Cock Talk

[Justabaldguy70]

Not enough spit, lube, or tears involved, poor girl.

So if she sprung a leak and deflated is that manslaughter?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Idk, I think it has to be the desperation and lack of any shame that really turns it up a notch for me.

Like, ew. You’re that fucking hard and desperate for some pussy that you actively took the time to research a doll, purchase her, wait for her in the mail, pay customs maybe, unbox her, and then hold her down, routinely jizz inside of her, clean her up, and then put her away until next time???

Like, that’s all she does???

Or is good for??????

I can can’t see the appeal.

The clean up, oh God, the clean up. Can you imagine? I hear guys get a weird post-nut clarity. Can you imagine the fog of lust clearing, and then realizing that you had to hoist your sex doll over your shoulder and into the backyard, so you could hose her down...
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[MindYaBitness]

your posts make me have an incredibly difficult time deciding whether I'm turned on or very disappointed in myself. I'm trying to figure out how to bridge the gap

Have I ever told you my fetish for confused boners?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

The clean up, oh God, the clean up. Can you imagine? I hear guys get a weird post-nut clarity. Can you imagine the fog of lust clearing, and then realizing that you had to hoist your sex doll over your shoulder and into the backyard, so you could hose her down...
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Fleshlights are dishwasher safe, which is a goddamn lifesaver considering how difficult it would be otherwise

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Have I ever told you my fetish for confused boners?

No, but feel free to elaborate here as much as possible

 

[EvaLane]

The clean up, oh God, the clean up. Can you imagine? I hear guys get a weird post-nut clarity. Can you imagine the fog of lust clearing, and then realizing that you had to hoist, you're sex doll over your shoulder and into the backyard, so you could hose her down...
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I don’t have to imagine, the subreddit the content is featured heavily promotes cleanliness to an almost medical degree.

Some of the dolls cost a ton of fucking money and I think once you buy one fembotfuckbetty3000 you’re also gonna want fillmyholeshanna and ticklemyfeetfiona, you know? So they take decent care of them, buy them clothes.

I know too much

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I don’t have to imagine, the subreddit the content is featured heavily promotes cleanliness to an almost medical degree.

Some of the dolls cost a ton of fucking money and I think once you buy one fembotfuckbetty3000 you’re also gonna want fillmyholeshanna and ticklemyfeetfiona, you know? So they take decent care of them, buy them clothes.

I know too much

At least they won’t get jealous when they are all together

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I don’t have to imagine, the subreddit the content is featured heavily promotes cleanliness to an almost medical degree.

Some of the dolls cost a ton of fucking money and I think once you buy one fembotfuckbetty3000 you’re also gonna want fillmyholeshanna and ticklemyfeetfiona, you know? So they take decent care of them, buy them clothes.

I know too much

What about this shanna doll? AFAF

 

[EvaLane]

Fleshlights are dishwasher safe

This would be too easy to make a “haha one way to get men to empty the dishwasher” joke.

 

[EvaLane]

fillmyholeshanna

What about this shanna doll? AFAF

what’s the use of one hole?

Puritans.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don’t have to imagine, the subreddit the content is featured heavily promotes cleanliness to an almost medical degree.

Some of the dolls cost a ton of fucking money and I think once you buy one fembotfuckbetty3000 you’re also gonna want fillmyholeshanna and ticklemyfeetfiona, you know? So they take decent care of them, buy them clothes.

I know too much

I watched a whole documentary... I never thought I'd see a kink group get together that made furries look normal and healthy

 

[MindYaBitness]

Have I ever told you my fetish for confused boners?

Lol, not really, but I do think it's funny & slightly charming when a guy is turned on against his better judgement

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

what’s the use of one hole?

Puritans.

For real. If it's not 3 inputs, I don't want it

 

[EvaLane]

I watched a whole documentary... I never thought I'd see a kink group get together that made furries look normal and healthy

I hear someone around these parts fuck vacuums?? Now that’s something I’d like a front row seat at.

But only if an audience was present, because gosh, my drive to compete would be intense and I’m not being shown up by a vaccum.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I hear someone around these parts fuck vacuums?? Now that’s something I’d like a front row seat at.

I have it on good authority that it's several people who have tried.
We just follow the example set before us

But only if an audience was present, because gosh, my drive to compete would be intense and I’m not being shown up by a vaccum.

If your suction can compete with a vacuum then, girl, you should be having dudes line up around the block/township/county/state

 

[MindYaBitness]

I hear someone around these parts fuck vacuums?? Now that’s something I’d like a front row seat at.

But only if an audience was present, because gosh, my drive to compete would be intense and I’m not being shown up by a vaccum.

Vacuum fucking aside, there's a line at which I go, ya know what, you may be better off with the robot/vacuum/flashlight

 

[Volk359]

I alsoooooooo think fleshlights and sex dolls are gross, perverted.

The sexdoll I get, but a fleshlight feels so much better and different than your hand. Much like the real thing. Seems like it’d be easier to clean than a doll, too. (So I imagine! )

Dishwasher safe, maybe. But not sure how it’d clean the inside.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Was it on the National Geographic channel?

I don't remember, it was years ago, but it was one of those educational channels

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I don't remember, it was years ago, but it was one of those educational channels

I remember. It was pornhub

 

[EvaLane]

The sexdoll I get, but a fleshlight feels so much better and different than your hand. Much like the real thing. Seems like it’d be easier to clean than a doll, too. (So I imagine! )

Dishwasher safe, maybe. But not sure how it’d clean the inside.

Oh I encourage men to buy and use sex toys of all sorts.

gross, perverted

aren’t necessarily bad associations for me.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I remember. It was pornhub

The last I checked, porn hub didnt go in depth on the personality type and likelihood of autism, being a factor in doll fucking...don't google that, I don't want to know if there's a psychology category on pornhub.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I can totally see you trash talking....

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Sugar, I will shamelessly admit that I love BJ's, but I could suck the chrome off a tail pipe, and it couldn't meet the expectation of a guy who's been banging a machine of some kind. Why do you think there are so many guys our there who can't get it up without a toy????

 

[MindYaBitness]

I was clearly watching the wrong channels and getting the wrong education!

I get all of sex ed from National Geographic, and Letters to Penthouse

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I could suck the chrome off a tail pipe

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[MindYaBitness]

My brain short circuited after you put BJs and tailpipes in the same sentence

Oh, yeah, on account of your mechanophilia. I'm sorry you have to struggle with that. Is there a cure? Conversion therapy? Hypnosis, perhaps? Or, are you doomed to prowel streets for unlocked gas flaps, and sexy exhaust pipes?