The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Missk_2022]

I googled them. They look so sweet and docile in the pictures!

Until they try to eat your face

 

[Missk_2022]

Not all Costcos have the same things. I'll read about something amazing on IG, go looking for it in my Costco, and not find it. So irritating!

It was a surprise find..... I was so excited

 

[Missk_2022]

When you say lady, do you mean deluded psychopath whose tastebuds have been removed?

She looked a little coo coo.... I would never choose it.... give me some fudge ripple or butter pecan
What people do to perfectly good ice cream...adding herbs chili peppers avocado etc..... keep that crap away.....

 

[Wat_Tyler]

That there is one mischievous, looking cat!

Problem is, she’s really really smart. It’s kinda like smart kids at school got in more trouble than the regular kids.

 

[Missk_2022]

Wait, I thought fricking and romping was discontinued? But traipsing is OK?

I’m so confused.

Is lollygagging ok?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

My ex father-in-law was of the old breed.

He nicked himself with a chainsaw once on the leg. Legend has it that he went back to the house, duct taped it and went back to work.

Now this is family lore from the exes side of the fam.

But I wouldn’t doubt it. He’s a tough son of a bitch!

That reminds me of the story I heard about a man who cut himself in the leg with a chainsaw. He threw it and cussed it for being dull. The man who told me that story allegedly was there.


The only thing I know for certain is, I was not there.

 

[dkak001]

I used to tell him, "If you're going to do that, don't come to me looking for help!"

Everyone I know who is married to a nurse says they're brutal. Zero sympathy.
"That will teach you to cut yourself!"...

 

[dkak001]

A good romp followed by a frolic is divine!

Ohhhh, I get it. No talk of it. So we do it but keep our mouths shut...

 

[dkak001]

Snow blowing is done. What a pain in the ass. Bare gravel under fresh snow is horrible. I'll be raking the yard for a month!

 

[dkak001]

I’m sorry to read your area was getting more storms. Up north, it came and was done in less than 30 minutes. Further north of me they got a horrible ice storm.

And further north yet, it was snow...

 

[Missk_2022]

Everyone I know who is married to a nurse says they're brutal. Zero sympathy.
"That will teach you to cut yourself!"...

Make your kids go to school with broken bones

 

[dkak001]

Beets are a “superfood” whatever the hell that means.

For us, I think that translates to "will grow around here". LOL
IIRC brassica family plants are cool weather tolerant.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Make your kids go to school with broken bones

Why not? They were already going to school with brain damage….

 

[Oldermom935]

@Wat_Tyler

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

@Tweedledude

 

[thør]

That reminds me of the story I heard about a man who cut himself in the leg with a chainsaw. He threw it and cussed it for being dull. The man who told me that story allegedly was there.


The only thing I know for certain is, I was not there.

My father had a Zippo lighter in his pocket that was half chewed through by a Homelite XL12 some time in the late 1960's. Mom sewed up the pants and he bought a new lighter.

 

[nipplecaresser]

You can boil them, sauté them, broil them.

Or best of all, you can eat em raw!! (Grated, sliced, cubed)

Beets are a “superfood” whatever the hell that means. They are not to everyone’s taste.

Barely food, definitely not super!

 

[Oldermom935]

You can boil them, sauté them, broil them.

Or best of all, you can eat em raw!! (Grated, sliced, cubed)

Beets are a “superfood” whatever the hell that means. They are not to everyone’s taste.

 

[likes2watchU]

I actually have some scalpels!

I'm hearing Ouiser and Clairee saying, "Of course you do!", in tandem

He is a cuddle all the time... and a big goof

The lavender would be a deal breaker for me. Allergies to it. I would probably substitute it for sandalwood or fresh cut grass with gasoline if I'm feeling cute.

Yeah, I mean it has a wax seal but what's the point?

I googled them. They look so sweet and docile in the pictures!

Like sleeping teenagers

My naps tend to be 2-4 hours. They're lovely, but totally screw up my nighttime sleeping!

Same but so far, no nighttime interruptions unless the nap goes for more than 4 hours. But that's usually a sign of something else.

Morning everyone. Week two of training begins today. I should be sleeping. First night in a hotel is always tough, at least for me. Hope you all have the best Monday possible.

Hotel sleep sucks!
I sleep better when I use my portable door lock, but that doesn't stop the hallway noise - just makes me feel more secure so the hallway noise is considered less of a threat by my limbic system??

The forecast for Wednesday is a beast for more severe weather. Watch out MissK and others in its path.

The face of a Serial Curtain Climber:
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She's gorgeous!!

I have to tell you. On vacation last week I took a number of naps. And it was great!

Last Monday, I took a 45 minute nap in the morning and then like an hour nap in the afternoon. More vacations! More naps!

Pretty sure that's called "Retirement"

They are saying this is already been a record-breaking year for severe weather.

Ugh - not amused

There were a few times I woke up and had to think about where I was.

Not a fan of this feeling - even worse, when I can't find my glasses fast enough to help figure out where I am

It’s beginning to look like we have a vole problem in the backyard too

She looked a little coo coo.... I would never choose it.... give me some fudge ripple or butter pecan
What people do to perfectly good ice cream...adding herbs chili peppers avocado etc..... keep that crap away.....

I'm more a savory person than sweet. So I'm the target audience for that "hide the veggie" type of food. But I still need to know it's in there b/c of intolerances and interactions w/ meds, etc.
Not sure I'll ever be a Beet Person, but willing to try 1 or 2 more varieties before I throw in the towel

Everyone I know who is married to a nurse says they're brutal. Zero sympathy.
"That will teach you to cut yourself!"...

Tough Love... it's called Tough Love

Ohhhh, I get it. No talk of it. So we do it but keep our mouths shut...

Spoon version of Don't Ask, Don't Tell??

 

[Oldermom935]

I actually have some scalpels!

 

[Greylag]

A good romp followed by a frolic is divine!

There will no romping or frolicking when you visit me although I might turn a blind eye to a traipse!

 

[Greylag]

It’s been that sort of day! I am happy although have a meeting to chair tonight! Might need to remember this for that meeting

 

[Qky75]

There will no romping or frolicking when you visit me although I might turn a blind eye to a traipse!

How do you feel about a good cavort?

 

[Mittering]

Mittering said:
The lavender would be a deal breaker for me. Allergies to it. I would probably substitute it for sandalwood or fresh cut grass with gasoline if I'm feeling cute.

Likes said:
Yeah, I mean it has a wax seal but what's the point?

Oh, I thought I was going to have to eat it, drink it or put it on my...you know what? Screw it! Where did that jar go ?