Sex & Shenanigans

[Dayhoosier]

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this cuts deep… for some.


(thankfully I’m not one of them)

 

[Apisto42]

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this cuts deep… for some.


(thankfully I’m not one of them)

You’re a cold hearted hooker some days.

 

[MissLabelled]

Mine. I'll stock up on supplies for you both.

Sir, that would imply we have to cross the border and I am not taking those chances!!

 

[Apisto42]

I gotta start work … so I’ll be awol for a bit … so I’ll leave you with this …


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Apple juice gots to go.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Grits, not a fan of grainy textures like that, despite my Deep South roots

Yeah I don’t like eating sand.

 

[MissLabelled]

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Is that right?

I you!

Call me a liar, I dare you!

 

[crazychemgirl]

You’re a cold hearted hooker some days.

I truly, truly am.

 

[Apisto42]

Yeah I don’t like eating sand.

Grits shouldn’t be gritty. They should be smooth and creamy with cheese melted into them.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SWR101]

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Go big or go home…

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Go big or go home…

How did you know what I say to my penis every morning?

 

[SWR101]

How did you know what I say to my penis every morning?

It’s a universal constant for men… I’ve managed to go home roughly 15,000 times so far

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sir, that would imply we have to cross the border and I am not taking those chances!!

Oh, love, I live in Portland. Bush found us unruly (and how bad is it when you miss him?) Four years ago, when the Feds were grabbing people off the street for vandalism, the local judges shut them down and people literally annoyed the Feds until they slipped out of town. If there is a safe space in this country, Stumptown is probably the epicenter.

That said, I can haul supplies anywhere you want...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xXsh_bTS234AAAAd/letterkenny-thirsty.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

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No. Chloroform is really horrible for that. If you watch TV, someone has a rag with chloroform on it, they just put it over someone's mouth for a moment then they just collapse. Doesn't work that way. You would have to hold them, as they fought you, for about five minutes before it took effect, and they if you didn't keep the rag held to their face, they would just wake up with a huge headache in a few minutes, or die. They stopped using it as an anesthesia because of liver and kidney toxicity that had a bad side effect of killing the patient.

Writing period mysteries really crushes your illusions on a lot of things you grow up seeing on television...

 

[hotoldrguy]

so I’ve decided to reward you all with some nudity this Tuesday morning …. Because why not… as stated above we could all use it.


https://ibb.co/Vh1cnBw

I knew that was coming before I clicked it

 

[hotoldrguy]

Do these go with the blue waffle?

that was the first thing I thought too.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No. Chloroform is really horrible for that. If you watch TV, someone has a rag with chloroform on it, they just put it over someone's mouth for a moment that they just collapse. Doesn't work that way. You would have to hold them, as they fought you, for about five minutes before it took effect, and they if you didn't keep the rag held to their face, they would just wake up with a huge headache in a few minutes, or die. They stopped using it as an anesthesia because of liver and kidney toxicity that had a bad side effect of killing the patient.

Writing period mysteries really crushes your illusions on a lot of things you grow up seeing on television...

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….. le sigh.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Oh damn, someone beat me to it!

Wondering if we were all thinking it

 

[crazychemgirl]

I knew that was coming before I clicked it

Oh come on … did you at least hope a bit..

 

[hotoldrguy]

Oh come on … did you at least hope a bit..

I KNOW better

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wondering if we were all thinking it

No because some of us are not twisted fucks like the rest of you.

 

[cheekygirl75]

No because some of us are not twisted fucks like the rest of you.

I think everyone has a little bit of twisted fuck in them

 

[hotoldrguy]

No because some of us are not twisted fucks like the rest of you.

It is the Little Sister experience that did it

 

[Apisto42]

No. Chloroform is really horrible for that. If you watch TV, someone has a rag with chloroform on it, they just put it over someone's mouth for a moment that they just collapse. Doesn't work that way. You would have to hold them, as they fought you, for about five minutes before it took effect, and they if you didn't keep the rag held to their face, they would just wake up with a huge headache in a few minutes, or die. They stopped using it as an anesthesia because of liver and kidney toxicity that had a bad side effect of killing the patient.

Writing period mysteries really crushes your illusions on a lot of things you grow up seeing on television...

Ether is your friend.

 

[Apisto42]

I think everyone has a little bit of twisted fuck in them

There’s a sex pun in here somewhere.