Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I hope that's not experience talking....

Actually, sort of.

When I was still living with my mom, 18 or so, our neighbor, who was a couple of years younger than me, killed a hooker in a drug induced rage and tried to bury her in the dog run/dog house he had dug under his house. (I wish I was making that up). It took us days to get the cops out there, even though she was still pretty much above ground. Flying on meth is neither a good way to make decisions, nor a good way to try to cover those decisions up.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Actually, sort of.

When I was still living with my mom, 18 or so, our neighbor, who was a couple of years younger than me, killed a hooker in a drug induced rage and tried to bury her in the dog run/dog house he had dug under his house. (I wish I was making that up). It took us days to get the cops out there, even though she was still pretty much above ground. Flying on meth is neither a good way to make decisions, nor a good way to try to cover those decisions up.

Holy crap batman....
That's crazy!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Holy crap batman....
That's crazy!

It kept the neighborhood gossip mill running for years.

 

[dawn_of_night]

It kept the neighborhood gossip mill running for years.

I bet.... So....
Maybe "the burbs" was based on a true story....

 

[crazychemgirl]

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I posted that last week!!

 

[Qky75]

I posted that last week!!

No one likes a bragger

 

[crazychemgirl]

For a laugh ... B o o b

I’m laughing but also …, NOT laughing

 

[crazychemgirl]

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See?? Seeeee?!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I had a dream the other night that I was living in a parallel dimension and was in a hotel room with a bunch of people from other dimensions and they were accusing each other of being from other dimensions and then I went outside to have a conversation with one of the women and for some reason I had an abnormally large baby in my arms and there was this chihuahua barking incessantly at us and he ran outside with us to the patio (we were on some floor really high up) and then the chihuahua had some kind of fit and threw himself off the patio. Barking the whole time.

 

[Toro1886]

For a laugh ... B o o b

Delightful...and informative! LOL

 

[crazychemgirl]

If Canadians vote in a Conservative Party …, I will have officially lost all faith in humanity

 

[MissLabelled]

I had a dream the other night that I was living in a parallel dimension and was in a hotel room with a bunch of people from other dimensions and they were accusing each other of being from other dimensions and then I went outside to have a conversation with one of the women and for some reason I had an abnormally large baby in my arms and there was this chihuahua barking incessantly at us and he ran outside with us to the patio (we were on some floor really high up) and then the chihuahua had some kind of fit and threw himself off the patio. Barking the whole time.

This means you need to come spend a week with me, I'm from another dimension.

 

[Qky75]

If Canadians vote in a Conservative Party …, I will have officially lost all faith in humanity

It helps if you go into this already expecting humans to do the wrong thing.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I had a dream the other night that I was living in a parallel dimension and was in a hotel room with a bunch of people from other dimensions and they were accusing each other of being from other dimensions and then I went outside to have a conversation with one of the women and for some reason I had an abnormally large baby in my arms and there was this chihuahua barking incessantly at us and he ran outside with us to the patio (we were on some floor really high up) and then the chihuahua had some kind of fit and threw himself off the patio. Barking the whole time.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I just knew you’d appreciate it.

btw it’s even funnier if you get Siri to read it for you.

 

[Qky75]

I just knew you’d appreciate it.

btw it’s even funnier if you get Siri to read it for you.

It's even better to have Siri read back "pick my most beautiful side" in Dutch.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I made a sandwich today with so much stuff on it… I wonder if I went overboard.

There’s deli chicken, homemade guac, lettuce, tomato, pickle, bacon, cheese and of course mayo and mustard.

Oh, and it’s on a croissant.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's even better to have Siri read back "pick my most beautiful side" in Dutch.

I may try this later.

 

[SWR101]

I had a dream the other night that I was living in a parallel dimension and was in a hotel room with a bunch of people from other dimensions and they were accusing each other of being from other dimensions and then I went outside to have a conversation with one of the women and for some reason I had an abnormally large baby in my arms and there was this chihuahua barking incessantly at us and he ran outside with us to the patio (we were on some floor really high up) and then the chihuahua had some kind of fit and threw himself off the patio. Barking the whole time.

Minus inter dimensional stuff, the chihuahua part tracks pretty normal

 

[SWR101]

I made a sandwich today with so much stuff on it… I wonder if I went overboard.

There’s deli chicken, homemade guac, lettuce, tomato, pickle, bacon, cheese and of course mayo and mustard.

Oh, and it’s on a croissant.

I would have done the guac on the side until I was ready to eat, I fear it may make the bread soggy. Otherwise, right amount of board

 

[Qky75]

I may try this later.

Do eeeet

 

[Apisto42]

I made a sandwich today with so much stuff on it… I wonder if I went overboard.

There’s deli chicken, homemade guac, lettuce, tomato, pickle, bacon, cheese and of course mayo and mustard.

Oh, and it’s on a croissant.

What kind of mustard? Because while there are many right choices, there’s one really awful choice.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I made a sandwich today with so much stuff on it… I wonder if I went overboard.

There’s deli chicken, homemade guac, lettuce, tomato, pickle, bacon, cheese and of course mayo and mustard.

Oh, and it’s on a croissant.

 

[LupineOne]

I made a sandwich today with so much stuff on it… I wonder if I went overboard.

There’s deli chicken, homemade guac, lettuce, tomato, pickle, bacon, cheese and of course mayo and mustard.

Oh, and it’s on a croissant.

*licks chops*

 

[crazychemgirl]

What kind of mustard? Because while there are many right choices, there’s one really awful choice.

French’s … cuz it’s Canadian.