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[BadDad1953]

Great show! Cheers

Those were some nice looking dicks!

 

[Gator66]

So, I'm a huge fan of vintage porn. And this is one of my favorite scenes from any movie. Annette Haven was an absolute goddess. And oh, to live in a world like this. Oral sex in the middle of busy restaurants...

https://xhamster.com/videos/barbara-broadcast-01theclassicporn-com-2299887

As it happens, the last scene was hugely impactful on my life. I didn't know what masturbation was until I saw this scene and then gave it a try a few days later.

 

[Leffe6]

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Awe my school days. Sister Nancy, in the middle, made me stay after for horny work. Boy could she bend a yard stick across my ass.

 

[SmokingFap]

I've neglected this thread and I don't think I've made it nearly as perverted as I wanted to. So here's a video to jump start this again.

https://xhamster.com/videos/ill-ope...=shared&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=link

 

[SmokingFap]

Another one I find very hot.


https://www.xvideos.com/video.ktkck...mika_gets_her_asshole_fucked_by_fetish_doctor

 

[Oralexplorer]

I'm not exactly sure what @Tessinwales looks like, but I have run across her and had many friendly interactions with her on the various threads, so I know that she is a very funny and sexy woman, no matter what she actually looks like. Although I suspect that she's one of those women who's actually really hot.

I am with you this, funny, friendly makes for a very sexy woman.

 

[lily_wall_]

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[OralDave]

Those were some nice looking dicks!

You have a nice looking one yourself!

 

[ZfrkS62]

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I need her, or someone like her, to do this on my face, yesterday!

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This makes me want to put on a CoF album and play the Fire Temple in Ocarina of Time

 

[Bookiegirl]

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As a science fiction fan our possiblys are endless and exciting

 

[SmokingFap]

As a science fiction fan our possiblys are endless and exciting

I'm happy to direct you to my favorite author on here, @PennyThompson, who has started a funny and sexy sci-fi adventure based on a crazy idea from some of the "Pretty Womans in Your Town for Night" ads we get on here.

https://www.literotica.com/s/sexy-women-in-your-galaxy

 

[PennyThompson]

I'm happy to direct you to my favorite author on here, @PennyThompson, who has started a funny and sexy sci-fi adventure based on a crazy idea from some of the "Pretty Womans in Your Town for Night" ads we get on here.

https://www.literotica.com/s/sexy-women-in-your-galaxy

*slips Smoking a fiver*

 

[Bookiegirl]

I'm happy to direct you to my favorite author on here, @PennyThompson, who has started a funny and sexy sci-fi adventure based on a crazy idea from some of the "Pretty Womans in Your Town for Night" ads we get on here.

https://www.literotica.com/s/sexy-women-in-your-galaxy

Thank you very much

 

[Justapet50]

Sure! But I'm not as big a fan of Smells like Teen Spirit as most people. I prefer In Bloom. Would definitely go to town to Soundgarden or Pearl Jam, though.

I saw Nirvana in 1991 when Nevermind came out, really great show. Maybe I should go to see Pearl Jam live, I heard that they still rock hard.

 

[pntyhseluvr]

I think this is right up your alley.

Both love the song and Lzzy Hale

 

[pntyhseluvr]

I've neglected this thread and I don't think I've made it nearly as perverted as I wanted to. So here's a video to jump start this again.

https://xhamster.com/videos/ill-ope...=shared&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=link

Having just had a procedure where they shoved a camera up my cock, that one is a hard no from me!!

 

[SmokingFap]

Having just had a procedure where they shoved a camera up my cock, that one is a hard no from me!!

Understood! "Hard" no is kind of funny, though.

 

[pntyhseluvr]

Have shared this video with a few friends, realized that I hadn't posted it here. This is what I call "wagging off". Handy little technique for when I don't have the time or energy for a full 2-hour jerk off session. And I can actually have some pretty powerful orgasms this way if I'm really horny.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/19hAGzZJ7BBxxylyLFWPXuoW2AaW-ckv8/view?usp=drivesdk

Funny! I was doing just that when I opened the video!

 

[pntyhseluvr]

Okay, so. As my profile says, I have more fetishes and fantasies than I can count. And when I'm jerking off, I usually have 30+ windows of various types of porn open, because every time, it's a different topic that really amps me up. So this morning I'm in the mood for sexy pregnant women. Any other aficionados of pretty women with huge tits and baby bumps?

This is one of my favorite clips. This girl has absolutely mind-blowing tits.

https://www.xvideos.com/video.hceodvo01a0/pregnant_teen_morning_fuck

Love pregnant women getting fucked silly with big milk filled tits bouncing

 

[SmokingFap]

Love pregnant women getting fucked silly with big milk filled tits bouncing

Wasn't horny until just now. So thanks for that!