I'd initially be intirgued, did he finally come around to my exhibition/public-ish proclivities? Probay not, so then I'd start giggling like an idiot, because it's one thing to go commando in a skirt or dress, but guys free balling in jeans or slacks has got to chafe!
You get points for trying!Been there, done that and got that precise look
I'm not sure how to take this. If you're surprised I know the word ungulate I may be insulted.
No.
What I can see says Why Camels Spit Out Their Organ.
Llamas, and their mini bemulletted Alpaca cousins, spit as well. It's actually their stomach contents, not saliva...
No!!! No it is not!Really?
A ballsack hanging under our cocks isn’t close enough to that?
Gross.Llamas, and tgeir mini bemulletted Alpaca cousins, spit as well. It's actually their stomach contents, not saliva...
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Yep, now imagine a countryside full of them, and you the uninformed American girl going to pet the adorable fluffy mini-camels. It did not end well.Gross.
Ugh. I'm upgrading to
The locals laughed their ass off. They didn't warn me at all, even told me which was the most docile to pet. Though, I can't be mad that they had a little fun at my expense.Ugh. I'm upgrading to
I could. I could be mad. I could have no trouble being mad at all.
Aaaaaaaand, back to
It's a cultural thing, allowing that, and taking it like a good sport got me in the good graces of our guides & the locals. I married into a South American Family, I've done my best to navigate it all. Imagine Big Fat Greek Wedding, but in Spanish.I could. I could be mad. I could have no trouble being mad at all.
Aaaaaaaand, back to
*puts away seersucker bikini and sundress*This caught my attention. Do people wear seersucker anymore? I don't think I've worn any since I was about six!
Edit: I stand corrected! Seems seersucker is still in style, particular for the warmer climes. Deservedly so, breathable and lightweight.
I even found some women's shorts with embroidered crustaceans to match Pmann's pants!
(Oops. Won't let me post the pic. Link.)
I hate to admit it but these are kind of cute.
The guy would be going from “score!” to “burn!” I would not be amused. Commando or not, there is no try
I'm sure he'll recover when he sees I'm wearing the custom thong with his name on it. Loosen up, it's all in good fun!
This is why I always carry a lot of panties in my pocket, so when a woman puts hers in my pocket I can pull a whole bunch out and say, “Wait, which ones are yours?”
Are you trying to not get laid, or is this a test to see if she's cool with your proclivity for wearing ladies undies?This is why I always carry a lot of panties in my pocket, so when a woman puts hers in my pocket I can pull a whole bunch out and say, “Wait, which ones are yours?”
I don’t have to try not to get laid!
I think men not having to try to not get laid is similar to the first law of thermodynamics- an object at rest remains at rest.I don’t have to try not to get laid!
I feel like we need to talk about your approach.This is why I always carry a lot of panties in my pocket, so when a woman puts hers in my pocket I can pull a whole bunch out and say, “Wait, which ones are yours?”
Would it be better if I pulled out a bunch of boxers and asked?I feel like we need to talk about your approach.
For the benefit of womankind.
This made me wonder if the other two laws could be adapted. So I googled, to refresh my memory. And found a whole new law!
Maybe a couple of talks.Would it be better if I pulled out a bunch of boxers and asked?
You should share your research and thoughts on threesomes with the group lass.This made me wonder if the other two laws could be adapted. So I googled, to refresh my memory. And found a whole new law!
The zeroth law. Years of schooling and I've never heard of this.
It also kind seems like it would work for threesomes.
