Sex & Shenanigans

[cheekygirl75]

There’s a sex pun in here somewhere.

Maybe something about fucking a duck since they have corkscrew penises? Or just that most of us have probably fucked a twisted person at some point? IDK... anyone else see one?

 

[LupineOne]

You’re a cold hearted hooker some days.

I truly, truly am.

And she can make you disappear without any evidence.

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[cheekygirl75]

And she can make you disappear without any evidence.
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Yeah, don't mess with a woman who probably has access to chemicals that can dissolve bone!

 

[LupineOne]

Yeah, don't mess with a woman who probably has access to chemicals that can dissolve bone!

Exactly

 

[hotoldrguy]

Yeah, don't mess with a woman who probably has access to chemicals that can dissolve bone!

Be prepared

 

[MindYaBitness]

I think everyone has a little bit of twisted fuck in them

That's how we all ended up here, no?

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Oh come on … did you at least hope a bit..

I knew it wasn't but at the same time I would have hated myself if it was and I didn't look

 

[UnquietDreams]

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….. le sigh.

Hey! You asked a question! I answered it! And if you tried to chloroform someone to get a little peace and ended up killing them, how do you think I would feel? Pretty bad, that is how I would feel. This place turns into a ghost town when you are gone, how bad do you think it will be when you can only use your half hour a day of Internet time while you sit in prison?

 

[Apisto42]

Yeah, don't mess with a woman who probably has access to chemicals that can dissolve bone!

That’s why you shouldn’t mess with a pig farmer. They have two options: feed your body to the pig or just cover it with lime.

 

[MissLabelled]

Be prepared

I'm starting to worry about you!

 

[MissLabelled]

Hey! You asked a question! I answered it! And if you tried to chloroform someone to get a little peace and ended up killing them, how do you think I would feel? Pretty bad, that is how I would feel. This place turns into a ghost town when you are gone, how bad do you think it will be when you can only use your half hour a day of Internet time while you sit in prison?

That’s why you shouldn’t mess with a pig farmer. They have two options: feed your body to the pig or just cover it with lime.

Starting to worry about you guys too!

 

[hotoldrguy]

I'm starting to worry about you!

Just starting?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think everyone has a little bit of twisted fuck in them

I definitely do regularly

 

[MindYaBitness]

I definitely do regularly

It's why we love you!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hey! You asked a question! I answered it! And if you tried to chloroform someone to get a little peace and ended up killing them, how do you think I would feel? Pretty bad, that is how I would feel. This place turns into a ghost town when you are gone, how bad do you think it will be when you can only use your half hour a day of Internet time while you sit in prison?

Do you ever stop to think if the questions are rhetorical?

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's why we love you!

Awww

 

[Qky75]

Truth!

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Starting to worry about you guys too!

I mean … just to exist in this thread… all of you must be a little fucked in the head …

but it’s ok.


I wouldn’t want any of you any other way.

 

[LupineOne]

That's how we all ended up here, no?

Yes indeed. We’re all mad here.

Thank fuck.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You know the book is going to be good when…..

 

[Qky75]

Yes indeed. We’re all mad here.

Thank fuck. Fuck you thanks.

FIFY

Do try to keep up with the thread sir. We've decided on "fuck you thanks". It sounds nicer.

 

[LupineOne]

FIFY

Do try to keep up with the thread sir. We've decided on "fuck you thanks". It sounds nicer.

Of course.

 

[MissLabelled]

Ever scroll through your photo archives only to stumble upon photos from 1999, right before you transitioned. No, just me? Carry on then