Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

A giant pussy?

With a very aggressive bite?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Damn you!!! I just spit my drink out coughing and now my coworker is asking if I'm ok....

I think you should be damning CCG instead ... Or are you too afraid of her vag hippo?

 

[MindYaBitness]

With a very aggressive bite?

Yes, and territorial, too

 

[BrendaBear]

You want to hear all about my big tool? How good it felt in my hand? Do you want to know how powerfully it drilled a hole?

Well.... yeah.

 

[crazychemgirl]

@crazychemgirl, what the heck is a vag hippo?

Fucked if I know.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Damn you!!! I just spit my drink out coughing and now my coworker is asking if I'm ok....

*excellent.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Page 6900!

 

[lavendersilk]

Page 6900!

Was just about to say that but now is it 6901?

Yep! Lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Page 6900!

Nice

 

[cheekygirl75]

Was just about to say that but now is it 6901?

Yep! Lol

I guess that was the last post on that page.... good timing, if I do say so myself!

 

[Qky75]

With a very aggressive bite?

Yes, and territorial, too

You really don't see how enormous it is while it's submerged in water....with just its tiny peepers and giant lips showing. They say it spend most of its time releasing its waste in the water...which is why the area is so fertile

 

[morelikeasong]

Ok … if you won’t share your scary death scenes…

Yeah… no fucking way. I don’t like to think about or talk about the things that scare me because my brain will fixate on them

What about the last thing that brought you joy?

A gentle breeze

The last sexual fantasy you had?

What’s that?

The song you are currently obsessed with?

I recently discovered EPIC: The Musical and I can’t stop listening.

In particular, there’s a section of this song that pops into my head like 20x per day. Skip ahead to 1:00 for the part I’m talking about

New fact you learned recently?

In Gilmore Girls, the gold necklace that Emily Gilmore wears all the time was purchased by the actress who saw it and thought it was perfect for the character

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Was just about to say that but now is it 6901?

Yep! Lol

I'm a little concerned about our couples award with your new tag so we will have to work extra hard for the next 100 pages to show our love sweetie pie

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You really don't see how enormous it is while it's submerged in water....with just its tiny peepers and giant lips showing. They say it spend most of its time releasing its waste in the water...which is why the area is so fertile

Sounds hot. I hope she sends me a pic

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm a little concerned about our couples award with your new tag so we will have to work extra hard for the next 100 pages to show our love sweetie pie

Fixed, my love.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I recently discovered EPIC: The Musical and I can’t stop listening.

In particular, there’s a section of this song that pops into my head like 20x per day. Skip ahead to 1:00 for the part I’m talking about

Hm. Wait ... Is this ... An animated musical based on... The Odyssey???

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm a little concerned about our couples award with your new tag so we will have to work extra hard for the next 100 pages to show our love sweetie pie

Any and ALL nominations made for @OrdinaryPerson and @lavendersilk will be ignored.

They shall not win any awards this round, and may Satan have mercy on their souls.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Fixed, my love.

I love you

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Any and ALL nominations made for @OrdinaryPerson and @lavendersilk will be ignored.

They shall not win any awards this round, and may Satan have mercy on their souls.

Satan is no match for true love

 

[crazychemgirl]

Satan is no match for true love

Yes, but I am the goddess and I hold dominion here.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have the categories.. i think… maybe.. not sure yet.

 

[lavendersilk]

I love you

I love you more.

 

[Qky75]

I love you more.

Oh get room you two...here, you can use mine ,

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I have the categories.. i think… maybe.. not sure yet.

I would like to suggest "The Otis Ravelli award for being Otis Ravelli"

 

[crazychemgirl]

I love you more.

*vomit.