Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

I told him his AV sucked …. And therefore started the greatest friendship the internet has ever seen …

Until @OrdinaryPerson stole him like she does with all my friends

LOL, I didn't know that! My first message to him was telling his shark AV was weird & off-putting

 

[vagrantx]

Would the giant robots be used to feed them? I can get behind this?

We'd have to somehow grow equally ginormous strawberries for the ginormous guinea pigs to munch on! And you know there's just a whole slew of things we could do with ginormous strawberries.

There are literally zero downsides to this plan.

 

[Bry1313]

I said you AV was scary, no that it sucked!

PS-It's scary again, work on that!

People telling me my AV sucks or off putting is how I make friends here

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We'd have to somehow grow equally ginormous strawberries for the ginormous guinea pigs to munch on! And you know there's just a whole slew of things we could do with ginormous strawberries.

There are literally zero downsides to this plan.

Ok. I’m sold. Can I vote you Prime Minister of Earth to implement the Kaiju Pig plan?

 

[vagrantx]

You know what? Some days I wander in here and have no fucking clue. What a glorious thread of randomness.

Dropout is the funniest streaming service on the internet! They specialize in improv comedy and random-as-f gameshows!

Smartypants is one of their shows where the participants present the most zany powerpoint presentations. It's hilarious!

Here's Why The Ocean Sucks!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[vagrantx]

Ok. I’m sold. Can I vote you Prime Minister of Earth to implement the Kaiju Pig plan?

FIRST DECREE!!
No more pollution. No more car exhaust
OR OCEAN DUMPAGE!!
FROM NOW ON WE WILL TRAVEL IN TUUUUBES!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

The obvious answer is horror movies and coffee

 

[lavendersilk]

People telling me my AV sucks or off putting is how I make friends here

 

[NakedStoryLover]

We'd have to somehow grow equally ginormous strawberries for the ginormous guinea pigs to munch on! And you know there's just a whole slew of things we could do with ginormous strawberries.

There are literally zero downsides to this plan.

Au contraire!

Consider the environmental implications of the necessarily expanded Haber-Bosch process required to fertilize said Godzillaberries!

 

[vagrantx]

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This is the most difficult one you've posted yet.

Cats are a given. Videogames/metal/superhero films????? Fuuuuck me....

 

[hotoldrguy]

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Cats and coffee LOL

 

[hotoldrguy]

The obvious answer is horror movies and coffee

Guess you do not own a cat

 

[vagrantx]

Au contraire!

Consider the environmental implications of the necessarily expanded Haber-Bosch process required to fertilize said Godzillaberries!

I clicked the link
I saw math
I closed the link

Just fertilize them with the dead ginormous guinea pigs! Boom. Solved. I'm the greatest Prime Minister of Earth ever.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Guess you do not own a cat

I’m super allergic .. so no lol

 

[NakedStoryLover]

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Alcohol and Star Wars, though I barely drink enough for that to matter

 

[crazychemgirl]

Au contraire!

Consider the environmental implications of the necessarily expanded Haber-Bosch process required to fertilize said Godzillaberries!

Mmmm ammonium.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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I thought this was a rendition of @Bry1313 stroking his dick and then I zoomed in.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

FIRST DECREE!!
No more pollution.

With you

No more car exhaust

With you

OR OCEAN DUMPAGE!!

With you

FROM NOW ON WE WILL TRAVEL IN TUUUUBES!!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Mmmm ammonium.

did you just cum?

 

[crazychemgirl]

did you just cum?

No one cums to ammonium.

 

[BrendaBear]

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I have to go with... Cats and Alcohol.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

No one cums to ammonium.

This is absolutely true.

Now, nitrate....

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I have to go with... Cats and Alcohol.

Definitely a strong choice

 

[lavendersilk]

I have to go with... Cats and Alcohol.

Twinsies!