Sex & Shenanigans

I had a dream the other night that I was living in a parallel dimension and was in a hotel room with a bunch of people from other dimensions and they were accusing each other of being from other dimensions and then I went outside to have a conversation with one of the women and for some reason I had an abnormally large baby in my arms and there was this chihuahua barking incessantly at us and he ran outside with us to the patio (we were on some floor really high up) and then the chihuahua had some kind of fit and threw himself off the patio. Barking the whole time.
Minus inter dimensional stuff, the chihuahua part tracks pretty normal
 
I made a sandwich today with so much stuff on it… I wonder if I went overboard.

There’s deli chicken, homemade guac, lettuce, tomato, pickle, bacon, cheese and of course mayo and mustard.

Oh, and it’s on a croissant.
I would have done the guac on the side until I was ready to eat, I fear it may make the bread soggy. Otherwise, right amount of board
 
Umm..Made in Missouri right?

So...yeah.
Still a slight French connection, though.
Not to worry.

Just have to go back to the early 1800s....and stuff.
*mumbling..* Louisiana purchase...

Hey Meriwether....

Yeah Bill?

This place seems like a good place to make mustard.

Why's that Bill? You gonna name it Clark's Mustard?

Naw. I'm thinking the Germans will want to build breweries close by and what else goes with beer than a frankfurter and what goes on a frankfurter? Mustard! French mustard....
 
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