ericalauren
Literotica Guru
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I had to make five phone calls today. I hate adulting!
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What if I talk to my boss and work the price down a little for you?No. No, thank you. I'll pass.
What's your commission like?What if I talk to my boss and work the price down a little for you?
mmmmm...only 1 of my cars came with a manual, it's in the garage...somewhere.....restingDo you buy a car without reading the manual? Do you buy an appliance, a cellphone, a watch, or a chainsaw without reading the appliance?
Am I alone in this world?
Same, I definitely think it’s more than it turns out to be. Maybe cause I give 100% and expect others are too.I'm thinking that I'm terrible at judging the nature and depth of my relationships with women on here.
I'm not going to say that I always give 100%, but I never half-ass it, either. I guess I usually three-quarters-ass it?Same, I definitely think it’s more than it turns out to be. Maybe cause I give 100% and expect others are too.
Depends. What flavor?Is 6.30am too early to eat jelly?
Nope.Is 6.30am too early to eat jelly?
Raspberry with a handful of raspberries also thrown in the bowl.Depends. What flavor?
Do NOT eat the yellow jelly.Raspberry with a handful of raspberries also thrown in the bowl.
Recently, I was somewhere and I asked for jelly. The guy asked me which flavour I would like, “red or yellow”![]()
Oooo, I was only told not to eat yellow snowDo NOT eat the yellow jelly.
Unless you're into that kind of thing.
I can't tell if today needs to be a stronger pot or a 2 pot kinda day. Maybe bothoh Java Gods, what say you?
It’s when it’s no hope.."There's always hope."
"It's the hope that kills you."
Hope is weird.
I listened to a podcast couple weeks ago that actually told the story of the real bear Winnie the Pooh was based on. His name was Wojtek, and he was an escaped circus bear who ended up fighting for the Poles in World War II. He was found in a forest, and it turned out he just liked helping the soldiers in their camp. He would find unexploded artillery shells and bring them to the soldiers. I think he actually fought alongside them eventually. Was finally retired to a zoo in Canada, where he was renamed Winnipeg, Winnie for short. A.A. Milne took his son, Christopher Robin, to see the famous bear one time, and the boy renamed his own teddy bear Winnie. I don't remember where Pooh came from, maybe just a little boy's term of affection. Great story, though.Christopher Robin was a very lonely boy.