The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Lilianna23]

This! ^

And always assume they're loaded. Even if you "know" they are not, assume they are and handle them accordingly.

An accidental discharge while pointed away from everyone isn't an accidental shooting!

I'm very safety conscious!

 

[Lilianna23]

Well shoot didn't catch that..... dang it

We know what you meant! We know K+ speak!

 

[Mittering]

Looks to be that time, folks
Sweet Dreams to you

@Mittering I call BS on this, but if it works, it works
Feels like a waste of amethyst and a perfectly good jar
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The lavender would be a deal breaker for me. Allergies to it. I would probably substitute it for sandalwood or fresh cut grass with gasoline if I'm feeling cute.

 

[Lilianna23]

You better be careful...all they serve is beets and the strip searches are brutal

Who does the strip searches??

Asking for a friend, of course!

 

[Lilianna23]

Yep. Gotta get that bleeding under control before you start traipsing through the house looking for a band-aid.

I used to tell him, "If you're going to do that, don't come to me looking for help!"

 

[Lilianna23]

I’ve been told male wombats can be fierce, but they certainly look cute but so do manatees.

I googled them. They look so sweet and docile in the pictures!

 

[Lilianna23]

Took mom to costco.... it was a mad house...then we went to whole foods for bread and beer..... back at my parents to unload

Good daughter!

 

[Lilianna23]

I bought these sorbets at Costco that are served in fruit shells..... sooooo good ... pomegranate lemon.....yum

Not all Costcos have the same things. I'll read about something amazing on IG, go looking for it in my Costco, and not find it. So irritating!

 

[Lilianna23]

Fixin'ta hit the road here in a little while.

Drive safely!

 

[Lilianna23]

Tried to sleep Saturday afternoon but the kitty, doggy, kiddy and wifey kept traipsing thru the room asking questions. It wasn't until I didn't cook dinner that it ambled thru their minds that I needed a clomp thru dream land. I slept until 0200, got up hobbled thru a shower and went to work.

(See what I did up there ^^)

Mom is fine but we need to have a "come to Jesus" meeting about missing her doc appointments. No more!

OM, I hope you know that your proliferation of memes is filling up my meme folder. I admit it, I'm a meme-thief and yours are devine.

K, I hope you filled your fun cup at the wedding. That way you can dip into it during the week when things are unfun.

Wonder, I see you brought that horrible storm right over top of us in your return trip. Jokes on you tho, I slept thru it.

I'll join the ban list:

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For you keep a family calendar somewhere everyone can see it? This is a good visual reminder of appointments.

 

[Lilianna23]

Well home after a busy weekend. Saturday I was in Birmingham for a conference with 4.5 hours driving each way so up at 3.00 am and home @ 9.00pm. Fortunately my pal drove but the sodding clocks went forward an hour!

Today I was up at 05.30 to drive 6 honours to see my mum on Mother’s Day. Well worth it and we even walked to the local art gallery .. about a mile despite her stroke in December…. Incredible woman!

Sounds like a pretty great weekend, despite the driving, getting up early, and sodding time change. Good for your mum!

 

[Lilianna23]

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Surveying her domain!

 

[Lilianna23]

Per forum rules listed on page one: there shall be no talk of romping or frolicking

A good romp followed by a frolic is divine!

 

[Lilianna23]

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My naps tend to be 2-4 hours. They're lovely, but totally screw up my nighttime sleeping!

 

[Lilianna23]

Well I am still awake... the storms are bad here and I am a little scared....

Need me to come over and rub your back?

 

[Lilianna23]

I started and caught up early today! Lots of interesting chat today! We had a lovely day; my girl and I went for a mega-sniffy walkie. She even got to see a few friends!

It's raining now. Just rain, no t-storms for us. Maybe, just maybe, I can get to bed early! Naaaahhhh!

Get ready for Monday you frolickers!

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[nipplecaresser]

I need hot office sluts to go with it all.

Don't we all!

 

[nipplecaresser]

I saw beet ice cream on TV last night. He added some orange to it... lady said it was delicious??

When you say lady, do you mean deluded psychopath whose tastebuds have been removed?

 

[nipplecaresser]

I will only show my boobs as a last resort

Who does the strip searches??

Asking for a friend, of course!

*Snaps on latex gloves*

 

[nipplecaresser]

Good morning. It's Monday, the fun day!

 

[nipplecaresser]

I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat...

She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not

 

[Khadaji2002]

Morning everyone. Week two of training begins today. I should be sleeping. First night in a hotel is always tough, at least for me. Hope you all have the best Monday possible.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

First round of storms passed gonna try to fall asleep before round 2... xoxo

I’m sorry to read your area was getting more storms. Up north, it came and was done in less than 30 minutes. Further north of me they got a horrible ice storm.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I'm too pretty for jail! Or maybe I'm too old!

Definitely too pretty and not too old young lady.

 

[Oldermom935]

Morning everyone!