Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

I thought this was a rendition of @Bry1313 stroking his dick and then I zoomed in.

Wait - it isn't ? I assumed it was and just wasn't that inspired to zoom in...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No one cums to ammonium.

Everyone cums to cumonium though.

 

[MindYaBitness]

People telling me my AV sucks or off putting is how I make friends here

People treating me like a human being, despite my fantastic rack & okay-ish personality, is how I weed out the hornballs.

 

[crazychemgirl]

People treating me like a human being, despite my fantastic rack & okay-ish personality, is how I weed out the hornballs.

How did I sneak through then?

 

[JayRandom1]

reading through all this now is so delightfully chaotic... like, I don't know anyone here but I'm horny AND confused and I don't know who is doing what!?

 

[MrMakersMark]

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Tough one.

Coffee
Horror movies.




Because I have done more than enough of everything else.

And I threw out cats because they shouldn't be on this list.

 

[BrendaBear]

People treating me like a human being, despite my fantastic rack & okay-ish personality, is how I weed out the hornballs.

Okay... but once you have said pile of hornballs, do you cherish them or pull a @Fiestykitten and set them on fire?

 

[morelikeasong]

1. Which cartoon character would you want to be if you could be in a cartoon?

I could probably come up with a better answer if I really thought about it but I’ll go with Princess Bubblegum

2. If you’re horny do you immediately try to find a way to take care of it immediately or do you live in the sensation for a bit first?

Rarely am I in a position to take care of it immediately. But I don’t make myself wait for the fun of it. I’ve been known to strip my clothes off as soon as I’m alone and get to business.

3. Who was the first person to PM you on Lit (if you remember)..?

Definitely a rando. I think I posted a pic in the titty Tuesday thread within my first week of this account and that opened the floodgates
But I think the earliest that I still talk to is probably @Mr_bogey who PMed me shortly after he started terrorizing my music thread.

4. What kind of award would you give yourself for your participation in this thread?

Cutest Fairy Princess

5. What are your plans this weekend?

Zoo with family! And trying to maintain sanity. Maybe getting a little drunk and stomping around lit. We’ll see.

 

[BrendaBear]

reading through all this now is so delightfully chaotic... like, I don't know anyone here but I'm horny AND confused and I don't know who is doing what!?

I don't know you either, but your perception of what you wandered into is very accurate.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

People treating me like a human being, despite my fantastic rack & okay-ish personality, is how I weed out the hornballs.

Are there no hornballs worth keeping? AFAF

 

[JayRandom1]

I don't know you either, but your perception of what you wandered into is very accurate.

thank you Brenda, I now feel horny, confused and seen by you... it is appreciated

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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If I have coffee and alcohol, then I can be at peace with losing all the other things (especially Star Wars. And I'm pretending "Cats" is the 2019 garbage movie and not the adorable fur babies that shouldn't be on a list like this )

 

[Fiestykitten]

Okay... but once you have said pile of hornballs, do you cherish them or pull a @Fiestykitten and set them on fire?

God I love you
https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.6f7215e5eca17517167bf81af141c6ee?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.tenor.com%2fAo32eo9BbBgAAAAC%2fadam-sandler-laughing.gif&ehk=CqLnPszBMqx%2fsHPWzYoixCJx8nllOyPJvDPydkbkl%2bI%3d

 

[TXRafe]

People treating me like a human being, despite my fantastic rack & okay-ish personality, is how I weed out the hornballs.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/3CSUy6DfuGwAAAAC/what-am-i-then-wraps-the-mummy.gif

 

[lavendersilk]

Ok question time!!!

Yay!

1. Which cartoon character would you want to be if you could be in a cartoon?

2. If you’re horny do you immediately try to find a way to take care of it immediately or do you live in the sensation for a bit first?

I've been horny at work and couldn't do anything about it until I got home. If I'm home alone I take care of it pretty quickly.

3. Who was the first person to PM you on Lit (if you remember)..?

I do happen to know who that was.

4. What kind of award would you give yourself for your participation in this thread?

Best Couple with @OrdinaryPerson even though she forgot what my boobs looked like for a few minutes. Thats okay though. We learn and grow as a couple everyday, and thats what makes us stronger.

5. What are your plans this weekend?

Washing laundry, folding laundry, putting away laundry... while watching RuPaul's Drag Race.

 

[TXRafe]

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give me cats and star wars (but they have to constantly turn out new material) or im taking videogames (witcher 4 please just come out already)!

 

[lavendersilk]

People treating me like a human being not just because of my fantastic rack & amazing personality, is how I weed out the hornballs.

FIFY

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Everyone cums to cumonium though.

The element that parties.

 

[crazychemgirl]

FIFY

Actual fucking facts.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

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The element that parties.

Consults periodic table. That atomic weight seems awfully high for cum...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Consults periodic table. That atomic weight seems awfully high for cum...

You might need more protein in your diet.

 

[vagrantx]

Consults periodic table. That atomic weight seems awfully high for cum...

https://i.redd.it/mz5sts6c6xy41.png

 

[crazychemgirl]

Consults periodic table. That atomic weight seems awfully high for cum...

Do you know the following phrase from the periodic table?

Gay German Ass Sex is Boring

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Who says chemists are boring?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I guess it could also be

Gay German Ass Sex Is Brave

Or

Gay German Ass Sex is Bravo