What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[allthetimeitsthere]

Do you buy a car without reading the manual? Do you buy an appliance, a cellphone, a watch, or a chainsaw without reading the appliance?

Am I alone in this world?

mmmmm...only 1 of my cars came with a manual, it's in the garage...somewhere.....resting.........

 

[Chillygirl]

I'm thinking that I'm terrible at judging the nature and depth of my relationships with women on here.

Same, I definitely think it’s more than it turns out to be. Maybe cause I give 100% and expect others are too.

 

[SmokingFap]

Same, I definitely think it’s more than it turns out to be. Maybe cause I give 100% and expect others are too.

I'm not going to say that I always give 100%, but I never half-ass it, either. I guess I usually three-quarters-ass it?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Is 6.30am too early to eat jelly?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Is 6.30am too early to eat jelly?

Depends. What flavor?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is 6.30am too early to eat jelly?

Nope.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Is 6.30am too early to eat jelly?

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Today is international women's Day


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[ShowMeYourSmile]

Several of us have tried to help you see the light but you refuse. You’re going to see the light at some point but I don’t think it’s the same one we’re trying to help you see. Some people just never learn..,

 

[AmberLGreen]

Depends. What flavor?

Raspberry with a handful of raspberries also thrown in the bowl.

Recently, I was somewhere and I asked for jelly. The guy asked me which flavour I would like, “red or yellow”

 

[SmokingFap]

Raspberry with a handful of raspberries also thrown in the bowl.

Recently, I was somewhere and I asked for jelly. The guy asked me which flavour I would like, “red or yellow”

Do NOT eat the yellow jelly.

Unless you're into that kind of thing.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Do NOT eat the yellow jelly.

Unless you're into that kind of thing.

Oooo, I was only told not to eat yellow snow

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I can't tell if today needs to be a stronger pot or a 2 pot kinda day. Maybe both oh Java Gods, what say you?

 

[LostHorizon]

Christopher Robin was a very lonely boy.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I can't tell if today needs to be a stronger pot or a 2 pot kinda day. Maybe both oh Java Gods, what say you?

((Suddenly, my eyes roll up … only the whites can be seen … a deep hum emanates from within))

If you must choose, choose to drink more. As always … why not both? Stay hydrated!!

((And then my eyes flutter and return to normal))

Oh … hey. Damn it looks like it’s going to be a great Saturday.

 

[ericalauren]

I hate mornings!

 

[Crownvic]

"There's always hope."

"It's the hope that kills you."

Hope is weird.

It’s when it’s no hope..

 

[SmokingFap]

Christopher Robin was a very lonely boy.

I listened to a podcast couple weeks ago that actually told the story of the real bear Winnie the Pooh was based on. His name was Wojtek, and he was an escaped circus bear who ended up fighting for the Poles in World War II. He was found in a forest, and it turned out he just liked helping the soldiers in their camp. He would find unexploded artillery shells and bring them to the soldiers. I think he actually fought alongside them eventually. Was finally retired to a zoo in Canada, where he was renamed Winnipeg, Winnie for short. A.A. Milne took his son, Christopher Robin, to see the famous bear one time, and the boy renamed his own teddy bear Winnie. I don't remember where Pooh came from, maybe just a little boy's term of affection. Great story, though.

 

[Crownvic]

Happy birthday son..we haven’t spoken in 20 years..

 

[ydahecnot]

Congratulations

Thanks, though the notion of it being an honor is dubious

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Brains are weird. One minute I'm crying over my marriage. Thirty seconds later I realize my niece has never seen a waterbed, much less tried to climb out of one in the middle of the night. She has been robbed.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Also, I have dyslexia and in third grade I wrote Brain instead of Brian and the other kids made fun of me. That is the only thing I remember about that kid.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Why didn’t you just go the first time the ambulance crew was here?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Why do I always regret things I agree to go do with other people? At least there is alcohol but then there is alcohol.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Brains are weird. One minute I'm crying over my marriage. Thirty seconds later I realize my niece has never seen a waterbed, much less tried to climb out of one in the middle of the night. She has been robbed.

God I miss my waterbed. So warm. So comfy.