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[Wat_Tyler]

I just showed this Mrs wonderer. She threw her head back and laughed.

We JUST had this argument. For VD (aka Valentine’s Day) I bought her a new gardening tool she was eyeing up. Then I bought a Colt Python for myself.

She was pretty upset.

Her: how many guns do you need?
Me: how many are there?

But she’s over it now. And obviously we can laugh about it now.

And luckily I also like porn!

I wanna Python!!!


I wanna model 27, too.


And a M16A1.


And a . . . and a . . . .

 

[Wonderer67]

I wanna Python!!!


I wanna model 27, too.


And a M16A1.


And a . . . and a . . . .

It’s a badass handgun. A total bucket list buy for me.

 

[nipplecaresser]

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I didn't expect to see teabagging memes from you!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It’s a badass handgun. A total bucket list buy for me.

A friend advocates for a good 1911 in 9mm. The more I think about it, the more I think that it's a concept I could wrap some fingers around.

 

[Missk_2022]

I just showed this Mrs wonderer. She threw her head back and laughed.

We JUST had this argument. For VD (aka Valentine’s Day) I bought her a new gardening tool she was eyeing up. Then I bought a Colt Python for myself.

She was pretty upset.

Her: how many guns do you need?
Me: how many are there?

But she’s over it now. And obviously we can laugh about it now.

And luckily I also like porn!

Did you ask her how.many gardening tools she had

Now that I say that...dont ever do that

Gardening tools can do more than plant flowers

 

[Missk_2022]

I wanna Python!!!


I wanna model 27, too.


And a M16A1.


And a . . . and a . . . .

If I win the lottery we will all go shopping

 

[Wat_Tyler]

If I win the lottery we will all go shopping

We will single-handedly stimulate the economy.

 

[Wonderer67]

Well, we found out the home care person had COVID. We asked them to stay out till we take Mom to the doctor and get her checked out. She was doing better but those last two days she spent in bed and not eating enough. Today will be better.

Yesterday I walked into her room and she asked me if I had seen those women that were just leaving. I asked her who they were and she pointed at the tv. QVC was on. I asked her if those were the women and she said yes, they just walked out. That's when I light bulb went off in her head and she shut down for a few minutes. She is putting off a doctor's visit. I think she suspects that I'm going to get her tested.

It's interesting around here for sure and I can't help but think the universe is keeping me here and unemployed. It shouldnt have taken this long to give me a start date. A week is just too long. I could have moved on to another company and been at orientation already. But then what would happen with Mom if I were already gone.

*Sigh

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Man. Thats a tough one. But family is everything. But to the detriment of your own job?? Ooof. That’s a tough one.

 

[Wonderer67]

Just a photo of my collection in this sunday night..

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Yeah, check it again. I am just hungry and its potato. Dont know what you are hungry of

Damn, how do you get them so super thin?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://image.hmn.com/WuuAMBWRjdLdKILAk314VoS_w8o=/1200x0/uimage/149968840.jpg

 

[Wonderer67]

So I was concentrating on good manners today with the boys..

There are two things I insist on. Firstly nobody goes over an obstacle before me unless I give permission it’s an accident waiting to happen and believe me I have had my share.

Secondly you wait your turn unless I say otherwise. Even Jack is getting the message.

Good boys! Wow!

 

[Missk_2022]

We will single-handedly stimulate the economy.

Yep.....

 

[Wonderer67]

The best rum I ever had was Caribbean. First wife and I went to Cozumel and Belize 5 or 6 times a year. One year I went I found it and was hooked. I convinced everyone I could to pack some for he return trip. So smooth and sweet you could drink it straight no problem. Never saw it again after that one trip. Wish I would have saved those bottles instead of enjoying them.

I dont drink liquor too much, but i like a good drink now and again. I do like various whiskeys, but when I bought our farm, we bought it from this Spanish guy. He went to Cuba and somehow got some really good Cuban rum. It is FANTASTIC! I think he brought it here thru Spain.

https://imgur.com/a/7hnSFHS

 

[Wonderer67]

wondering if a potato can ever be JUST.

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Didn’t Freud say that? “Sometimes a potato is just a potato.”

 

[Wonderer67]

A friend advocates for a good 1911 in 9mm. The more I think about it, the more I think that it's a concept I could wrap some fingers around.

I would like some sort of 1911. It’d have to be a repro I think tho.

browning Hi power - same maybe a repro. Springfield makes a good one.

And an old wheel gun. I’d like a webley revolver or an old Colt single action.

Bucket list stuff.

Prolly more pragmatic to get my Torino running and begin the body work. Decisions, decisions.

 

[Wonderer67]

Did you ask her how.many gardening tools she had

Now that I say that...dont ever do that

Gardening tools can do more than plant flowers

I meekly said “some people collect stamps…”

Yes, the tool I got her was the root slayer. It’s a transplanting shovel with a sweater edge to go thru tough earth and god know what else!

Pick and choose your battles and words!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I would like some sort of 1911. It’d have to be a repro I think tho.

browning Hi power - same maybe a repro. Springfield makes a good one.

And an old wheel gun. I’d like a webley revolver or an old Colt single action.

Bucket list stuff.

Prolly more pragmatic to get my Torino running and begin the body work. Decisions, decisions.

White Girl Problems . . . .

 

[Wonderer67]

https://image.hmn.com/WuuAMBWRjdLdKILAk314VoS_w8o=/1200x0/uimage/149968840.jpg

That color. Wow.

I don know if i am attracted to that color or repulsed by it!

 

[Wonderer67]

So we split all of the oak today. I am separating it cuz it takes 18 mos to cure. It will be ready in the fall of 2026!

Ash is already dead so pretty much split and burn. I have some maple to split too.

Mrs wonderer and I made pretty good progress today - split and sacked a cord of oak.

Before

https://imgur.com/a/5DZJhZz

And after

https://imgur.com/a/O02rhBn

 

[Missk_2022]

That color. Wow.

I don know if i am attracted to that color or repulsed by it!

It is the girl gang car

 

[nipplecaresser]

Didn’t Freud say that? “Sometimes a potato is just a potato.”

Wasn't it Dan Quayle?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED551/67cf74a9afc1a.webp

 

[Khadaji2002]

A friend advocates for a good 1911 in 9mm. The more I think about it, the more I think that it's a concept I could wrap some fingers around.

I had no idea such a thing existed. I will look into this!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I had no idea such a thing existed. I will look into this!

Not sure how many manufacturers make them, but likely there are a few.


e/t/a: there are a bunch.

 

[JessiQueVix]

OMG, I thought they were tiny condoms!

But they are actually potatoes