Cock Talk

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I don't share any of my passwords or alt details.

What about trading passwords?

 

[Wand3rlust]

What about trading passwords?

For what? There may be tariffs involved and I'm not sure you're ready for that....

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

For what? There may be tariffs involved and I'm not sure you're ready for that....

You trade passwords. I show you mine if you show me yours. I'll only institute tariffs if there's no nudes in your PMs. Then it's on

 

[Wand3rlust]

You trade passwords.

Ah. But mine is worth more than yours.

I show you mine if you show me yours.

Wait - are we still talking passwords?

I'll only institute tariffs if there's no nudes in your PMs. Then it's on

I have nudes in my pms. But if you really wanted to see lots of penises, I'm sure you could just ask for them?...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Ah. But mine is worth more than yours.

This is exactly how tariffs start

Wait - are we still talking passwords?

How do you feel about double entendres?

I have nudes in my pms. But if you really wanted to see lots of penises, I'm sure you could just ask for them?...

That sounds like a lot of work. But also a lot less fun than what I was expecting/projecting

 

[Wand3rlust]

This is exactly how tariffs start

I know right?....

How do you feel about double entendres?

Depends where you put them.

That sounds like a lot of work. But also a lot less fun than what I was expecting/projecting

Hehe. You just wanna see me nude.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Depends where you put them.

They work best in the ear, but unfortunately we're limited to optics here

Hehe. You just wanna see me nude.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/MWg3xy4gdt0AAAAC/nocomment-no.gif

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I’d like to meet @Indie bc she was one of my first friends here and I’d feel comfortable meeting her and we’d have fun.

Where do I sign up?

I don't hear from her so much nowadays but it'd be lovely to catch up in person with Indie also, but again the distance is a real killer.

Do I know you?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dayum y'all have me missing Corbal. And clowns...

It's so funny reading all this because I didn't get the ballbuster vibe from corbal. That's probably because the way she stirred things is how it was in my home, too. A quick wit, sharp tongue and no hard feelings. It's a competitive sport.

 

[Lord Pmann]

It's so, so, SO wrong. But I have to laugh.

It’s okay to laugh. I’m very funny.

There are things I want to know.

1) Did he do a good job with the hat?
2) What did the person's account that you used have to say about these shenanigans?
3) Did you keep the picture?

1. I honestly cannot remember. Not that his dick wasn’t memorable. I mean, I’m sure it was like a sunset on the mountains pretty. But you have to understand that I’m used to seeing my cock. And it’s just not fair to compare other cocks to mine.

2. I also don’t remember this. I am sure she thought it was funny. I mean, good on Apisto for having a fun time with it. Like, that’s a funny thing to do. I mean, if you logged in and had a cock with a hat on it, you would laugh. I’m sure someone will do that now that I’ve put it in the universe.

3. No. I did not.

 

[Lord Pmann]

… sharp tongue and no hard feelings. It's a competitive sport.

I feel like this describes your blowjob career.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I feel like this describes your blowjob career.

Well done. I'm howling

 

[peekingone]

Dayum y'all have me missing Corbal. And clowns...

It's so funny reading all this because I didn't get the ballbuster vibe from corbal. That's probably because the way she stirred things is how it was in my home, too. A quick wit, sharp tongue and no hard feelings. It's a competitive sport.

She was a gem. Miss her wit and comments.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Meet anyone from Lit in person?

Yes. I’ve met two people from Lit.

For sex or friendship?

I didn’t have sex with either.

In public for safety?

Yes. I must protect my holes.

Bring a friend for safety?

No.

Share recent full face and body pics first?

Yes. We knew each other well before meeting. We had seen all the things at this point.

Who would you most like to meet from Lit (in person) and for what reason?

I have several friends from Lit I would meet. I’m far too innocent to do anything nefarious.

Do you think the number of Listers who have met and fucked is a high number or low number?

Very low.

If there was a Literotica in person group meet up, would you go? Would you go with the intention of sex, or curiosity, or sexual curiosity?

I would go. Curiosity. I would wear a full body condom as you fuckers are filthy.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Also, my passwords will be immolated with my cold, dead body.

My password is so secure even I don’t know what it is.

Did you ever learn of her alts? She had one that was

No, I didn’t know this was a thing!
Damnit! You people with your nude alts.
I need to be informed when people are naked.
Any chance those accounts are still out there?

I didn't get the ballbuster vibe from corbal.

Probably due to you not having balls.
At least, not literal ones.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Did you ever learn of her alts? She had one that was

Yeah, I was in on it. The bathtub pics

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yeah, I was in on it. The bathtub pics

Again I say, feel free to share this info with me.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Meet anyone from Lit in person?

Not yet

For sex or friendship?

Depending on the person maybe both?

In public for safety?

Yes definitely because I'm anxious as fuck.

Bring a friend for safety?

No but I'd tell a good friend where I was going and why.

Share recent full face and body pics first?

Depends on the reason for meeting. If I was hoping to have sex with someone from here I'd assume we'd have already seen all the good parts beforehand. I would at least want to share names and faces, mostly because how the fuck would I know who you are if I haven't seen your face? Name tags or a lanyard with our AVs? Maybe not ideal for the local Starbucks or wherever.

Who would you most like to meet from Lit (in person) and for what reason?

Oh loads of people. @Wand3rlust absolutely and we've tried to plan things but haven't made it work yet. I'd honestly be happy to at least grab a drink with anyone here that I get on well with

Do you think the number of Listers who have met and fucked is a high number or low number?

Who knows? Assuming everyone who has claimed to do so is being truthful I still don't think it's a high number.

