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Ok slick.I need to change lube oil filters on the port main. One set will fill up a 55 gallon drum.
Ok, slick?
Ok, slick!
See what I did there? Slick. Wasn't it?
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With the lights down low, good wine and the right album, you don't need a bum cover. Just sayin'.I see AN ALBUM COVER....
...but I'm not going to lie, I saw the other first.
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https://www.amazon.com/Creamery-Waz...hvlocphy=&hvtargid=pla-4584345029755266&psc=1Red wine in the refrigerator!! Are there no depths to which America will not sink? You'll be getting cheese in a can next!
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Got it!Red wine in the refrigerator!! Are there no depths to which America will not sink? You'll be getting cheese in a can next!
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Oh wow I'm tired my thumb has quit scrolling I'm too far behind
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Please do me
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Grandpa taxi report- lots of cold rain and puddles on roads.
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Looks like possibly a gypsy moth, but I think our likes2 resident anthropologist would have to give you a definitive answer
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The shot!We're really quite wonderful!
Now turn around, drop trou, and bend over so I can give you this shot!
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Ouch meat injector
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Have one similar for the cows
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Lmao I know you wouldn’t want something that long in your throatHoping you don't mistake me for a cow...
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Yep have one of those too
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Greetings all...
Took a bit to catch up today... here we go
Asking for a friend
Here's one for @Wat_Tyler
Wat hums through the day,
Weasels' mischief slows the flow,
Poodles run, cats watch.
56 year old me says, "Hell yes!!"
"Velveeta is a brand name for a pasteurized prepared cheese product, not real cheese" - source, Wikipedia
Earlier bedtime was great - need to make that more of a regular thing
So glad they listened.
Initial inquiries pointed to two options:
a Pink-Spotted Hawkmoth (Agrius cingulata) but with the wings closed it's difficult to tell if this one has enough of the pink coloring. Even though we can't see much of the pink, the region for this one matches better.
That then led to this guy:
Waved Sphinx (Ceratomia undulosa)
I'm not convinced though because of the region these are typically found: El Paso County and Pikes Peak, Colorado.
Took a bit to catch up today... here we go
Because... you're not going to ever drive in these conditions?
Asking for a friendThese are wonderful... thank you so much for kicking off Haiku Appreciation Day!!
Here's one for @Wat_Tyler
Wat hums through the day,
Weasels' mischief slows the flow,
Poodles run, cats watch.
For Pete's Sake... whatever you do, make sure you answer "No, dear" to any questions asking if her ass looks big in something (jeans, skirt, dress)
16 year old me was very frustrated with the Spanish siesta which slowed down a huge portion of the day.
56 year old me says, "Hell yes!!"
Oooh... so much potential for a fantastic band name!!!
I liked a lot of the behind the scenes stuff more... like how they landed on the accent for the main character.I love this movie!
Red wine in the refrigerator!! Are there no depths to which America will not sink? You'll be getting cheese in a can next!
"Velveeta is a brand name for a pasteurized prepared cheese product, not real cheese" - source, Wikipedia
I thought that was reserved for cruises?
Then you know to be cautious with beets, too, right?
Aaargh!! Coffee abuse!!!
Who does the scheduling? And have they been yeeted overboard yet?
Freudian slip?
Earlier bedtime was great - need to make that more of a regular thing
Sounds like the last place I worked. Heard they implemented the 3 FTE multi-departmental team I said they needed for the job I was doing single-handedly.
So glad they listened.Snow overnight here. Won't stick around long, but better than rain since the ground is still pretty frozen
Super Power!!
So much truth there!
I forget what I was going to say for both of these... but they kind of work back-to-back like that
No background in entomology. Here's what a bit of internet sleuthing turned up:
Initial inquiries pointed to two options:
a Pink-Spotted Hawkmoth (Agrius cingulata) but with the wings closed it's difficult to tell if this one has enough of the pink coloring. Even though we can't see much of the pink, the region for this one matches better.
That then led to this guy:
Waved Sphinx (Ceratomia undulosa)
I'm not convinced though because of the region these are typically found: El Paso County and Pikes Peak, Colorado.
I seriously worry about you people
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I remember watching someone fill an engine once. It took five 55 gallon drums of oil... Glad that wasn't coming out of my wallet!I need to change lube oil filters on the port main. One set will fill up a 55 gallon drum.
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Trying to catch up. In case you're wondering it's snowing here right now...
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HA! Jokes on you. I'm into that shit.For Pete's Sake... whatever you do, make sure you answer "No, dear" to any questions asking if her ass looks big in something (jeans, skirt, dress)
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Hmmm. My youngest keeps telling me April fools was yesterday. I guess "dad mode" is in overdrive today.
Taking Mrs. M to Sephora and I need another bottle of rum. Probably go to Texas Roadhouse if the weather doesn't get too bad.
Going to boil a bunch of chicken for them to use while I'm working this weekend. Probably save the broth for something next week. Spanish rice and refried beans most likely.
Taking Mrs. M to Sephora and I need another bottle of rum. Probably go to Texas Roadhouse if the weather doesn't get too bad.
Going to boil a bunch of chicken for them to use while I'm working this weekend. Probably save the broth for something next week. Spanish rice and refried beans most likely.
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