Sex & Shenanigans

[LostHorizon]

The book is very thorough

Will the book include the weight stats of the flaccid and erect penis study?

 

[MrMakersMark]

So.... you're saying they... get scared and try to hide?

Like "oh hell... the bastard is drunk again and I do not want inside there!" hiding kind of thing?

It do what it do.

 

[Wand3rlust]

What is this book you speak of?

Don't mention the Book.

I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it...

 

[MrMakersMark]

Don't mention the Book.

I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it...

Think again, Sister.
I repeat...what is this book you mentioned?

 

[UnquietDreams]

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It’s a book about women’s sexual fantasies and I’m listening to the audiobook.

That would be the best way to do it.

Getting that now

 

[MrMakersMark]

That would be the best way to do it.

Getting that now

Wait.. I missed this.
Is THAT the book?
Narrated by...Gillian Anderson?

Gillian Anderson...as in...the X-Files Gillian Anderson narrated a sex book?

 

[UnquietDreams]

ok ok ok ….

I need a nickname for my incompetent and irritating coworker that is not offensive and only slightly mean.



….. and go!

Human handbreak.

Seaweed. They just float around and stink at their job.

 

[hotoldrguy]

What is the point of any of this ridiculousness

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[LostHorizon]

Yup.
And when soft, some of it retracts. Can't weigh it exactly if part of the fella is not on the scale.

Yes, when soft it retracts. That’s how the thing works. Four ounces worth.

 

[Sammysub07]

Ooh oooh ooh … social experiment.., weigh your dick SOFT and then weigh it HARD… who’s willing to do this?!!

Haha SO happy I popped in!! Exactly what I come here for!

Heavier hard. But here’s another question. Would it be heavier when wet out of the shower when it’s hard or soft? In which state does the skin retain more water?!

Should the dick be weighed wet both ways?

Though the idea of a man trying to hold his hard dick down on a kitchen scale is endlessly amusing to me.

You’d have to account for the guys that don’t zero the scale using the same amount of pressure from their finger tip holding it down! Could change a few things

Oooh weights!!!!


There’s hanging weights!!
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Ohhh lord!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have racoon dick-bone earings

Because of course you do.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Ooh oooh ooh … social experiment.., weigh your dick SOFT and then weigh it HARD… who’s willing to do this?!!

I am absolutely not willing to do that

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh right. The greater good.

Shut it!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Shut it!

Damn….
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[UnquietDreams]

What is this book you speak of?

The Book of Love. It's old and boring,no one can lift the damn thing. CCG filled it with questions and answers. And instructions on dick weighing...

 

[SWR101]

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Fake. No one would give away a sword.

 

[LostHorizon]

The book is very thorough

Does it include data from the infamous dick pic study of 2024?

 

[MrMakersMark]

The Book of Love. It's old and boring,no one can lift the damn thing. CCG filled it with questions and answers. And instructions on dick weighing...

Finally! A straight answer.
Thank you!


But I've moved on.

I've discovered there is a sex book out there in the world with Gillian Anderson's voice on it.

Everything else just became much less important to me.

 

[cactusjack0584]

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Seems like a trap…
But I want a sword…
Screw it, I’m going for it!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Does it include data from the infamous dick pic study of 2024?

That wasn’t my study lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

Seems like a trap…
But I want a sword…
Screw it, I’m going for it!!!

Next thing you know, the sword is wailing, you can't let go, and you are screaming "blood and souls for my Lord Arioch" as you try to destroy the world.

Happens all the time.

 

[Mrtenant]

Next thing you know, the sword is wailing, you can't let go, and you are screaming "blood and souls for my Lord Arioch" as you try to destroy the world.

Happens all the time.

Just don't try and swallow that one.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m not evil … I swear.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I’m not evil … I swear.

Oh really?