Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Her too tbh.

She was the subject of the greatest roast joke in history. “I wouldn’t fuck you with Bea Arthur’s dick”

 

[UnquietDreams]

They still aren’t winning best couple.

"Breast couple." It's like you didn't even look at the picture...

 

[MrMakersMark]

Oh, you're getting info now, whether you like it or not. There's a lady who's into dogs. She usually only messages other ladies, trying to see if we're dog-fuckers too, but I know men who've been burned by her too

 

[hotoldrguy]

1. Which cartoon character would you want to be if you could be in a cartoon? The Tasmanian Devil just let it all out and go wild!

2. If you’re horny do you immediately try to find a way to take care of it immediately or do you live in the sensation for a bit first? I like to enjoy the sensation and then do a bit of edging

3. Who was the first person to PM you on Lit (if you remember)..? @barefootgirl69 She was very welcoming

4. What kind of award would you give yourself for your participation in this thread? The "Fly By" award. Since I am here so randomly

5. What are your plans this weekend? no real plans

 

[NakedStoryLover]

There she is....
Get over here you.

(*giggling while Zooming off-screen*)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok question time!!!


1. Which cartoon character would you want to be if you could be in a cartoon?

I really wanna drive a giant robot but not in a war so Gundam and Macross and shit are out. More appropriately this is the objectively true answer.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/kceyjCT1eajXW/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91ooansvr4pcrbcwdb13fi5z5ns776cb0frgy5e5r8&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2. If you’re horny do you immediately try to find a way to take care of it immediately or do you live in the sensation for a bit first?

Sometimes a. Sometimes b.

3. Who was the first person to PM you on Lit (if you remember)..?

Some rando I’d never interacted with. First person I still talk to today? No shit it was @morelikeasong replying to me. I’d forgotten than

4. What kind of award would you give yourself for your participation in this thread?

I see you tryna make us do your awards ceremony work. I dunno. Probably The peanut gallery award these days.

5. What are your plans this weekend?

D&D and taxes.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Ok question time!!!


1. Which cartoon character would you want to be if you could be in a cartoon?

Slowpoke Rodriguez. He was so chill.

2. If you’re horny do you immediately try to find a way to take care of it immediately or do you live in the sensation for a bit first?

Opportunity has to collide with motivation or I am going to have to live in it.
But neither outcome is ever depressing.

3. Who was the first person to PM you on Lit (if you remember)..?

I can't remember.
Reminds me, I need to burn this account and make a new one.

4. What kind of award would you give yourself for your participation in this thread?

@morelikeasong gave it to me earlier today.
I had it coming then and will again if I've anything to say about it.

5. What are your plans this weekend?

Dad stuff.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are you The Grand Inquisitor?


Henry, the mild-mannered janitor.


Yes. One of those two things, at least. Sometimes both. I rather enjoy the expectation to be honest.


(Name deleted to protect the guilty)


I didn't know there were awards, so "Most absent-minded", or "Least clued-up"? Something of that nature, I would guess. Maybe, since I don't tend to see much "You are ignoring content by this member" around here, I qualify for "Biggest dick" (not in the "has" sense, more in the "is" sense). I'll go with "Number 1 Super-Guy" though, if you want to go with the cartoon character theme.


Might be going out tomorrow afternoon. I have work to do on the exterior of my house to do at some point, too. Both depend on the weather being kind. Anything else depends on someone else's plans too, so we'll see.

I do awards every 1000 pages or so …. I missed a couple.

They are basically categories I decide and then ask everyone to nominate up to 3 people per category… then I tally the results and issue awards.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This was the first ever award issued … @Indie

Post in thread 'Sex & Shenanigans'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/sex-shenanigans.1589110/post-97370324

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh, so there is a "Most Clueless Poster" award!

Well the categories differ every round …. I will probably bring back some old favourites like “best newbie”

 

[BrendaBear]

Well the categories differ every round …. I will probably bring back some old favourites like “best newbie”

What about "Most Clueless Primate"?

Oh wait... we all know who that would be.

Nevermind.

 

[HarryHill]

Oh, so there is a "Most Clueless Poster" award!

Not yet but you are in the running.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What about "Most Clueless Primate"?

Oh wait... we all know who that would be.

Nevermind.

Should we give him his own award?


Write-in categories are a thing

 

[HarryHill]

Should we give him his own award?


Write-in categories are a thing

The silver spoon award?

 

[hotoldrguy]

The silver spoon award?

Maybe that should be a lifetime achievement award

 

[SWR101]

I really wanna drive a giant robot but not in a war so Gundam and Macross and shit are out.

*adjusts glasses*
Well, G Gundam is technically just a martial arts tournament until the very final round. And the first half of Witch from Mercury is a high school slice of life. Then the Build series is people building Gunpla then piloting their mechs in VR…

 

[MindYaBitness]

To tell them their AV sucks? Ok, it had been a few months since the previous interaction, but sometimes magic comes from random PMs

I said you AV was scary, no that it sucked!

PS-It's scary again, work on that!

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Anyone else exponentially horny today?

I realize this is from four pages ago, but yes. Still.

 

[vagrantx]

I really wanna drive a giant robot but not in a war so Gundam and Macross and shit are out. More appropriately this is the objectively true answer.

Did you check out Smartypants on Dropout yet?? Erika Ishii's segment is her debating "why the government should build me a Gundam"

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Did you check out Smartypants on Dropout yet?? Erika Ishii's segment is her debating "why the government should build me a Gundam"

I did! It’s what sold me on that show . I want a giant robot so fucking bad. Probably not enough to advocate for Kaiju…but it’s close

 

[vagrantx]

I did! It’s what sold me on that show . I want a giant robot so fucking bad. Probably not enough to advocate for Kaiju…but it’s close

What if the kaiju were really cuddly and not scaly? Like ginormous guinea pigs or maybe kiwi birds!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What if the kaiju were really cuddly and not scaly? Like ginormous guinea pigs or maybe kiwi birds!

Would the giant robots be used to feed them? I can get behind this?

 

[Apisto42]

Did you check out Smartypants on Dropout yet?? Erika Ishii's segment is her debating "why the government should build me a Gundam"

I did! It’s what sold me on that show . I want a giant robot so fucking bad. Probably not enough to advocate for Kaiju…but it’s close

What if the kaiju were really cuddly and not scaly? Like ginormous guinea pigs or maybe kiwi birds!

Would the giant robots be used to feed them? I can get behind this?

You know what? Some days I wander in here and have no fucking clue. What a glorious thread of randomness.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I said you AV was scary, no that it sucked!

PS-It's scary again, work on that!

I told him his AV sucked …. And therefore started the greatest friendship the internet has ever seen …

Until @OrdinaryPerson stole him like she does with all my friends

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What if the kaiju were really cuddly and not scaly? Like ginormous guinea pigs or maybe kiwi birds!

On second though giant space guinea pigs are probably similar to hamsters…