Cock Talk

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That's what she said

“She”

 

[SassySheDevil]

Speaking of links. What web site do you guys use now? Drop box doesn't seem to work anymore.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Speaking of links. What web site do you guys use now? Drop box doesn't seem to work anymore.

I think people use Imgur, or Imgbb?
I just use links (on those rare occasions).
Dropbox was good because when you removed the pic it was removed from all the reposts too, right?

 

[SassySheDevil]

I think people use Imgur, or Imgbb?
I just use links (on those rare occasions).
Dropbox was good because when you removed the pic it was removed from all the reposts too, right?

I honestly can't even remember now. I just shrink them and post them to the site. But this is video. So I'd need to be able to link it. But yes. I loved Dropbox. I thought imgur went away too. Maybe it's just naughty ones.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I honestly can't even remember now. I just shrink them and post them to the site. But this is video. So I'd need to be able to link it. But yes. I loved Dropbox. I thought imgur went away too. Maybe it's just naughty ones.

Tumblr is my go-to porn stuff place. Even though they’ve deleted me a few times. I keep cumming back again and again.

 

[hotwords229_A]

You're drinking again, aren't you?

Completely sober. I think I was having a stroke

Well, at least you didn’t post an eggplant or we’d have to ask you to link it.

 

[Apisto42]

Damn, I missed it too. I remember a time when a guy could just jump into a thread and post his D and Bs and then watch the ensuing mayhem. Oh well‍‍

I thought for sure the two hump camel would be a link to your cock.

Or the hippo.

 

[Endless_Night]

I thought for sure the two hump camel would be a link to your cock.

Or the hippo.

Because even-toed ungulates scream cock shot?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Because even-toed ungulates scream cock shot?

Lit never ceases to amaze me, with 'sentences I never thought I'd read'.

And sometimes from the most surprising source

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Damn, I missed it too. I remember a time when a guy could just jump into a thread and post his D and Bs and then watch the ensuing mayhem. Oh well‍‍

The row of shrug emojis looks like the world's least enthusiast attempt at the hokey cokey

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Because even-toed ungulates scream cock shot?

And the odd-toed ungulates are clearly boob pics

 

[Apisto42]

Because even-toed ungulates scream cock shot?

Have you ever seen a camel spit on someone?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Have you ever seen a camel spit on someone?

Answers to 'and what did YOU get up to last night?' Number 1.....

 

[Apisto42]

And also, just for educational purposes (since this thread is all about learnin’), I present to you a BBC snippet about camels:

 

[Wand3rlust]

I can't see that whole title. I can only assume it says 'Why camels spit out their orgasms'.

Which makes me wonder if they are particularly venomous. Imagine having a venomous orgasm. *muses*

 

[ydahecnot]

Because even-toed ungulates scream cock shot?

Even-Toed Ungulates was my band name in high school

 

[Apisto42]

I can't see that whole title. I can only assume it says 'Why camels spit out their orgasms'.

Which makes me wonder if they are particularly venomous. Imagine having a venomous orgasm. *muses*

You should watch the video. Then you’ll understand why when guys are hanging around you, their tongue is hanging out.

 

[Wand3rlust]

*tries to imagine men having a 'love sac' that hangs out of their mouths - fails*

 

[BongoGal]

If I'm trying to get some, though, I'll excuse myself, and come back & tuck my chonies in his pocket.

One time I did the panties into a date's pocket thing but actually faked it. I had a spare pair in my bag and gave him those. I kept on the panties I had on. It was sort of silly, but it was a harmless fun trick that made my date think I was going commando under my skirt.

 

[hotwords229_A]

*tries to imagine men having a 'love sac' that hangs out of their mouths - fails*

Really?
A ballsack hanging under our cocks isn’t close enough to that?

 

[MindYaBitness]

One time I did the panties into a date's pocket thing but actually faked it. I had a spare pair in my bag and gave him those. I kept on the panties I had on. It was sort of silly, but it was a harmless fun trick that made my date think I was going commando under my skirt.

I'm ashamed to say that I've never thought of that. Heretofore I shall pack a teeny-tiny decoy thong in my purse!

 

[Apisto42]

I'm ashamed to say that I've never thought of that. Heretofore I shall pack a teeny-tiny decoy thong in my purse!

So what kind of reaction should I expect if I come back to the table and hand her a crumpled pair of boxer briefs? Should I bring a decoy banana hammock instead?

 

[MindYaBitness]

So what kind of reaction should I expect if I come back to the table and hand her a crumpled pair of boxer briefs? Should I bring a decoy banana hammock instead?

Yes, please, please, please, do this! And, return with a full report of your findings...for science

 

[hotoldrguy]

One time I did the panties into a date's pocket thing but actually faked it. I had a spare pair in my bag and gave him those. I kept on the panties I had on. It was sort of silly, but it was a harmless fun trick that made my date think I was going commando under my skirt.

So if a woman does this to us should we take a sniff test to verify?

 

[Apisto42]

I’m pretty sure I’d get the “look”.

You know the one. The “I love this guy, but why is he such an idiot?” look.