Sex & Shenanigans

[cactusjack0584]

Oh dear, what did I walk into...

Well you wouldn’t have walked into it if you had ducked a little more….

Wait… what are you talking about…

 

[Bry1313]

I prefer "satchel of Richards", cause I'm phancy

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ZPJwM59CvtYAAAAC/aunty-donna-fancy-man.gif

 

[MrMakersMark]

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Soul dick and metaphorical spirit penis.

Peasant..

This is why I laugh everytime I see a girl say it.
It's fucking funny.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Oh dear, what did I walk into...

Doods discussin' stuff.

 

[vagrantx]

lol, it worked for me too, also I just love fried chicken

chikkin

 

[vagrantx]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ZPJwM59CvtYAAAAC/aunty-donna-fancy-man.gif

God I fucking love Aunty Donna

 

[MrMakersMark]

I was wondering the same thing. Guys tell each other to suck their dick? I don’t know. I lost my place.

Not actually what we meant.
And I blame chemgirl.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Nothing makes sense

It all does.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well you wouldn’t have walked into it if you had ducked a little more….

Wait… what are you talking about…

I'm short, I duck for nothing. However, I also trip over nothing as well

 

[BrendaBear]

Not actually what we meant.
And I blame chemgirl.

Did @crazychemgirl tell you to suck her dick again?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Doods discussin' stuff.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/zO5Z72BhpCNIk/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9529cyxnd92u71yw47co6gh0feluhk0uk5m6rrbjaw7&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[MrMakersMark]

I'm short, I duck for nothing. However, I also trip over nothing as well

She floats.
Unsurprising.

I duck and trip.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Did @crazychemgirl tell you to suck her dick again?

I thought it @OrdinaryPerson who had the suck worthy dick?

 

[cactusjack0584]

I'm short, I duck for nothing. However, I also trip over nothing as well

I did say “low bridge” when you walked in…

 

[MrMakersMark]

Did @crazychemgirl tell you to suck her dick again?

She did.
She's rotten.

But it was just her spirit dick.

 

[cactusjack0584]

She did.
She's rotten.

But it was just her spirit dick.

Why do I imagine it being like GIGANTIC! Like almost comically so?

 

[BrendaBear]

She did.
She's rotten.

But it was just her spirit dick.

Now I am picturing an ancient ritual…. Outside, under a beautiful star filled sky. A huge bonfire… women dancing around the fire, With @crazychemgirl leading a ceremony… and a huge, giant dick manifests in the air, over the fire…. Right after CeeCee starts singing a punk rock song….

 

[MrMakersMark]

Why do I imagine it being like GIGANTIC! Like almost comically so?

I promise her metaphorical spirit crank weighs 3 lbs is all big and veiny and she barely has enough blood to fill it up.

Probably has Louisville Slugger tattooed on it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

She did.
She's rotten.

But it was just her spirit dick.

I’m rotten???

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m rotten???

No, you are perfect.

Evil, but perfect.

 

[UnquietDreams]

My go to, thanks to a Louis CK bit, is suck a bag of dicks…
I don’t believe I’ve ever told another guy to do that or I guess threatened it, depending on the context.

Reminds me of how I ended up with a mugshot in Georgia...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I promise her metaphorical spirit crank weighs 3 lbs is all big and veiny and she barely has enough blood to fill it up.

Probably has Louisville Slugger tattooed on it.

I feel like I should be offended.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I’m rotten???

I was just joshin'
.

Rotten?

Hell no.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was just joshin'
.

Rotten?

Hell no.

Not so much and hell no …. Which is it?!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

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PSA: removable dick still counts as dick.

SUCK MY 8” strap-on bitch!