The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Tweedledude]

A haiku for OM

Coffee Coffee Coffee
Shut up til I have had mine
I will cut a bitch...shhhhh

Get some caffeine it solves allot of things

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Mittering]

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We've covered this. This is romping. Not quite cavorting. But, yeah, I get it.

 

[subdudeme13]

We've covered this. This is romping. Not quite cavorting. But, yeah, I get it.

Just out of curiosity, which is male and which is female?

 

[subdudeme13]

For you Boy Scouts!View attachment 2521088

I only made it to Star!

 

[subdudeme13]

Off to corporate zombieland. Today and tomorrow is a calendar full of meetings. I work on projects and am an internal broker so it’s my own damn fault sometimes.

Have fun kidzzzz!

WAIT WAIT WAIT
ALL MEETINGS ARE CANCELLED!

 

[Mittering]

Good morning!

Workout done and coffee poured. 3 days off, and funny thing, until last night my chore list was rather short and pleasant (not to be confused with MissK). But then a funny thing happened.

I bragged.

Yep. I bragged how nice it was that I had 3 days off. Stooopid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Oh, and if you'll remember, I promised to make cranberry pancakes too. Ok, well, that one isn't exactly a chore cuz I get to lick the bowl...and the wisk (not to be confused with Mrs. M)

I digress. So, added to today are a dog wash, two separate pharmacy trips, a grocery trip, and a neighbor request. All while taking the wife to the sprawling metropolis nearby for makeup and a quick bite at the steakhouse. Oh, and rum. I ran out last night. For the record, it took me nearly four months run out so I wouldn't say I'ma lush...until my second glass.

 

[Mittering]

Just out of curiosity, which is male and which is female?

Well, if you can't see it, I'm not telling.

 

[dkak001]

So, my dog this morning was eating her dog food. She backed away from her bowl with a mouth full of food, and I tossed a few turkey scraps into her bowl. She instantly spit out her current mouthful of food all over the floor and grabbed at the turkey. Like, you can't even finish what you're chewing on first?
WTF! LOL.

Good morning everyone.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.


- Charles Lamb

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Morning everyone. Gonna be another busy day, meeting and paperwork. I love moving commas around just to oiss people off. Hope y’all have a safe day.

 

[likes2watchU]

Morning, Spoonies... already had my first meeting and am almost half through the day... ok, 90 minutes until then, but that's close, right? Right?!?

WAIT WAIT WAIT
ALL MEETINGS ARE CANCELLED!

Now you tell me

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The fear is real
Load up, peeps!!

It that tit-uh-lar?

Just wanna make sure I’m pronouncing it right.

It that tit-uh-lar

It that tit-uh-lar

Ok. Got it.

A haiku for OM

Coffee Coffee Coffee
Shut up til I have had mine
I will cut a bitch...shhhhh

Hmm, which mug goes best with that Haiku?

But then a funny thing happened.
I bragged.
Yep. I bragged how nice it was that I had 3 days off. Stooopid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Classic Blunder

So, my dog this morning was eating her dog food. She backed away from her bowl with a mouth full of food, and I tossed a few turkey scraps into her bowl. She instantly spit out her current mouthful of food all over the floor and grabbed at the turkey. Like, you can't even finish what you're chewing on first?
WTF! LOL.

Hang on... you have kids, right? I feel this is on-brand for both dogs and kids. Did this happen before morning coffee??

Morning everyone. Gonna be another busy day, meeting and paperwork. I love moving commas around just to oiss people off. Hope y’all have a safe day.

Commas and letters - full service shop, I see

 

[Khadaji2002]

Day two of the second week is done. We were supposed to be outdoors today. The instructor called off field training given 30mph winds and snow flurries.

 

[Missk_2022]

Her is a haiku for Wonderer67

Pumpkins gourds and firewood
Farmsteads give us abundance
Now just waiting for spring

 

[Missk_2022]

I will have more coming

 

[Mittering]

Another classic blunder. I just asked my wife if she was jealous of the cat. IMMEDIATELY I asked her not to answer that.

 

[Oldermom935]

Haiku @Missk_2022

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[likes2watchU]

I'm behind on my Madagascar Movie Viewing
At what point in the franchise did the Circus come to town?

 

[Oldermom935]

I'm behind on my Madagascar Movie Viewing
At what point in the franchise did the Circus come to town?

Part three lol

 

[likes2watchU]

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If we taught Geography this way, the US might be ranked better. I mean - how do you forget this??

 

[likes2watchU]

Part three lol

That's not so bad... I'm just one behind.
Provided we're not up to Madagascar 6 yet?

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Weird forecast: snow tonight, changing to cold rain, storms about noon and severe winds and maybe tornado in the evening!