Charlie's Pervert Circus and Smartass Emporium

[ImpishSeraph]

I'm not on much lately. I miraculously got somewhat of a life, sort of, in a way, a friend.

 

[SmokingFap]

I'm not on much lately. I miraculously got somewhat of a life, sort of, in a way, a friend.

Good for you, sweetheart! I'm sure I'm not the only one who misses you, but I'm glad you're enjoying real life.

 

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Here are a couple of my favorite vintage nun porn clips. The second one is from a movie called This is The Day, absolutely phenomenal movie, but I'm having trouble finding the whole thing.

https://xhamster.com/videos/pregnant-nun-in-anal-fuck-723624

https://xhamster.com/videos/vintage-hot-sex-190-xh5FLSx

 

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Lucy Wilde is pretty close to perfection for me.

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I had to share at least one from my biggest fetish. Katarina is a goddess. She doesn't actually smoke, but she pretends really well.


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And Hannah Hilton might be the girl of my dreams. But that's enough of my smoking fetish for now.

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One last thing before I go. This might be the sexiest smoking fetish scene I've ever seen in a regular porno.

https://www.its.porn/video/deborah-wells-elodie-john-holmes-cindy-wilson-in-classic-fuck-video/

I have one particular lady friend in the Northeast who might enjoy this, even though it doesn't have any spiders in it.

 

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Okay, so. As my profile says, I have more fetishes and fantasies than I can count. And when I'm jerking off, I usually have 30+ windows of various types of porn open, because every time, it's a different topic that really amps me up. So this morning I'm in the mood for sexy pregnant women. Any other aficionados of pretty women with huge tits and baby bumps?

This is one of my favorite clips. This girl has absolutely mind-blowing tits.

https://www.xvideos.com/video.hceodvo01a0/pregnant_teen_morning_fuck

 

[SmokingFap]

Love this woman. Have seen videos of her before, but not in several years. She's absolutely crazy sexually.

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Some folks when messaging back and forth.
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I also love new mommies and their girlfriends.

https://www.xvideos.com/video.ucdkmaf2f9d/katerina_and_shione_milk

 

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How is it that I can just wrap my earphones around my hand a couple times and put them in my pocket, but when I pull them back out, they look like some mentally-challenged Boy Scout on meth was practicing for his knot-tying merit badge?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

How is it that I can just wrap my earphones around my hand a couple times and put them in my pocket, but when I pull them back out, they look like some mentally-challenged Boy Scout on meth was practicing for his knot-tying merit badge?

Flatten the loops & tie ‘em closed with something - Velcro strap, bread tie, hair band, whatever. Alternately wrap around something. Neither prevents knots but both reduce em a lot

 

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Flatten the loops & tie ‘em closed with something - Velcro strap, bread tie, hair band, whatever. Alternately wrap around something. Neither prevents knots but both reduce em a lot

Thanks! The bread tie thing sounds perfect.

 

[Tessinwales]

Looks to me to be just my kind of thread

 

[Tessinwales]

Welcome !!!!

Thanks. Looking forward to seeing how this develops.

 

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Looks to me to be just my kind of thread

Fabulous, Tess! Need someone to keep this place a little classy.

 

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I was thinking that it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass brassiere here today. Then I started wondering what REALLY went on at those Salem witch trials...

 

[Tessinwales]

Fabulous, Tess! Need someone to keep this place a little classy.

Classy! Me?

 

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Classy! Me?

You've got a Welsh accent, right? That's more than classy enough for this place.

 

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That's really cool! Thanks, man.

 

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Just ran across this fabulous lesbian breastfeeding video. Looks like the guy recorded it from the TV with his camera, but still super hot, and just amazing tits!

https://www.xvideos.com/video.uhavllf7bb4/got_some_milk_

 

[Tessinwales]

I'd love to say this is a fair representation of me, but alas ....... lol

 

[naughty_stories]

Never heard of them before, but that's pretty hot, both musically and lyrically. But it makes me think of maybe the sexiest song I've ever heard.

Halestrom
Lucy Hale and her brother.. from Pennsylvania

 

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Halestrom
Lucy Hale and her brother.. from Pennsylvania

They're good! Will look up some of their other stuff.