Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

*even if I have a visceral disgust for the term, “eat pussy”

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m loving the sun and blue sky …. Even if it’s still too cold to really enjoy it.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’m loving the sun and blur sky …. Even if it’s still too cold to really enjoy it.

"Blur" sky? Have you been getting into the gummies?

 

[crazychemgirl]

"Blur" sky? Have you been getting into the gummies?

I mean, I definitely will be soon. I have a 5-day weekend coming up with absolutely fuck all to do.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I mean, I definitely will be soon. I have a 5-day weekend coming up with absolutely fuck all to do.

Nice!!!

 

[Bry1313]

I mean, I bet some are delicious

We gonna plan that dinner party?

 

[LupineOne]

I mean, I definitely will be soon. I have a 5-day weekend coming up with absolutely fuck all to do.

I could make you insanely jealous right now….

 

[Qky75]

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean, I definitely will be soon. I have a 5-day weekend coming up with absolutely fuck all to do.

I've been off all week.

 

[positiveflirt]

Ffs those two are always getting into my house.

 

[Bbl87]

*even if I have a visceral disgust for the term, “eat pussy”

Is there another term you prefer?

Canyon yodeling?

Carpet munching?

Muff Diving?

Downstairs FaceTime?

Whistling in the weeds?

Smoochin' the cooch?

 

[positiveflirt]

*even if I have a visceral disgust for the term, “eat pussy”

Is there another term you prefer?
Canyon yodeling?
Carpet munching?
Muff Diving?
Downstairs FaceTime?
Whistling in the weed?
Smoochin' the cooch?

Nah i think ccg is proper and only accepts such things when someone announces their intentions clearly.


Dear ccg,
Please prepare yourself for cunnilingus at 19h30
Yours sincerely
<name of someone hot goes here>

 

[Bbl87]

Nah i think ccg is proper and only accepts such things when someone announces their intentions clearly.


Dear ccg,
Prepare yourself for cunnilingus at 19h30
Yours sincerely
<name of someone hot goes here>

There is something to be said for formality.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nah i think ccg is proper and only accepts such things when someone announces their intentions clearly.


Dear ccg,
Please prepare yourself for cunnilingus at 19h30
Yours sincerely
<name of someone hot goes here>

There is something to be said for formality.

“Please prepare yourself”?! Yikes! One of my previous jobs included helping customers with wording for holiday cards, stationary and social invitations. The more formal invitations requested “the pleasure of your company,” or, if held at a house of worship, “the honor of your presence.” The more casual ones had something like “cordially invited,” but “prepare yourself”?!? Kids these days!

 

[Apisto42]

Beets. Found out roasted beets are fantastic.

I think that roasted they are … tolerable. But a beet will never be “fantastic” to me.

 

[Apisto42]

*even if I have a visceral disgust for the term, “eat pussy”

That’s why I just say I’m going to enjoy a fresh taco.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

That’s why I just say I’m going to enjoy a fresh taco.

IDK, then you run the risk of her getting there and being PISSED when she realizes you don’t actually have any tacos…

 

[UnquietDreams]

IDK, then you run the risk of her getting there and being PISSED when she realizes you don’t actually have any tacos…

Best to be ready for both.

 

[Bbl87]

“Please prepare yourself”?! Yikes! One of my previous jobs included helping customers with wording for holiday cards, stationary and social invitations. The more formal invitations requested “the pleasure of your company,” or, if held at a house of worship, “the honor of your presence.” The more casual ones had something like “cordially invited,” but “prepare yourself”?!? Kids these days!

Could go even more formal,

"Make yourself ready."

 

[cheekygirl75]

Best to be ready for both.

I see someone used to be a Boy Scout

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I mean, I bet some are delicious

Thanks baby.

I bet you are too

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I see someone used to be a Boy Scout

Former Scouts definitely have their…merits
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[UnquietDreams]

“Please prepare yourself”?! Yikes! One of my previous jobs included helping customers with wording for holiday cards, stationary and social invitations. The more formal invitations requested “the pleasure of your company,” or, if held at a house of worship, “the honor of your presence.” The more casual ones had something like “cordially invited,” but “prepare yourself”?!? Kids these days!

"The pleasure of your company" seems quite pleasant and appropriate.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Could go even more formal,

"Make yourself ready."

"Prepare to be boarded?"

 

[UnquietDreams]

I see someone used to be a Boy Scout

I was!