Khadaji2002
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I forget the average age in here. I'm a youngster again!Oh wow a chart of youngsters....

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I forget the average age in here. I'm a youngster again!Oh wow a chart of youngsters....

That's a crazy-looking concept car!
I like your twistMy parents used the motto of you must try it before saying you don’t like it. I applied the same with my children with a twist, “ there is always peanut butter and jelly”.
^^This... so much, this. My first knee doctor was fixated on my weight. Ignored everything else - all my activity, previous dislocations... to him, weight loss was the only solution.I'm glad that I avoided the first hip guy I went to see. I liked the second one.
Ask people _ I did.
Sounds like quite the characterTelly is prone to get Foot Stuff. He likes the attention and will willingly hold up his feet to have them worked on.
Silly old poodle.
Strong Brother Energy hereRemind me to bump you into the wall next time we walk down a hall.
Always!!My gripe or rant is about aging and its effects on the body.
I felt I could vent here.
Optional? Hmm... I'm familiar with Silent but Optional??"Motherfucker" is optional . . . .
ProTip: These are not yoga pants. These are a Fashion Crime. Not sure who came up w/ them but they should be forced to wear them, in public, every day for the rest of their lives. Just... noArr there men’s yoga pants??
They’re probably a bit baggy in the crotchal area if they do!![]()

I'm so sorry your sleep is messed up from your med schedule.I am on antibiotics. Have to take them every 6 hours. I cannot get back to sleep after taking a dose
Happy belated, RJ. Did Mother Nature cooperate with the mass schedule? Is there a televised or online service for bad weather days??I just turned 71 in February. Lady K and I going to church this morning if it stops raining long enough to get in the car without getting soaked .![]()
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He has personality...
The horse i used to ride loved jelly sandwiches and loved to mess us my hair qnd pull out the braids/ ponytails out of my hair im a sneak attack.... well as sneaky as a draft cross could be.....

Good to see you, RJ!! Thanks for stopping in once in a while.I'm ok, I spend a lot of time on the Brat House thread, but it's fast and my fingers ain't so nimble anymore...
Family can be challenging.I have to admire you and those that deal with family dynamics like this. Good bless you all
So much truth here!!you can't want to cook if you don't like food
I can relate... have some siblings like this, toosays she will help but when I rope her in I can't trust that she will..
I admit - it took a few tries for me to come up with baking homemade potato chips/crispsYeah, check it again. I am just hungry and its potato. Dont know what you are hungry of![]()
I'm one of those people where diet and exercise simply isn't enough. But with the statin, my numbers are controlled.I think I’m just going to have to have a come-to-Jesus moment and accept that I need to get on these things![]()
I love learning new things... and sharing knowledge with others. Watching their face as they learn something new, too.Still so much new to learn in this small world![]()
Geezer died 4/17/2023
Wonderful video, Grey!! Love how they just chill out until their name is called. Such good boys!!So I was concentrating on good manners today with the boys..
New alliances and partnerships... wonderful!If I ever plan to start a french fry business, be my brand ambassador, please. the potato expert![]()
Pretty sure I have a couple other siblings who have their smokers going today, too... and maybe a cousin.The corned beef for dinner this evening is in the smoke
Something tells me not the first time, nor the lastI just showed this Mrs wonderer. She threw her head back and laughed.
We JUST had this argument.
They pop up fairly frequently in the fiction I read, so gather they must have a following.A friend advocates for a good 1911 in 9mm.
1:12-1:40Did you ask her how.many gardening tools she had
Now that I say that...dont ever do that
Gardening tools can do more than plant flowers
Friend of a friend had a bad breakup. They were going to throw away several bottles of "cheap Jamaican rum". I offered to take them, made them into rum balls.... very tasty, very potent rum balls.I dont drink liquor too much, but i like a good drink now and again. I do like various whiskeys, but when I bought our farm, we bought it from this Spanish guy. He went to Cuba and somehow got some really good Cuban rum. It is FANTASTIC! I think he brought it here thru Spain.
Classmate's father painted their house this color (not the cream color). Everyone in town knew who's house just by mentioning the color... it's still talked about in certain circles... decades later.That color. Wow.
I don know if i am attracted to that color or repulsed by it!![]()
I hate when it gets all bouncy-bouncy. Makes my head hurt.30 degrees tonight..40s tomorrow....70s on Tuesday
Crazy weather
I can hear the gears being stripped!!Well, then there’s the deuce and a half (2 1/2 ton truck). They don’t use them in the army anymore, but they were still in use when I was in the first time.
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We are getting the same crazy weather. It’s no wonder my sinuses are a pain
Understatement!!Nursing is hard. Have I told you that? She’s making progress though and last night I was able to sleep upstairs. She doing a little better everyday. New appreciation for all the work she does (all stay at home moms do) day in and day out. Good on all caretakers!
Can you imagine a front end collision in that? Better phrasing - can you imagine anyone walking away from a front end collision in one of those? Even at low speeds??