If there was a Literotica in person group meet up, would you go? Would you go with the intention of sex, or curiosity, or sexual curiosity?

I'd like to say I'd go but I'm super socially anxious. If it was a meet up with people I know who already know my name and have seen my face then yeah but if it was a big event type of thing then maybe not. I wouldn't go with the intention of getting laid but I wouldn't rule it out either.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oh loads of people. @Wand3rlust absolutely and we've tried to plan things but haven't made it work yet.

This is ABSOLUTELY gonna happen.

Have car, will drive.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Did you forget you’re my sister from a different mister?

I hope our moms are different too

That said, here you go:

I’m never sure on a story like this whether to lead with the punch line or the background. But I suppose I should start with the way I lived it so you can relive the same emotions I experienced (or at least a poor facsimile of said emotions).

It was somewhere around 2016 or 2017, which I can only date loosely because I happen to remember where my cubicle was in the office at the time. I had recently switched positions (got a coveted window cube, yay for me, small wins right?). Lit was also fairly new for me posting regularly in the PG, so it was like a bright shiny new toy. Kind of like when you hit puberty and discover your new favorite toy and companion. You go all in and lose your mind a bit and do stupid shit.

So I had met several woman by this time and experienced the joy of sharing pics and flirting outrageously, sometimes fairly quickly, others being a slow burn. I had not really interacted much with @Lord Pmann though so I didn’t know how he operated.

I also was only on lit three days a week while I was commuting. And only during certain hours of the day. Unlike a lot of lit, the PG has a community of people that form some pretty tight groups it seems to me. It’s easy to find a few threads and people that you interact with easily and it fills your lit time, so it can actually become a bit insular.

Which is a long way to say that I was not aware of all the existing connections between various posters.

You might think at this point I’ve gone off tangent, like an old man telling a story where he starts one story, then works backward to the beginning of time and slowly over the course of three or four hours meanders back to the present day. Which reminds of the book I’m currently reading by Patrick Manus. I read a lot of his books when I was young. He wrote humor (“humour” (just in case a particular Brit is reading and wants to put a “wow” reaction on this post she’ll know what I’m saying)) pieces for Field & Stream. One of his favorite characters often told stories like that. Where you really had no idea what the point was or where it was heading.

Where was I? You’re supposed to keep me on track.

Right. Cock pics. Which seems appropriate for this thread. So I was doing what a lot of excited inexperienced litsers do and jumping in feet first, cock in one hand, phone in the other and typing with my nose. When a female poster that I had occasionally interacted with in the threads sent me a pm. It was flirty and fun, but not serious. Still my favorite type (you might want to take notes at this point, just a heads up).

Then she asked for a pic. But not just any pic, she wanted it to be fun. A decorated cock pic. Which cracked me right the fuck up. This was new! Different! It was funny. You can usually seduce me with humor (humour). Sensual is great, kinky is titillating, but humor (humour) is the best. At least for catching my attention.

Because sex is fun as one of its main attractions. It’s stupid, animalistic and silly. It can move from raw passion to giggles and back in a heartbeat before ending in gasping breath and screams. It’s better than tacos and I don’t say that about many things.

Where was I?

Decoration.

I’ll get there eventually (you can blame @hotwords229_A and his impatience for the digressions (and this vanpool ride, bumpy as fuck)). Trust me.

I happened to have some card stock on hand at the office and I’m pretty crafty, so I got out the card stock and scissors and made a little sailor hat. I don’t remember if I colored (coloured) it or not with highlighters. If I didn’t, I should have.

Perched that little (not that little! I have a truly magnificent cock, not too big, not too medium, fits just oh so right) hat over the crown and took a quite excellenct photo. I said photo because this was no ordinary pic. It was a work of art. Should be hanging in the Louvre. Right beside the Mona Lisa so everyone knows why she’s smiling.

Sent it off with a laugh and a smile. Wondering how she was going to respond and to my surprise… nothing. I chalked it up to time zone differences and didn’t worry about it. Still nothing the next day.

I figured it was just one of those things. Win some, lose some.

Fast forward to last January/February. Life had changed a lot, Covid, remote, cancer, hadn’t been on lit much, but I was checking in more often as stress release and reconnecting with people. Which was great. This community of perverts has brought me a lot of laughs and solace over the last three years. Thank you.

(Pause for tissue use. For tears, not cleanup. Pervert)

I happened upon a discussion about alts and found out that some people had actually shared usernames and passwords. One of those parings was Pmann and the woman who had requested a decorated pic.

I know right?!? I just dropped the punchline after an emotional (emotionaul) paragraph. What kind of asshole does that?

I was outside walking the dog when I realized that Pmann had talked me into decorating my cock and sending him a pic. I laughed so hard. It was hysterical. What a numpty I was (am).

So when Enny said how funny a dick hat would be, I felt I had to share this.

Hat (lol) off to you pmann.

so... do you still have the picture to send me? Or maybe to @TotallyNotTaegul ?

 

[hotoldrguy]

I don't share any of my passwords or alt details.

Wait...you have alts?

 

[Apisto42]

I hope our moms are different too

Me too. Tell you what, you can have mine. She’s crazy as a squirrel on meth.

so... do you still have the picture to send me? Or maybe to @TotallyNotTaegul ?

Pics that I take only last as long as it takes to send them. Maybe if you’re real good to me I’ll recreate it.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Again I say, feel free to share this info with me.

I wish I could find it. I had it in an old pm and had to purge it back with the inbox limits

 

[aussiegeekygal]

She’s crazy as a squirrel on meth.

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