Charlie's Pervert Circus and Smartass Emporium

And just to remind folks that I don't think about sex 24 hours a day, this song just popped in my head and had to share it. Absolutely beautiful. Hard to believe it's the lead singer from Led Zeppelin.

 
Had a little fun last night camming with two of my Lit friends. Was supposed to be just me watching my buddy jerk off and cum. But he got so excited by the idea that he invited a couple ladies to watch, too. One is a mutual friend, the other I hadn't even heard of. So the three of us encouraged him. But he got stage fright and couldn't get it up. So to help, the gal that I know turned on her cam and whipped out her huge tits right next to her sleeping husband, started pinching and pulling on her nipples. Didn't help my buddy, but totally got ME hot. She and I logged off of his show and chatted until I squirted a load. Anyway, it was a nice nightcap for me.

Hope all you pervs are having great days.
 
Had a little fun last night camming with two of my Lit friends. Was supposed to be just me watching my buddy jerk off and cum. But he got so excited by the idea that he invited a couple ladies to watch, too. One is a mutual friend, the other I hadn't even heard of. So the three of us encouraged him. But he got stage fright and couldn't get it up. So to help, the gal that I know turned on her cam and whipped out her huge tits right next to her sleeping husband, started pinching and pulling on her nipples. Didn't help my buddy, but totally got ME hot. She and I logged off of his show and chatted until I squirted a load. Anyway, it was a nice nightcap for me.

Hope all you pervs are having great days.
fuck, what a super hot story. love having jerk off sessions like that. the BEST.
 
Just told a new friend this story and thought I'd share it on here for those who might be interested.

I was home from college one summer. Woke up in the middle of the night and went to the kitchen to grab probably a beer. My dad's bedroom was on the other side of the kitchen entryway, and his door was halfway open with the light on. Thought I'd see what he was doing up that late. When I got to his doorway, I saw that he was jerking off on his bed looking at magazines (you know, back when porn was all magazines and maybe VHS tapes). He didn't see me, and I only watched him for a few seconds. But my mouth fell open when I saw how big his cock was hard. He wasn't shy about nudity around the house, just like my mom, so I'd seen him getting out of the shower or taking a leak or something. Always knew it was thick, but had never seen him erect. He was probably about 7", but looked as thick as a Coke can. I just turned around and went to the kitchen. And I didn't have any bisexual leanings back then. But looking back, I wish I had just walked in and asked him if he wanted some help. We were really close, so I have to think he either would have laughed it off and apologized for leaving his door open, or maybe said "Sure, pal!" If I felt then what I feel now, I...
 
Wow you mean you make Betty looks ordinary šŸ˜‰
I'm not exactly sure what @Tessinwales looks like, but I have run across her and had many friendly interactions with her on the various threads, so I know that she is a very funny and sexy woman, no matter what she actually looks like. Although I suspect that she's one of those women who's actually really hot.
 
I'm not exactly sure what @Tessinwales looks like, but I have run across her and had many friendly interactions with her on the various threads, so I know that she is a very funny and sexy woman, no matter what she actually looks like. Although I suspect that she's one of those women who's actually really hot.
Thank you so much for those very kind words. Remind me to show you one day ;)
 
For those of you who don't know, I'm the inventor, director, and producer of the infamous Dicks of Lit compilations. My last compilation, version 3.0, for some reason didn't include the music when I posted it. So I decided to go ahead and add music and post it again here. Also, since Lit now censors Dropbox links, I just put it on my Google Drive for all. Enjoy!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1DhrlwWXLPGPoWk7b82pb2MiBd30WLIXg/view?usp=drivesdk
Great show! Cheers šŸ„‚
 
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