini eggs. Totally swallow wholeable

 

[AuntieDisco]

Not exclusive to Costco but White Cheddar Pop Corners. They have a big bag and I can get through it in two days

I will NEVER judge anyone for that as I have the ‘must finish’ attitude

 

[cheekygirl75]

Ahem … they were mini mini eggs. Totally swallow holeable

But you don't get to taste the chocolate that way... seems a waste

 

[crazychemgirl]

But you don't get to taste the chocolate that way... seems a waste

Ok well I wasn’t actually swallowing them whole but I was definitely chewing them far less than the standardized rule for chewing

 

[Bry1313]

Ahem … they were mini mini eggs. Totally swallow wholeable

Chew those too, clearly