Sex & Shenanigans

I hope that's not experience talking....
Actually, sort of.

When I was still living with my mom, 18 or so, our neighbor, who was a couple of years younger than me, killed a hooker in a drug induced rage and tried to bury her in the dog run/dog house he had dug under his house. (I wish I was making that up). It took us days to get the cops out there, even though she was still pretty much above ground. Flying on meth is neither a good way to make decisions, nor a good way to try to cover those decisions up.
 
Actually, sort of.

When I was still living with my mom, 18 or so, our neighbor, who was a couple of years younger than me, killed a hooker in a drug induced rage and tried to bury her in the dog run/dog house he had dug under his house. (I wish I was making that up). It took us days to get the cops out there, even though she was still pretty much above ground. Flying on meth is neither a good way to make decisions, nor a good way to try to cover those decisions up.
Holy crap batman....
That's crazy!
 
I had a dream the other night that I was living in a parallel dimension and was in a hotel room with a bunch of people from other dimensions and they were accusing each other of being from other dimensions and then I went outside to have a conversation with one of the women and for some reason I had an abnormally large baby in my arms and there was this chihuahua barking incessantly at us and he ran outside with us to the patio (we were on some floor really high up) and then the chihuahua had some kind of fit and threw himself off the patio. Barking the whole time.
 
I had a dream the other night that I was living in a parallel dimension and was in a hotel room with a bunch of people from other dimensions and they were accusing each other of being from other dimensions and then I went outside to have a conversation with one of the women and for some reason I had an abnormally large baby in my arms and there was this chihuahua barking incessantly at us and he ran outside with us to the patio (we were on some floor really high up) and then the chihuahua had some kind of fit and threw himself off the patio. Barking the whole time.
This means you need to come spend a week with me, I'm from another dimension.
 
I had a dream the other night that I was living in a parallel dimension and was in a hotel room with a bunch of people from other dimensions and they were accusing each other of being from other dimensions and then I went outside to have a conversation with one of the women and for some reason I had an abnormally large baby in my arms and there was this chihuahua barking incessantly at us and he ran outside with us to the patio (we were on some floor really high up) and then the chihuahua had some kind of fit and threw himself off the patio. Barking the whole time.
 
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