Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

why is it that my first thought was …. Is it a white person cooking cuz then it’s probably not seasoned …

Also fruit roll-ups are sweet …. Are we soaking the human skin in sugar?

 

[LupineOne]

Bro.

You’ve seen enough of me to know I’m a home chef. C’mon now

 

[LupineOne]

why is it that my first thought was …. Is it a white person cooking cuz then it’s probably not seasoned …

Also fruit roll-ups are sweet …. Are we soaking the human skin in sugar?

Drizzled in maple syrup. Tis the season

 

[crazychemgirl]

I feel like this belongs here… who needs this “lamp”…?







If so, you can find it here:

https://shop.a24films.com/products/unicorn-blood-lamp

 

[UnquietDreams]

I gotta start work … so I’ll be awol for a bit … so I’ll leave you with this …


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Grits.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ether is your friend.

https://iili.io/3RcgfiN.webp

 

[UnquietDreams]

Starting to worry about you guys too!

Oh, you missed my "step by step method of disposing of something with the size, shape, and characteristics of a human body but of course isn't" post...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ever scroll through your photo archives only to stumble upon photos from 1999, right before you transitioned. No, just me? Carry on then

No, but I have scrolled through my photo archive to stumble on a photo from when I had hair.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I gotta start work … so I’ll be awol for a bit … so I’ll leave you with this …


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Could definitely live without grits. Anemia has forced me to live without coffee, but I would like to keep the rest of the world’s adults mostly non-murdery, thankyouverymuch!

Be prepared

So nitric acid then. *Takes note*

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I feel like this belongs here… who needs this “lamp”…?

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If so, you can find it here:

https://shop.a24films.com/products/unicorn-blood-lamp

That looks like a trip to the ER waiting to happen.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ether is your friend.

I used to get SUCH bad ether headaches in the lab when I was doing column chemistry

 

[crazychemgirl]

That looks like a trip to the ER waiting to happen.

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ever scroll through your photo archives only to stumble upon photos from 1999, right before you transitioned. No, just me? Carry on then

No, but I have scrolled through my photo archive to stumble on a photo from when I had hair.

I have a picture from 1999 on my phone’s camera roll, but I really don’t want to find out which ppl on Lit would make gross comments about my (fully clothed, but already pretty impressive) 15 y/o tits, so unseen on my phone it will stay!

 

[base10]

I have a picture from 1999 on my phone’s camera roll, but I really don’t want to find out which ppl on Lit would make gross comments about my (fully clothed, but already pretty impressive) 15 y/o tits, so unseen on my phone it will stay!

You know I try so hard not to be too much of a creep, lo

 

[crazychemgirl]

The only place my photos from the 90s exist … are in my mind.

And some rando photos from Facebook.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Speaking of Easter chocolate… for me it’s a toss up between the chocolate crack that is mini eggs … and Cadbury creme eggs (or the caramilk version)

 

[Mrtenant]

Speaking of Easter chocolate… for me it’s a toss up between the chocolate crack that is mini eggs … and Cadbury creme eggs (or the caramilk version)


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Answer.....

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[SWR101]

I feel like this belongs here… who needs this “lamp”…?

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If so, you can find it here:

https://shop.a24films.com/products/unicorn-blood-lamp

“Lamp” uh…. Huh…. Riiiiigghhhtttt

 

[ShaneoD]

I have a picture from 1999 on my phone’s camera roll, but I really don’t want to find out which ppl on Lit would make gross comments about my (fully clothed, but already pretty impressive) 15 y/o tits, so unseen on my phone it will stay!

Hat tip to the humble brag. Also I was 13 back then, how do you look younger than me now

 

[SWR101]

Speaking of Easter chocolate… for me it’s a toss up between the chocolate crack that is mini eggs … and Cadbury creme eggs (or the caramilk version)


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I love you

 

[Apisto42]

They should be. A little salt and pepper at least. Helps give a little crisp edge which adds to the flavor and texture.

Yep, tastes just like good pork cracklin’

I feel like this belongs here… who needs this “lamp”…?

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I like the little clit massager on the base. Good touch.

 

[Apisto42]

Answer.....

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If anyone is making me an Easter basket, just put one of those in it.

Fuck you very much.