Sex & Shenanigans

[Mrtenant]

If anyone is making me an Easter basket, just put one of those in it.

Fuck you very much.

See, he gets it. You're fuckin welcome.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I have a picture from 1999 on my phone’s camera roll, but I really don’t want to find out which ppl on Lit would make gross comments about my (fully clothed, but already pretty impressive) 15 y/o tits, so unseen on my phone it will stay!

Seriously, people disgust me. Like, I can see a teenage girl, realize she has massive tits, also realize her life sucks in ways she may not be fully aware yet, and not have a sexual thought. Why can't everyone realize that just because someone looks sort of adult-ish, they're still a fucking child!

Speaking of Easter chocolate… for me it’s a toss up between the chocolate crack that is mini eggs … and Cadbury creme eggs (or the caramilk version)


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Same, mini eggs.

 

[SWR101]

I have a picture from 1999 on my phone’s camera roll, but I really don’t want to find out which ppl on Lit would make gross comments about my (fully clothed, but already pretty impressive) 15 y/o tits, so unseen on my phone it will stay!

I “sad” that not because you won’t share but because of how right your fear is… people are monsters some times

 

[crazychemgirl]

I love you

I knew someone else was like me.

 

[SWR101]

I knew someone else was like me.

Im going to be in the UK this month, so Easter Cadbury chocolates FRESH

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Speaking of Easter chocolate… for me it’s a toss up between the chocolate crack that is mini eggs … and Cadbury creme eggs (or the caramilk version)


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Yes girl, SAME!!!!!!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Speaking of Easter chocolate… for me it’s a toss up between the chocolate crack that is mini eggs … and Cadbury creme eggs (or the caramilk version)


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I think I found @SassySheDevil favorite
https://cdn.faire.com/fastly/9ebbc3d6ea46f95e2be7f5ebf0b999c34bbfc67391b279d9a015f5fbb09c633e.webp?bg-color=FFFFFF&dpr=1&fit=crop&format=jpg&height=720&width=720

 

[Wand3rlust]

Im going to be in the UK this month, so Easter Cadbury chocolates FRESH

Welcome.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I wish I was going to the UK … but not for chocolate.

*wink wink @Wand3rlust

 

[deft]

*wank wank @Wand3rlust

FIFY

 

[Wand3rlust]

I wish I was going to the UK … but not for chocolate.

*wink wink @Wand3rlust

I mean the chocolate IS good... but...

Hey - how YOU doing?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm going to Toronto in May.

 

[deft]

I'm going to Toronto in Eh?

FIFY

 

[cheekygirl75]

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You’re a scientist - can’t you whip up something that will accomplish this?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Speaking of Easter chocolate… for me it’s a toss up between the chocolate crack that is mini eggs … and Cadbury creme eggs (or the caramilk version)


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Same! Probably crème eggs

 

[SassySheDevil]

I think I found @SassySheDevil favorite
https://cdn.faire.com/fastly/9ebbc3d6ea46f95e2be7f5ebf0b999c34bbfc67391b279d9a015f5fbb09c633e.webp?bg-color=FFFFFF&dpr=1&fit=crop&format=jpg&height=720&width=720

Thankfully I already have chocolate molds to make chocolate penises. when I was done with radiation I made my radiation Dr one since he was such a dick.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Hat tip to the humble brag.

*Curtsies*

Also I was 13 back then, how do you look younger than me now

Moisturizer, as many naps as possible and very little sun?

 

[ShaneoD]

*Curtsies*


Moisturizer, as many naps as possible and very little sun?

I love in Ireland, when we see that bright shiny thing in the sky we think God is angry, tough you might have a point with the naps, and it might be nice if some moisturizer made it to my face

Edit: (It should have been live in Ireland, autocorrect fucked me over)

 

[cheekygirl75]

I love in Ireland, when we see that bright shiny thing in the sky we think God is angry, tough you might have a point with the naps, and it might be nice if some moisturizer made it to my face

Edit: (It should have been live in Ireland, autocorrect fucked me over)

Should we ask where the moisturizer usually makes it?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Should we ask where the moisturizer usually makes it?

I don’t think we need to

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This is the best thing I’ve read all week

Wow

 

[MindYaBitness]

@Wand3rlust I know there's a lot of joking on here about British vs North American accents, however, can you help explain this? I've never heard such a pronunciation!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Erm. What do you want me to do? I'm confused?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Erm. What do you want me to do? I'm confused?

I'm just trying to place the accent that would rhyme sauce & horse, thought you might have more knowledge since there are a ton of regional British accents that I'm not familiar with. I can't think of any British/Canadian/American accents that would say it that way

 

[Wand3rlust]

https://voca.ro/1iIMYKOT2y6z