Cock Talk

[MindYaBitness]

I don’t understand the sex doll thing

You just won points

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

So...you have a mechanophilia group?

ever seen r/dragonsfuckingcars?

 

[Justabaldguy70]

it was one of those times that it would have been hilarious if we were on a skype call, instead we were sending voice messages back and forth with someone. As she's driving, we're demonstrating in each other's hair how we like it pulled. These are only things you can do with your absolute best friend

Come Pull my hair! lol it is funny cause I am bald

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I get flashlights, it's the sex dolls that weird me out

PLEASE DON'T CHANGE THIS TYPO

 

[MindYaBitness]

PLEASE DON'T CHANGE THIS TYPO

Too late

 

[EvaLane]

I get fleshlights, it's the sex dolls that weird me out

Idk, I think it has to be the desperation and lack of any shame that really turns it up a notch for me.

Like, ew. You’re that fucking hard and desperate for some pussy that you actively took the time to research a doll, purchase her, wait for her in the mail, pay customs maybe, unbox her, and then hold her down, routinely jizz inside of her, clean her up, and then put her away until next time???

Like, that’s all she does???

Or is good for??????

I can can’t see the appeal.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

You just won points

How many point am I up to? 1 or 2?

 

[MindYaBitness]

And purrs or gets loud when you know just the right way to handle it

I can't decide if I'm feeling judged or called out by this statement

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Idk, I think it has to be the desperation and lack of any shame that really turns it up a notch for me.

Like, ew. You’re that fucking hard and desperate for some pussy that you actively took the time to research a doll, purchase her, wait for her in the mail, pay customs maybe, unbox her, and then hold her down, routinely jizz inside of her, clean her up, and then put her away until next time???

Like, that’s all she does???

Or is good for??????

I can can’t see the appeal.

I suppose a blow up doll smoking after sex isn’t good….too much friction?

 

[MindYaBitness]

How many point am I up to? 1 or 2?

You've earned 3 troll dolls and 4 Prussian francs.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Idk, I think it has to be the desperation and lack of any shame that really turns it up a notch for me.

Like, ew. You’re that fucking hard and desperate for some pussy that you actively took the time to research a doll, purchase her, wait for her in the mail, pay customs maybe, unbox her, and then hold her down, routinely jizz inside of her, clean her up, and then put her away until next time???

Like, that’s all she does???

Or is good for??????

I can can’t see the appeal.

your posts make me have an incredibly difficult time deciding whether I'm turned on or very disappointed in myself. I'm trying to figure out how to bridge the gap

 

[EvaLane]

I suppose a blow up doll smoking after sex isn’t good….too much friction?

Not enough spit, lube, or tears involved, poor girl.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Not enough spit, lube, or tears involved, poor girl.

So if she sprung a leak and deflated is that manslaughter?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Idk, I think it has to be the desperation and lack of any shame that really turns it up a notch for me.

Like, ew. You’re that fucking hard and desperate for some pussy that you actively took the time to research a doll, purchase her, wait for her in the mail, pay customs maybe, unbox her, and then hold her down, routinely jizz inside of her, clean her up, and then put her away until next time???

Like, that’s all she does???

Or is good for??????

I can can’t see the appeal.

The clean up, oh God, the clean up. Can you imagine? I hear guys get a weird post-nut clarity. Can you imagine the fog of lust clearing, and then realizing that you had to hoist your sex doll over your shoulder and into the backyard, so you could hose her down...
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOTJzbzkxMnowNnBkcmQ0b3IxdmU5dGM1cTdrOXN6NnNyMXZ2cHUzNyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tjwzClJM6fyEw/giphy.gif

 

[MindYaBitness]

your posts make me have an incredibly difficult time deciding whether I'm turned on or very disappointed in myself. I'm trying to figure out how to bridge the gap

Have I ever told you my fetish for confused boners?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

The clean up, oh God, the clean up. Can you imagine? I hear guys get a weird post-nut clarity. Can you imagine the fog of lust clearing, and then realizing that you had to hoist your sex doll over your shoulder and into the backyard, so you could hose her down...
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOTJzbzkxMnowNnBkcmQ0b3IxdmU5dGM1cTdrOXN6NnNyMXZ2cHUzNyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tjwzClJM6fyEw/giphy.gif

Fleshlights are dishwasher safe, which is a goddamn lifesaver considering how difficult it would be otherwise

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Have I ever told you my fetish for confused boners?

No, but feel free to elaborate here as much as possible

 

[EvaLane]

The clean up, oh God, the clean up. Can you imagine? I hear guys get a weird post-nut clarity. Can you imagine the fog of lust clearing, and then realizing that you had to hoist, you're sex doll over your shoulder and into the backyard, so you could hose her down...
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOTJzbzkxMnowNnBkcmQ0b3IxdmU5dGM1cTdrOXN6NnNyMXZ2cHUzNyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tjwzClJM6fyEw/giphy.gif

I don’t have to imagine, the subreddit the content is featured heavily promotes cleanliness to an almost medical degree.

Some of the dolls cost a ton of fucking money and I think once you buy one fembotfuckbetty3000 you’re also gonna want fillmyholeshanna and ticklemyfeetfiona, you know? So they take decent care of them, buy them clothes.

I know too much

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I don’t have to imagine, the subreddit the content is featured heavily promotes cleanliness to an almost medical degree.

Some of the dolls cost a ton of fucking money and I think once you buy one fembotfuckbetty3000 you’re also gonna want fillmyholeshanna and ticklemyfeetfiona, you know? So they take decent care of them, buy them clothes.

I know too much

At least they won’t get jealous when they are all together

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I don’t have to imagine, the subreddit the content is featured heavily promotes cleanliness to an almost medical degree.

Some of the dolls cost a ton of fucking money and I think once you buy one fembotfuckbetty3000 you’re also gonna want fillmyholeshanna and ticklemyfeetfiona, you know? So they take decent care of them, buy them clothes.

I know too much

What about this shanna doll? AFAF

 

[EvaLane]

Fleshlights are dishwasher safe

This would be too easy to make a “haha one way to get men to empty the dishwasher” joke.

 

[EvaLane]

fillmyholeshanna

What about this shanna doll? AFAF

what’s the use of one hole?

Puritans.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don’t have to imagine, the subreddit the content is featured heavily promotes cleanliness to an almost medical degree.

Some of the dolls cost a ton of fucking money and I think once you buy one fembotfuckbetty3000 you’re also gonna want fillmyholeshanna and ticklemyfeetfiona, you know? So they take decent care of them, buy them clothes.

I know too much

I watched a whole documentary... I never thought I'd see a kink group get together that made furries look normal and healthy

 

[MindYaBitness]

Have I ever told you my fetish for confused boners?

Lol, not really, but I do think it's funny & slightly charming when a guy is turned on against his better judgement

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

what’s the use of one hole?

Puritans.

For real. If it's not 3 inputs, I don't want it