Sex & Shenanigans

*even if I have a visceral disgust for the term, “eat pussy”
Is there another term you prefer?
Canyon yodeling?
Carpet munching?
Muff Diving?
Downstairs FaceTime?
Whistling in the weed?
Smoochin' the cooch?
Nah i think ccg is proper and only accepts such things when someone announces their intentions clearly.


Dear ccg,
Please prepare yourself for cunnilingus at 19h30
Yours sincerely
<name of someone hot goes here>
 
Nah i think ccg is proper and only accepts such things when someone announces their intentions clearly.


Dear ccg,
Prepare yourself for cunnilingus at 19h30
Yours sincerely
<name of someone hot goes here>
There is something to be said for formality.
 
Nah i think ccg is proper and only accepts such things when someone announces their intentions clearly.


Dear ccg,
Please prepare yourself for cunnilingus at 19h30
Yours sincerely
<name of someone hot goes here>

There is something to be said for formality.
“Please prepare yourself”?! Yikes! One of my previous jobs included helping customers with wording for holiday cards, stationary and social invitations. The more formal invitations requested “the pleasure of your company,” or, if held at a house of worship, “the honor of your presence.” The more casual ones had something like “cordially invited,” but “prepare yourself”?!? Kids these days! 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
“Please prepare yourself”?! Yikes! One of my previous jobs included helping customers with wording for holiday cards, stationary and social invitations. The more formal invitations requested “the pleasure of your company,” or, if held at a house of worship, “the honor of your presence.” The more casual ones had something like “cordially invited,” but “prepare yourself”?!? Kids these days! 🤦🏻‍♀️
Could go even more formal,

"Make yourself ready."
 
“Please prepare yourself”?! Yikes! One of my previous jobs included helping customers with wording for holiday cards, stationary and social invitations. The more formal invitations requested “the pleasure of your company,” or, if held at a house of worship, “the honor of your presence.” The more casual ones had something like “cordially invited,” but “prepare yourself”?!? Kids these days! 🤦🏻‍♀️
"The pleasure of your company" seems quite pleasant and appropriate.
 
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