Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Okay, but in a similar vein…what if my boobs wanted to campaign for best couple?

I think I just voted...

 

[MindYaBitness]

PSA: removable dick still counts as dick.

SUCK MY 8” strap-on bitch!

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[UnquietDreams]

She floats.
Unsurprising.

I duck and trip.

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[MrMakersMark]

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I require water and a boat.
Lols!

MindY just requires a desire to move from point A to point B.
And off she goes.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Not so much and hell no …. Which is it?!!

A fella can change his mind if the person he was speaking about enters the room.

That rule is in the book.

 

[MrMakersMark]

PSA: removable dick still counts as dick.

SUCK MY 8” strap-on bitch!

This doesn't feel metaphorical at all.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I prefer "satchel of Richards", cause I'm phancy

Thou may ingest a satchel full of Richards. I'm fancy too.

 

[LupineOne]

 

[crazychemgirl]

This doesn't feel metaphorical at all.

It’s not.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

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[crazychemgirl]

I’m feeling it’s a question day …. Who’s into it?


1. If you had the choice to live forever, would you do it? (Caveat is that it’s just you, not anyone in your family or your spouse or kids)

2. What are you most proud of but never have an excuse to talk about?

3. What is something I wouldn’t believe about you?

4. If you could live 24 hours as a different species, what would it be and why? What would you with your time?

5. If you could relive any day over and over again (think Groundhog Day).., is there a day you would choose? Why? Or would you pick a random day? What would you do?

 

[Wriggle]

I’m feeling it’s a question day …. Who’s into it?

I'm into it all, baby

1. If you had the choice to live forever, would you do it? (Caveat is that it’s just you, not anyone in your family or your spouse or kids)

Yes.

It'll be a bit weird floating around in space for eternity when the sun explodes though.

2. What are you most proud of but never have an excuse to talk about?

Kids.
No one wants to here about my kids.

3. What is something I wouldn’t believe about you?

I'm a tiktok sensation

4. If you could live 24 hours as a different species, what would it be and why? What would you with your time?

Bird flying high, checking out naked ladies on the beaches

5. If you could relive any day over and over again (think Groundhog Day).., is there a day you would choose?

A new one.

Why?

I am curious

Or would you pick a random day?

Yes - the day is probably irrelevant

What would you do?

All the things.

 

[Apisto42]

I’m feeling it’s a question day …. Who’s into it?


1. If you had the choice to live forever, would you do it? (Caveat is that it’s just you, not anyone in your family or your spouse or kids)

Depends - can I have my body at 30 forever? Because this getting old shit sucks.

2. What are you most proud of but never have an excuse to talk about?

I talk about everything. I’m good at painting miniature models. Don’t really talk about that much.

3. What is something I wouldn’t believe about you?

You’re a good girl, you’ll believe everything I tell you.

4. If you could live 24 hours as a different species, what would it be and why? What would you with your time?

Red tail hawk. Fly. Fly some more. Have sex in mid air.

5. If you could relive any day over and over again (think Groundhog Day).., is there a day you would choose? Why? Or would you pick a random day? What would you do?

No. That’s pretty much hell.

 

[morelikeasong]

Kids.
No one wants to here about my kids.

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[morelikeasong]

1. If you had the choice to live forever, would you do it? (Caveat is that it’s just you, not anyone in your family or your spouse or kids)

Fuck no

2. What are you most proud of but never have an excuse to talk about?

Hmm, maybe my photography. I do portraits, mostly babies and kids so for obvious reasons I don’t share them here.

3. What is something I wouldn’t believe about you?

I sang backup for Elton john once

4. If you could live 24 hours as a different species, what would it be and why? What would you with your time?

A bird, for sure. I’d probably spend the whole day flying.

5. If you could relive any day over and over again (think Groundhog Day).., is there a day you would choose? Why? Or would you pick a random day? What would you do?

No thanks

 

[crazychemgirl]

So many birds in here … interesting

 

[cactusjack0584]

So many birds in here … interesting

Not true…
Everyone knows birds aren’t real….
Right?

 

[Qky75]

So many birds in here … interesting

Everyone knows birds aren't real

 

[cactusjack0584]

Everyone knows birds aren't real

See!!! It’s not just me!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Works with Cthulhu, Dagon, and most eldritch nightmares as well. Forewarned and all that.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Works with Cthulhu, Dagon, and most eldritch nightmares as well. Forewarned and all that.

Also works for quokka… the literally yeet their kids at predators to get away…

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I’m feeling it’s a question day …. Who’s into it?


1. If you had the choice to live forever, would you do it? (Caveat is that it’s just you, not anyone in your family or your spouse or kids)

Maybe? Can I stay the same age? Or age myself back to 21?

2. What are you most proud of but never have an excuse to talk about?

Artistic achievements

3. What is something I wouldn’t believe about you?

I used to play Boxey on Battlestar Galactica. You wouldn't believe me based on the fact that I'd be lying.

But in my younger years I had acting ambitions.

4. If you could live 24 hours as a different species, what would it be and why? What would you with your time?

A cat. And nap.

5. If you could relive any day over and over again (think Groundhog Day).., is there a day you would choose? Why? Or would you pick a random day? What would you do?

Probably pick a day out of my hoe phase and just keep finding different ways to hoe. #hoelife #gettinitin #ibestrokin

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I’m feeling it’s a question day …. Who’s into it?

1. If you had the choice to live forever, would you do it? (Caveat is that it’s just you, not anyone in your family or your spouse or kids)

Abso-fucking-lutely not.

2. What are you most proud of but never have an excuse to talk about?

I'm greedy, I have two.
1. Participating in the humanitarian aid drop to the Yazidis that ISIS had forced up into the Sinjar Mountains to freeze and starve. Then, when I returned, a magazine that my family had a subscription to (but I never read) had a front page photo of a teenaged Yazidi girl on it highlighting an article about the humanitarian aid that ethnic group had received and how it saved their lives.
2. Preparing for things I cannot divulge, with resources I didn't know the US had, to withstand the worst day the world has yet to see, and it was purely defensive and meant to save as many as could be. The mental and emotional toll is high, but absolutely worth it.

3. What is something I wouldn’t believe about you?

I don't think there's much about me that would truly surprise people. I've had trenchfoot?

4. If you could live 24 hours as a different species, what would it be and why? What would you with your time?

Brown antechinus or a rhino. Look up their sexual behaviors and you'll have all your answers.

5. If you could relive any day over and over again (think Groundhog Day).., is there a day you would choose? Why? Or would you pick a random day? What would you do?

Not yet. I'm hoping my future changes this answer.