Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Oh so funny thing that made me snort laugh …. Hubby and I were discussing alternative names for man-cave and she-shed … and I said the female one, I think, is bitch barn … and he said, what’s the male version of that? That ass-hole?

I almost drove us off the road snort laughing as I said, … yeah cuz you definitely want to say to your friends,

“Come in my ass-hole”



You’re welcome everyone.

A little window in what day to day life with Chemgirl is like.

 

[UnquietDreams]

French’s … cuz it’s Canadian.

So it is French's Canadian mustard? Is that like regular French's, but just slightly different, so the original French's pretend they can't understand it at all?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I was surprised / not surprised by the amount of fantasies in Want that involved milking.

Lactation is wonderful! Working up a sweat? Get some refreshment! It's sweet too.

Oh so funny thing that made me snort laugh …. Hubby and I were discussing alternative names for man-cave and she-shed … and I said the female one, I think, is bitch barn … and he said, what’s the male version of that? That ass-hole?

I almost drove us off the road snort laughing as I said, … yeah cuz you definitely want to say to your friends,

“Come in my ass-hole”



You’re welcome everyone.

A little window in what day to day life with Chemgirl is like.

TBF, if you're driving a Wrangler, there's a 50/50 that vehicle was going to just randomly put you in the ditch anyways.

 

[BrendaBear]

Lactation is wonderful! Working up a sweat? Get some refreshment! It's sweet too.


TBF, if you're driving a Wrangler, there's a 50/50 that vehicle was going to just randomly put you in the ditch anyways.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/h-jXpV-nVY4AAAAC/omg-wtf.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

Lactation is wonderful! Working up a sweat? Get some refreshment! It's sweet too.


TBF, if you're driving a Wrangler, there's a 50/50 that vehicle was going to just randomly put you in the ditch anyways.

I hate you.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

 

[cheekygirl75]

Fucking legit … come to Canada. It’s marginally better.

I often really wish I could!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Dinosaur knowledge is extremely important… don’t lose that. It’s only a matter of time before for some rando (probably white) billionaire does a Jurassic Park on us and we have to run though Paris evading velociraptors.

You say velociraptors taking over Paris like that is a bad thing...

 

[Apisto42]

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Are they called “Ken”?

 

[UnquietDreams]

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419

Isn't music great for remembering?

However, I have found after you get past "3.1415926" you can make up any number from then on and no one calls you on it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You say velociraptors taking over Paris like that is a bad thing...

I mean.. in theory I’d like to see it before it’s destroyed

 

[crazychemgirl]

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I mean, it seems like women have more orgasms from their own activity than sexual activity with men…
They are making their own money..

What do we need men for, exactly?

 

[MrMakersMark]

And we pivot.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

And we pivot.

I mean, that does look like one comfy bear, no???

 

[MrMakersMark]

I mean, that does look like one comfy bear, no???

Already decided I want a bear suit.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean.. in theory I’d like to see it before it’s destroyed

Ah, I am pretty sure raptor's won't do much damage to the architecture. Cut down on tourism, which would make visiting nicer as well. And cut down on the number of French people sneering at you. Raptors are easy to understand, they just want what anyone wants: some good wine, some amazing bread, and a mime or two while watching the sun set from Le Tour Saint-Jacques.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Already decided I want a bear suit.

once you get it... pictures, or it never happened

 

[Apisto42]

I mean, it seems like women have more orgasms from their own activity than sexual activity with men…
They are making their own money..

What do we need men for, exactly?

Laughs? Without Florida Man, is the news worth watching?

 

[UnquietDreams]

So many victims willing participants

I am fine either way.

 

[UnquietDreams]

And we pivot.

That looks just right.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sandwich post?

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

Wait...

No ranch?

 

[MrMakersMark]

once you get it... pictures, or it never happened

Done!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok then all… tell me your most useless fact.

What is something that is in your brain ready to dispense to unwilling strangers at a moments notice??

Pope John Paul II was made an honorary Harlem Globetrotter. He has his own jersey.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Done!

Yay I’m in on this also right?

I want bear photos.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wow.... I have known a whole lot of whale's penises then.

That's what she said...