The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[B2fromA2looking4U]

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True words spoken

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning denizens of the diner. No rain or snow yet but warning are coming fast and furious: floods, ice storms to the north, high winds to the south later this evening.

 

[Boat1]

Agree and they did not listen to me either. I was glad to retire.

Congrats on retirement!
I hope you're enjoying it to the fullest extent!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Doing my grandpa taxi run this morning and it will be cold but safe roads. Always cautious with precious cargo.

To my neighbors south of Michigan, watch the sky. You are in the bullseye of bad weather. Take shelter.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Congrats on retirement!
I hope you're enjoying it to the fullest extent!

I have been for the past 10 years. I stopped consulting last year but it was pastime anyway. More freedom in some ways as a consultant, you are your own boss. But tough when building it.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Good morning......except I woke up with a big ol headache .....hasn't stopped me from nursing a cup of coffee and this Tylenol should have it knocked out soon enough.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED335/67e3eefde3621.webp

 

[Boat1]

I have been for the past 10 years. I stopped consulting last year but it was pastime anyway. More freedom in some ways as a consultant, you are your own boss. But tough when building it.

Thats awesome... well done!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I saw "bar besties" and read it as "bar beasties."


To those whom it offends, I refute you . . . .

 

[Boat1]

Good morning......except I woke up with a big ol headache .....hasn't stopped me from nursing a cup of coffee and this Tylenol should have it knocked out soon enough.

Good luck and good riddance on your headache!

 

[Boat1]

I saw "bar besties" and read it as "bar beasties."


To those whom it offends, I refute you . . . .

I can LMAO now, as I did the same thing!

 

[Boat1]

I saw "bar besties" and read it as "bar beasties."


To those whom it offends, I refute you . . . .

I'm sure you remember

#WHOREMEMBERS

 

[Missk_2022]

I heard frolicking and romping was disallowed by the thread originator. However, there appears to be a subversive group of frolickers here.

And q lollygagger

 

[Dayhoosier]

I heard frolicking and romping was disallowed by the thread originator. However, there appears to be a subversive group of frolickers here.

Luckily as a runner I prefer bookin' and flyin'

 

[Missk_2022]

Or a carouse?

Good one

 

[Missk_2022]

From experience?

Word of mouth

 

[Oldermom935]

And q lollygagger

Are they lurking with the intent to mope?

 

[Missk_2022]

I love chemists

My oldest nephew was upset one day because the kids at school were calling him a nerd ( he is weirdly smart)
I asked him if he knew what the definition of a nerd was and he said no
I told him it was a 4 letter word for a 7 figure salary and these little assholes will be his employees one day.....
He liked that and would tell.the nasty little buggers the same thing and laugh.

 

[Dayhoosier]

My oldest nephew was upset one day because the kids at school were calling him a nerd ( he is weirdly smart)
I asked him if he knew what the definition of a nerd was and he said no
I told him it was a 4 letter word for a 7 figure salary and these little assholes will be his employees one day.....
He liked that and would tell.the nasty little buggers the same thing and laugh.

Love this

 

[Missk_2022]

https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED811/67e3ee11efbeb.webp

Never tell a lie or offer up information

 

[Missk_2022]

Ouch. Be nice to nurses. Even if you are some will enjoy it when you flinch as they jab it in your ass. I know one who did when I was prepped for the prostate biopsy. It hurt for days.

I was good at shots...
You never even felt it....or so I have been told

 

[Missk_2022]

I'm sure you remember

#WHOREMEMBERS

What do you see

#ANALBUMCOVER

 

[Missk_2022]

Love this

Kids can be assholes...and then I met the parents and understood why..... pretentious preening assholes..

Apple meet tree

 

[Missk_2022]

I want to hurkle durkle

 

[Mittering]

Red wine in the refrigerator!! Are there no depths to which America will not sink? You'll be getting cheese in a can next!

The real crime here is having enough wine left over to have to think about storage in the first place. The only thing to have to consider should be how to balance/stack that last bottle waaaay up there *as he points to the pyramid of bottles that have been half hazardly stacked 7 feet high.