Cock Talk

[OrdinaryPerson]

Rule 34
No real penises were used in this shop so it is safe for you to click LOL
https://www.etsy.com/shop/CockCouture

so.... who is buying one and doing a photoshoot for us?

 

[Apisto42]

I was going to tell her that I thought I was coming down with norovirus.

 

[hotoldrguy]

If you click on the individual costumes there are customer pics, just in case you’re interested.

I was wondering if there was a size chart—there is, by girth!

I went back and looked. Good thing Enny did not scroll too far

 

[hotoldrguy]

Uh. Yeah. I did not do that.

Thank god.

(@hotoldrguy, consider yourself on notice. )


TMI! TMI!

I swear I did not scroll that far myself

 

[Apisto42]

I swear I did not scroll that far myself

I also did not scroll that far. But I love that buyers felt comfortable sending pics. That’s a riot.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I was going to tell her that I thought I was coming down with norovirus.

so we came up with the same excuse?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I also did not scroll that far. But I love that buyers felt comfortable sending pics. That’s a riot.

I did scroll that far and it was was very fun. I liked the santa hat with a beard one the most. The 3D printed dick, second.
The comments were also hiliarious- so many men complaining the fit was too small...

 

[Apisto42]

so we came up with the same excuse?

Did you forget you’re my sister from a different mister?

 

[Apisto42]

I did scroll that far and it was was very fun. I liked the santa hat with a beard one the most. The 3D printed dick, second.
The comments were also hiliarious- so many men complaining the fit was too small...

They should be like Amazon and say “based on your purchases your size is …”

 

[Apisto42]

The little hats are hilarious!

So I have story related to putting a little hat on. I look like an idiot in this story, but I’d need @Lord Pmann to bless off on telling it.

 

[MindYaBitness]

so.... who is buying one and doing a photoshoot for us?

I feel like this is a job for @Wriggle , I know he said he's taking some time off from pics, but who else could really do this fancy man justice!

 

[hotoldrguy]

I geel like this is a job for @Wriggle , I know he said he's taking some time off from pics, but who else could really do this fancy man justice!

that link was blocked LOL

 

[Endless_Night]

So I have story related to putting a little hat on. I look like an idiot in this story, but I’d need @Lord Pmann to bless off on telling it.

This would be a @Lord Pmann appendage chapeau story?

I'm going to be honest and say I'm not sure I'm ready for that.

 

[Lord Pmann]

So I have story related to putting a little hat on. I look like an idiot in this story, but I’d need @Lord Pmann to bless off on telling it.

Yesssss. Feel free.

 

[Endless_Night]

Wait! Wait, wait, wait.

You need Pmann's permission to tell an appendage chapeau story in which you look like an idiot?

What kind of story is this?!?!?

 

[Endless_Night]

Yesssss. Feel free.

It's like rubbing a lamp.

He appears!

 

[Apisto42]

Wait! Wait, wait, wait.

You need Pmann's permission to tell an appendage chapeau story in which you look like an idiot?

What kind of story is this?!?!?

Well, I learned a long time ago to laugh at myself, and really this is quite funny. Especially since I didn’t find out the truth of until about 10 years had passed. So much easier to laugh about because it’s old.

 

[Endless_Night]

Well, I learned a long time ago to laugh at myself, and really this is quite funny. Especially since I didn’t find out the truth of until about 10 years had passed. So much easier to laugh about because it’s old.

Curiouser and curiouser . . . .

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Curiouser and curiouser . . . .

Ditto

Lit rarely percolates feelings of wanting within me.

Yet here we are.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I do have to call out @aussiegeekygal though - if you’re getting oral, then I’m going to investigate the bush with my rod of divination and find the spring of eternal youth!

Tough luck

I just got it waxed. There may be some polishing, though?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Meat Up

https://64.media.tumblr.com/5b6ee64a2f0784fdf31202581bdcce2b/318c420e4b50b263-6b/s540x810/18de27818aab7655dd9e85edd65e6d90b029cf5b.jpg

(I wrote a bunch of these questions and realized they were too confusingly written with all the ‘Did you/Would you’ words—so I’m just going to put ideas down and let you answer however you will).

Meet anyone from Lit in person?

Have, it was a quick visit in a park, no hanky panky.
Full intention to meet someone specific and maintain that relationship.

For sex or friendship?

See above.

In public for safety?

The one I met was in public, I wasn't worried.
The next one will be wherever we can.

Bring a friend for safety?

Nope.

Share recent full face and body pics first?

We've seen all of each other.

Who would you most like to meet from Lit (in person) and
for what reason?

My little treasure! Because she's the one.

Do you think the number of Listers who have met and fucked is a high number or low number?

Really low.

If there was a Literotica in person group meet up, would you go? Would you go with the intention of sex, or curiosity, or sexual curiosity?

Yes, depends, and depends.

 

[Lord Pmann]

It's like rubbing a lamp.

He appears!

I have something else if you rub it comes, too.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I have something else if you rub it comes, too.

Your dad?

 

[Endless_Night]

I have something else if you rub it comes, too.

I can't quite decide if this was a come on . . . .

If so, that's two from two different people in one day.

*needs a cold washrag on forehead*

Your dad?

Y'all are the meanest flirters I have ever known.

It's kind of terrifying.

Sincerely,
EN

 

[hotwords229_A]

so.... who is buying one and doing a photoshoot for us?

New thread idea?

So I have story related to putting a little hat on. I look like an idiot in this story, but I’d need @Lord Pmann to bless off on telling it.

Where the hell’s the story?!