Not a bad thing.surrounded by carnivores
Merely an observation.Not a bad thing.
Eeekkkkk. Let's not go there whenever there is.... Texas BBQ sounds so much betterMerely an observation.
Only a potential "bad thing" if I'm on the menu... not the fun, adult type of menu - the other one.![]()
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Bouncy bouncy is gonna be my new term for something...I love it.."Quick" catch up while I decide today's next steps...
I like your twist![]()
^^This... so much, this. My first knee doctor was fixated on my weight. Ignored everything else - all my activity, previous dislocations... to him, weight loss was the only solution.
I fired him, researched knee docs, and saw someone else. That doctor did my first knee replacement when I was 40. Young for a replacement. But he told my mom, "There was more damage than the MRI showed. That knee was shot. The only option was a replacement."
Sounds like quite the character
Strong Brother Energy here![]()
Always!!![]()
Optional? Hmm... I'm familiar with Silent but Optional??![]()
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ProTip: These are not yoga pants. These are a Fashion Crime. Not sure who came up w/ them but they should be forced to wear them, in public, every day for the rest of their lives. Just... no
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I'm so sorry your sleep is messed up from your med schedule.they knock out whatever ails you!!
Happy belated, RJ. Did Mother Nature cooperate with the mass schedule? Is there a televised or online service for bad weather days??
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Good to see you, RJ!! Thanks for stopping in once in a while.
Family can be challenging.![]()
So much truth here!!
I can relate... have some siblings like this, too![]()
I admit - it took a few tries for me to come up with baking homemade potato chips/crispsI got there, but the first 2 or 3 guesses weren't appetizing. LOL
I'm one of those people where diet and exercise simply isn't enough. But with the statin, my numbers are controlled.
I love learning new things... and sharing knowledge with others. Watching their face as they learn something new, too.
Condolences, Wat. While he was a remarkably old age for a horse, it's never easy to lose those we love.
Wonderful video, Grey!! Love how they just chill out until their name is called. Such good boys!!
New alliances and partnerships... wonderful!
Let me know when you open... I like a good french fry!
Pretty sure I have a couple other siblings who have their smokers going today, too... and maybe a cousin.I'm surrounded by carnivores
Something tells me not the first time, nor the last
You two are so well matched.![]()
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They pop up fairly frequently in the fiction I read, so gather they must have a following.
1:12-1:40
Friend of a friend had a bad breakup. They were going to throw away several bottles of "cheap Jamaican rum". I offered to take them, made them into rum balls.... very tasty, very potent rum balls.![]()
Classmate's father painted their house this color (not the cream color). Everyone in town knew who's house just by mentioning the color... it's still talked about in certain circles... decades later.![]()
I hate when it gets all bouncy-bouncy. Makes my head hurt.
I can hear the gears being stripped!!![]()
agreed - hope yours settle down soon... weather and sinuses!!
Understatement!!
Nurses, caregivers, stay at home folks - all very hard work and very needed work. Mad props to all our Spoonies that help in these capacities!
Can you imagine a front end collision in that? Better phrasing - can you imagine anyone walking away from a front end collision in one of those? Even at low speeds??![]()
Looks cool but...
With that, I'm off to lunch. Hoping a nap will help with the head. Now if the temps would stop swinging like drunks on chandeliers![]()
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I do that!There was a Britt I worked with. He would leave the tea bag in the cup as he was drinking it.
Our own K is an amazing lady!Potassium does more for many than most do for fewer and then squawk to take credit, where she is humble.
One day before long, we shall groom large poodles, grow food, and create recipes and work on old cars and whatever the hell else needs doin'.
When you want to reply something so much you can't sit still but....it's the wrong thread.There was a Britt I worked with. He would leave the tea bag in the cup as he was drinking it.
I TOTALLY forgot about Pi day! I always make something pie-ish on that day. Guess I was just thinking of getting out on my travels. I'll just have to have a do-over when I get home. Maybe. Probably not, tho.It's March 14th, also called PI Day.
I don't make the rules.
I sure AF don't follow them.
I hid on pi day..... i was afraid of the attack carbsI TOTALLY forgot about Pi day! I always make something pie-ish on that day. Guess I was just thinking of getting out on my travels. I'll just have to have a do-over when I get home. Maybe. Probably not, tho.![]()
I'm glad the surgery went well for her. Now comes the hard part. Rehab. She will need you now more than ever.Thanks for all the well wishes! Quick update. She made it through with flying colors! The Bionic Girl rises! Her hubs on the other hand was pulling his hair out! I’ve gained more respect for our medical field over these last three months…I already had but more so now. The good news is I was up all night helping her out and we got to see the lunar eclipse!
Off to iron a shirt for my youngest’s band recital today. Thanks again for prayers and thoughts!
Another Jemez Hot spring.
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absolutely gorgeous placeThanks for all the well wishes! Quick update. She made it through with flying colors! The Bionic Girl rises! Her hubs on the other hand was pulling his hair out! I’ve gained more respect for our medical field over these last three months…I already had but more so now. The good news is I was up all night helping her out and we got to see the lunar eclipse!
Off to iron a shirt for my youngest’s band recital today. Thanks again for prayers and thoughts!
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We used to run around Santa Fe when I lived out in west Texas….wife and I sort of joke it’s where we fell in love. Love it out there, just amazing landscapes. The plan was to retire back out that way…life though…got in the way!absolutely gorgeous place
I believe a wise woman here said one does not need to empty one's bucket in order to fill up the empty buckets of ungrateful, inconsiderate, bitching takers! (Paraphrasing here!)Love you all.
Today will be better.
There is a woman on council that laughs at me and poo poor my responses reactions or when I make a statement tries to explain "what i really mean" like she has to temper what I say....or my feelings and she laughs at me in a public setting....
Miss potassium is done with her.... so there won't be a next time.....
I am tired of busting my ass and emptying my pocketbook both financially emotionally and physically for things that help this poor ass community...and all people do is sit back and take and then fucking bitch about it..like a bunch of entitled white trash scum bags... so the pocketbook is now a coin purse...a small one.
You don't give with the intention of receiving anything including a thank you... but I am going bankrupt so the coin purse it is.
I am ready to groom pasture poodles..grow food...travel to visit friends... play/pet/brush any cat who wants to be my friend... bake cookies....watch the stars with a bonfire...plant flowers....etc.....
Lilianna hasn't stayed up late enough to get a feather massage in a while now! Don't lose those feathers, B2!Fudge...peanut butter is my fave
Fart.... pressure reliever
Friend...need I say more
Feather..right lilianna and B2