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THe girl goose at work seems to have nested and laid some eggs. She's inside the fence where the drainage pond is, on the ground right above the large intake. We did get some rain last night, so she should have a good place, safe and unbothered. The boy goose looks a bit forlorn. He's wandering around outside like he's lost his friend. He has for the moment. Here's wagering we get four goslings.
 
THe girl goose at work seems to have nested and laid some eggs. She's inside the fence where the drainage pond is, on the ground right above the large intake. We did get some rain last night, so she should have a good place, safe and unbothered. The boy goose looks a bit forlorn. He's wandering around outside like he's lost his friend. He has for the moment. Here's wagering we get four goslings.
Watch out! There’s pretty protective cold those young gooseses.
 
Good morning!

Workout done and coffee poured. 3 days off, and funny thing, until last night my chore list was rather short and pleasant (not to be confused with MissK). But then a funny thing happened.

I bragged.

Yep. I bragged how nice it was that I had 3 days off. Stooopid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Oh, and if you'll remember, I promised to make cranberry pancakes too. Ok, well, that one isn't exactly a chore cuz I get to lick the bowl...and the wisk (not to be confused with Mrs. M) 😉😇😈🥰

I digress. So, added to today are a dog wash, two separate pharmacy trips, a grocery trip, and a neighbor request. All while taking the wife to the sprawling metropolis nearby for makeup and a quick bite at the steakhouse. Oh, and rum. I ran out last night. For the record, it took me nearly four months run out so I wouldn't say I'ma lush...until my second glass.

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So, my dog this morning was eating her dog food. She backed away from her bowl with a mouth full of food, and I tossed a few turkey scraps into her bowl. She instantly spit out her current mouthful of food all over the floor and grabbed at the turkey. Like, you can't even finish what you're chewing on first?
WTF! LOL.

Good morning everyone.
 
Morning, Spoonies... already had my first meeting and am almost half through the day... ok, 90 minutes until then, but that's close, right? Right?!?
WAIT WAIT WAIT
ALL MEETINGS ARE CANCELLED!
Now you tell me :rolleyes:
The fear is real 😬
:coffee: :coffee: :coffee: Load up, peeps!!
It that tit-uh-lar?

Just wanna make sure I’m pronouncing it right.

It that tit-uh-lar

It that tit-uh-lar

Ok. Got it.
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A haiku for OM

Coffee Coffee Coffee
Shut up til I have had mine
I will cut a bitch...shhhhh
:unsure: Hmm, which mug goes best with that Haiku?
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But then a funny thing happened.
I bragged.
Yep. I bragged how nice it was that I had 3 days off. Stooopid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Classic Blunder
So, my dog this morning was eating her dog food. She backed away from her bowl with a mouth full of food, and I tossed a few turkey scraps into her bowl. She instantly spit out her current mouthful of food all over the floor and grabbed at the turkey. Like, you can't even finish what you're chewing on first?
WTF! LOL.
Hang on... you have kids, right? I feel this is on-brand for both dogs and kids. Did this happen before morning coffee?? :unsure: :coffee:
Morning everyone. Gonna be another busy day, meeting and paperwork. I love moving commas around just to oiss people off. Hope y’all have a safe day.
Commas and letters - full service shop, I see ;)

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