Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I never learned it, I tried, but my brain was too full of dinosaur facts and useless knowledge, to retain such helpful information

Dinosaur knowledge is extremely important… don’t lose that. It’s only a matter of time before for some rando (probably white) billionaire does a Jurassic Park on us and we have to run though Paris evading velociraptors.

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMmV6ZXhkdG1pNnQxcmh2aWY3dXJicnNhYXFqZzFwODc4dTQybnE0ZSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/O4Nkxag7xqDNC/giphy.gif

Actual fucking facts.


Where’s my dude though …. Someone out there willing to throw me over their shoulder?

 

[Hyacinthus151]

I never learned it, I tried, but my brain was too full of dinosaur facts and useless knowledge, to retain such helpful information

Hey those Dinosaur facts were very helpful in paleobiology. Who am I kidding I retain useless knowledge like a sponge.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok then all… tell me your most useless fact.

What is something that is in your brain ready to dispense to unwilling strangers at a moments notice??

 

[MrMakersMark]

Dinosaur knowledge is extremely important… don’t lose that. It’s only a matter of time before for some rando (probably white) billionaire does a Jurassic Park on us and we have to run though Paris evading velociraptors.

Note to self,

Remain....faster than....chemgirl.

Got it.

 

[SWR101]

Actual fucking facts.


Where’s my dude though …. Someone out there willing to throw me over their shoulder?

Hello there …

 

[crazychemgirl]

Note to self,

Remain....faster than....chemgirl.

Got it.

It’s ok … I guarantee it’s super easy to be faster than me.

I’m a chubby girl who doesn’t exercise … I’m resigned to my fate.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hello there …

I reiterate my point above …

 

[MrMakersMark]

It’s ok … I guarantee it’s super easy to be faster than me.

I’m a chubby girl who doesn’t exercise … I’m resigned to my fate.

Upside...you probably taste great.

So..Dino Nuggiez for the win.

I will write your story after I get away.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Bahahahah I posted this to Facebook 9 years ago

 

[crazychemgirl]

Upside...you probably taste great.

So..Dino Nuggiez for the win.

I will write your story after I get away.

….. and we’re back to cannibalism


Where’s @Bry1313

 

[SWR101]

I reiterate my point above …

Thats fine, i dont look it, but I can squat just over my body weight and deadlift 1.5x my body weight, so, im willing to try

 

[crazychemgirl]

Thats fine, i dont look it, but I can squat just over my body weight and deadlift 1.5x my body weight, so, im willing to try

Can we try the Dirty Dancing move?

 

[cheekygirl75]

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Fucking legit

 

[SWR101]

Can we try the Dirty Dancing move?

I remember that not working as well for Roger and Francine…

 

[crazychemgirl]

I remember that not working as well for Roger and Francine…

But it worked great for Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone

 

[SWR101]

But it worked great for Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone

Ill allow it as this means you’re favorably comparing me to either Ryan Gosling or Emma Stone

 

[Qky75]

Actual fucking facts.


Where’s my dude though …. Someone out there willing to throw me over their shoulder?

If the other guy fails...I'll be waiting

 

[crazychemgirl]

So many victims willing participants

 

[hotoldrguy]

For a laugh ... B o o b

More of a reaction then just a laugh

 

[hotoldrguy]

I posted that last week!!

And I posted it before that. Besides, I like @MissLabelled version the best!

 

[hotoldrguy]

I had a dream the other night that I was living in a parallel dimension and was in a hotel room with a bunch of people from other dimensions and they were accusing each other of being from other dimensions and then I went outside to have a conversation with one of the women and for some reason I had an abnormally large baby in my arms and there was this chihuahua barking incessantly at us and he ran outside with us to the patio (we were on some floor really high up) and then the chihuahua had some kind of fit and threw himself off the patio. Barking the whole time.

Is this Deja vu ? I swear you posted this dream the other day

 

[hotoldrguy]

I made a sandwich today with so much stuff on it… I wonder if I went overboard.

There’s deli chicken, homemade guac, lettuce, tomato, pickle, bacon, cheese and of course mayo and mustard.

Oh, and it’s on a croissant.

https://www.thefooddictator.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/image34.jpg

 

[hotoldrguy]

Who else here still uses the knuckle method for determining which months have 31 days?

I use the Mnemonic