Lilianna23
All that glitters ✨️
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A haiku for OM
Coffee Coffee Coffee
Shut up til I have had mine
I will cut a bitch...shhhhh
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A haiku for OM
Coffee Coffee Coffee
Shut up til I have had mine
I will cut a bitch...shhhhh
See? Bragging rights are really a call to action for wives!Good morning!
Workout done and coffee poured. 3 days off, and funny thing, until last night my chore list was rather short and pleasant (not to be confused with MissK). But then a funny thing happened.
I bragged.
Yep. I bragged how nice it was that I had 3 days off. Stooopid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Oh, and if you'll remember, I promised to make cranberry pancakes too. Ok, well, that one isn't exactly a chore cuz I get to lick the bowl...and the wisk (not to be confused with Mrs. M)
I digress. So, added to today are a dog wash, two separate pharmacy trips, a grocery trip, and a neighbor request. All while taking the wife to the sprawling metropolis nearby for makeup and a quick bite at the steakhouse. Oh, and rum. I ran out last night. For the record, it took me nearly four months run out so I wouldn't say I'ma lush...until my second glass.
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Mine takes her food in her mouth over to her bed to eat. Kibble by kibble. Oh, and she will do the exact same thing. Abandon her own food for a higher value food!So, my dog this morning was eating her dog food. She backed away from her bowl with a mouth full of food, and I tossed a few turkey scraps into her bowl. She instantly spit out her current mouthful of food all over the floor and grabbed at the turkey. Like, you can't even finish what you're chewing on first?
WTF! LOL.
Good morning everyone.
Good call!Day two of the second week is done. We were supposed to be outdoors today. The instructor called off field training given 30mph winds and snow flurries.
You've been married HOW long???Another classic blunder. I just asked my wife if she was jealous of the cat. IMMEDIATELY I asked her not to answer that.
Oooooooh thank youYum!![]()
Thanks!
I love this!For lilianna
Glitter nail polish love
Nurses can be girly girls
But don't get it twisted
I love this!️
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Go back to sleep!Boo!!!
You're up quite late and I woke up too soon.
It happens sometimes . . . .
Mine takes her food in her mouth over to her bed to eat. Kibble by kibble. Oh, and she will do the exact same thing. Abandon her own food for a higher value food!![]()
How many lives do you have left, @Boat1???In my youth, I got REALLY lucky... I'd been running a saw all day long and I hooked my jeans with it, but missed my leg.
Lesson learned: Run the Fkn saw, when you get fatigued and the saw is running you, put the MFr down!
I hope you had fun! Give us some pictures!Well it’s a gorgeous calm day… I am going fishing … bugger it!
Ugh! I'm sorry!Up. Grumpy. Two fucking leaks to end the day, and I was the entire crew for the last one. Almost 13 hours of Tuesday yesterday.
Attention to details . . . .
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Thanks, B2!Keep the peel on and it comes off easier after cooking. I prefer to slice the thick for grilling. Season with salt and pepper but other spices are to your taste. I will find a recipe to post.
Can I reserve that room for just a little while? Maybe we can take turns adulting?
That is so not cool! I'm sorry, B2.Ouch. Be nice to nurses. Even if you are some will enjoy it when you flinch as they jab it in your ass. I know one who did when I was prepped for the prostate biopsy. It hurt for days.
Good for you! The bullies will get theirs!My oldest nephew was upset one day because the kids at school were calling him a nerd ( he is weirdly smart)
I asked him if he knew what the definition of a nerd was and he said no
I told him it was a 4 letter word for a 7 figure salary and these little assholes will be his employees one day.....
He liked that and would tell.the nasty little buggers the same thing and laugh.
Ugh! I'm sorry!
I love the meme, tho!![]()
Can I reserve that room for just a little while? Maybe we can take turns adulting?![]()
I haven't hurkle durkled in a while!![]()